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Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

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WOODIES JOKES

Anger Management

Started by fenderbelly, 15th November 2007 08:51 PM

anger, clean, control, fight, husband, mad, management, toilet, toothbrush, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Lobster story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:47 AM

allan, arrived, cafe, claw, dying, expect, fight, hope, john, lobster, lost, missing, munruben, replied, special, story, time, waiter, winner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:57 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Paddy in a fight

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:33 PM

$500, 30c, allan, attacked, dying, fierce, fight, hidden, hope, miserable, paddy, replied, robbing, socks, street, succeeded, terrific, thugs, time, walking, woodturners, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:29 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

I got my wife crawling to me.

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:31 PM

bed, begged, begging, crawling, fight, hands, knees, night, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 12:16 PM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

How The Fight Started

Started by Arthur Dyason, 7th November 2007 04:11 PM

alongside, car, driver, dwarf, fight, funniest, guy, happy, intended, looked, morning, offence, pulled, rear-ended, replied, road, slowly, sooo, started, stormed, stressed, strike, suddenly, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 04:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Effective Anger Management

Started by Phil Spencer, 20th September 2007 07:20 PM

anger, clean, control, effective, fight, husband, mad, management, toilet, toothbrush, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 11:22 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Finishing for a Coffee Table

Started by Neil Hodge, 3rd August 2007 11:25 AM

ago, average, built, catalysed, coffee, dilemma, easy, fight, finish, finished, finishing, horns, lacquer, months, neil, poly, properly, question, remember, rest, result, running, sand, satisfied, speak, spray, succeed, table, top, wear

Replies: 8
Views: 2,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2007 10:19 PM; by MacS

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FINISHING

Night out with the boys

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 07:08 AM

boys, fight, friend, husband, night, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 02:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Wrestling

Started by wheelinround, 29th August 2007 06:46 PM

14/15, 60s, autographs, blood, broke, change, cops, decided, dhs, drunken, eye, fags, fellow, fight, kanagroo, kennedy, lane, leaving, loose, mad, mario, opener, packs, pick, shed, spiro, stands, waiting, wallets, wrestling

Replies: 13
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 10:49 PM; by Buzza

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Patrick

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th August 2007 06:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 01:19 PM; by Ashore

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WOODIES JOKES

The fighting Irish

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:09 AM

beat, crap, fight, fighting, guy, irish, mates, night

Replies: 5
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 10:38 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Name Dropping

Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2007 03:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

1960s, car, caught, colin, dropping, famous, farnham, fight, fountain, horse, john, kitchen, mate, mates, meet, peter, picked, pool, race, raindrop, school, shyte, studio, sydney, time, turfed, walking, water, wife, yrs

Replies: 47
Views: 4,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 10:30 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Had a great call from...

Started by Wild Dingo, 12th February 2007 08:46 AM

2tsup, ate, barra, bite, buggars, catch, caught, chris, community, cross, day, digs, doh, eyes, fellas, fight, fish, fishin, great, hang, mate, ooh, settlin, spoke, starved, tadlers, time, tongue, yeah, yer

Replies: 9
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2007 10:04 AM; by Stuart

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

More care needed- warning-it is gory

Started by Terry B, 4th December 2006 11:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, care, chance, dangerous, dear, dominant, fight, finger, gory, hand, hour, image, lights, lost, machines, message, middle, needed, needed-, operating, palm, pilot, quality, smashed, spent, theatre, warned, warning-it, warningit, woody

Replies: 39
Views: 7,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 01:33 AM; by Schtoo

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SAFETY

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

administrators, agree, bit, board, bulletin, business, button, clicking, denigrate, eye, fight, forums, information, law, material, message, messages, moderators, odd, owner, person, post, posts, prepared, read, register, slander, spirit, time, woodwork

Replies: 2
Views: 14,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 09:07 AM; by mobjack68

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WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Bloody Oz Google! AAARGH!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 25th December 2006 08:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.au, aaargh, bloody, books, breath, can;t, censorship, chips, control, dns, fight, google, google.com, grrrr, hear, locate, lookup, mad, muzak], redirecting, return, signs, site, sort, spitting, straight, twilight, whois, zone, [cue

Replies: 25
Views: 3,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2006 03:34 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

My Jet has landed ...

Started by Touchwood, 29th November 2006 12:50 AM

box, buying, car, cute, fight, finally, forward, introduce, jealous, jet, landed, lathe, lathes, leave, love, mini, minute, morning, notice, play, pressies, spare, ssooooooo, time, toy, yeay

Replies: 11
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 08:04 AM; by NewLondon88

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Gender Equity

Started by bitingmidge, 17th October 2006 11:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, bat, bit, bloke, blokeyness, calling, cheers, concerned, cricket, deliver, dimensions, eek, emphasis, equity, fella, fight, footy, gender, hold, knitted, lbs, maroon, morning, night, pair, placing, score, sleeping, socks, tonight

Replies: 19
Views: 2,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 03:16 PM; by Driver

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Top Country Songs 2006

Started by Baz, 18th October 2006 07:51 PM

12.xxx, 2006, ass, bed, censored, chewed, country, day, fight, finger, friend, hard, lips, miserable, miss, night, phone, prison, ran, ring, shot, song, songs, tonight, ugly, wife, woke, women, xxx, zed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:51 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Replace roller guides with Phenolic/Cool blocks?

Started by Bodgy, 17th July 2006 07:47 PM

bearing, bearings, blade, blocks, branding, confused, cool, diff, drift, fight, guides, hold, intended, logical, mountings, phenolic, phenolic or cool, phenolic/cool, question, replace, replacing, roller, seeks, steadier, supplementary, supplementary;, wander, widely

Replies: 8
Views: 5,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 10:47 PM; by Stuart

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BANDSAWS

'As new' set of Everlasts

Started by TassieKiwi, 5th July 2006 05:02 PM

$us400+, bout, collectors, everlasts, fight, hooo-ey, label, laquer, protective, remnants, secs, set, watch, whaddoyareckon

Replies: 5
Views: 1,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 10:45 PM; by Stuart

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Convincing SWMBO so I can buy stuff

Started by Waldo, 31st May 2006 03:26 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$60, 1/2k, business, buy, confused, convince, convincing, fight, gday, mac, nail, shed, spend, stuff, swmbo, tooth

Replies: 51
Views: 5,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 07:47 AM; by bitingmidge

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Sydney Woodcarving Group

Started by Ange, 2nd August 1999 06:52 PM

1999.], 9.30am, august, bring, coffee, cup, due, edited, ego, experience, fight, flesh, fortunately, graham, group, losing, lost, lunch, meeting, message, postponed, retained, router, saturday, sydney, sydneywoodcarvinggroup, thumb, tilly, woodcarving, [this

Replies: 3
Views: 3,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 12:03 AM; by dunno103

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WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Is there any fight left in this old dog??

Started by Luddite, 10th May 2006 09:44 PM

anthony, beauty, blade, captivity, confused, continue, continues, cross, cut, deduction, dog, ebay, fight, file, filed, gemconfused, handle, left, museum, owner, possibly, powers, precludes, product, rip, seller, standard, understands, unusual

Replies: 2
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:54 PM; by Groggy

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

another story of smilies

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 07:12 PM

blew, bubble, care, cristmas, cry, drink, drunk, fight, friend, girl, gum, happily, hell, invited, jestures, lived, lots, month, party, play, rude, school, sense, smile, smilie, smilies, story, sword, talk, toilet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 03:54 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

We've got it easy.

Started by Termite, 26th February 2006 02:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

abuse, admit, brought, contributing, contributor, cut, defend, easy, fight, forum, freedom, home, invited, laugh, lurkers, reading, reccon, regs, rules, short, sing, spangled, star, story, swear, termite, thingo, total, virtually, wondering

Replies: 30
Views: 4,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 03:29 PM; by 9Fingers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Not my lucky day

Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM

bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

The Rules of Manhood

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th August 2005 09:18 PM

acceptable, beer, birthday, bloke, buy, car, circumstances, conversation, discussing, drive, fight, friends, game, girlfriend, hesitate, hours, join, manhood, mate, mates, pending, pizza, reach, response, rules, shes, situations, sports, wife, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 10:51 PM; by Tikki

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WOODIES JOKES

A woodworkers worst nightmare !

Started by JDarvall, 24th July 2005 12:19 AM

axe, bloke, bugger, fight, mad, mine, nightmare, noooo, reakon, stand, tough, woodworkers, worst

Replies: 7
Views: 1,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2005 02:33 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
TIMBER

To those brave souls in London

Started by Studley 2436, 7th July 2005 09:29 PM

achieve, attack, australia, beaten, brave, breed, cheer, cowardly, easily, england, fight, harder, hate, hope, horrible, london, mistaken, news, offer, pommies, send, souls, speak, stephen, stout, stronger, terrorist, time, tough, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2005 11:12 AM; by HavinaGo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Do we dis-own Kostya?

Started by oges, 6th June 2005 09:21 AM

brough, dis-own, disown, fight, graciously, joking, kostya, lose, losing, nation, pom, shame, understand

Replies: 11
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 11:51 PM; by ribot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Better than foo ball.........

Started by Iain, 19th May 2005 01:42 PM

2005, african, allowed, arena, ball, called, cambodian, cameras, campaign, challenge, chhnãng, city’s, cmfl, coliseum, commission, entire, event, fan, fight, fighters, foo, government, kâmpóng, league, lion, midgets, receive, saturday, sihamoni, sold

Replies: 3
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 02:20 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

He was one of Nature's Gentleman.

Started by MajorPanic, 6th April 2005 06:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advent, aeroplane, board, computer, dearly, eightys, embraced, father, fight, friend, gentleman, gentlemen, guided, jokes, life, lost, miss, miss-spent, nature, natures, personal, raaf, realise, recently, regularly, served, subtle, time, wars, world

Replies: 36
Views: 5,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 06:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

lie down and take it or fight back?

Started by beejay1, 2nd February 2005 08:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actions, aware, believed, burglar, called, change, charged, clarify, disproportionate, facing, fight, force, grossly, gun, heat, honestly, householder, instinctively, intruder, intruders, knife, law, lead, legislation, lie, moment, prosecuted, set, shooting, tories

Replies: 22
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2005 12:15 AM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Dog Psychology

Started by Grunt, 26th January 2005 10:49 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

averted, bit, black, climbed, dog, dogs, evening, fence, fight, growl, grunt, grunts, humans, language, legs, looked, low, nasty, odds, potentially, psychology, quick, situation, speaking, sqeezed, stand, thinking, understanding, understands, walk

Replies: 19
Views: 2,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 02:35 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Help Preserve Our Sporting Heritage

Started by bitingmidge, 21st December 2004 01:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afficionados, approach, associaton, australian, board, campaign, consequence, discussion, event, fight, fighting, happening, heritage, informal, late, life, momentum, national, night, pillow, preserve, reintroduce, saving, sbs, slippery, sporting, sports, surf, true, woodchippers

Replies: 22
Views: 3,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 09:19 AM; by silentC

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

new house

Started by Tonyz, 19th September 2004 06:14 PM

35+, awhile.r, built, confused, eek, feel, fight, gentle[people], house, info, live, living, lost, love, pig, rating, serriously, strawbale, tonto

Replies: 5
Views: 2,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2004 06:43 PM; by seriph1

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 23,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 05:31 PM; by Kris.Parker1

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 31 AUG 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 31st August 2004 09:50 PM

aug, carpet, chipping, core, cut, doors, fight, finish, friends, hollow, house, installer, interior, laid, laying, morning, quiz, reinstalled, removed, respectfully, veneer, woodworking

Replies: 11
Views: 2,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 01:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM

arm, bartender, beauty, belfast, breast, defended, fight, hand, happened, hed, irish, jamie, joke, lickin, limp, murphy, nose, oconner, oconners, paddy, pub, run, sean, shovel, sling, terrible, train, useless, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:53 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

virus and spam

Started by Grue, 20th September 2003 12:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, box, connection, contact, decided, fight, free, glenn, hours, huge, influx, link, list, mesage, messages, microsoft, odd, plagued, program, requesting, senders, sends, software, spam, spammers, strains, update, verification, virus, wondering

Replies: 15
Views: 4,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2003 04:42 PM; by chia

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

GMC 190UL (Metal) Blade Question

Started by Excal, 10th September 2003 07:20 PM

15/16, 190ul, blade, blades, btw, buck, cheap, cutting, diameter, fight, folks, found, free, gmc, hole, info, lingo, love, makes, metal, poor, posts, question, reading, sense, sized, standard, toll, tooth, version

Replies: 3
Views: 6,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2003 07:10 AM; by Dennis Hill

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 11,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
WOODIES EVENTS

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 43,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 7,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 21,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
WOODTURNING - ORNAMENTAL TURNING

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 8,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 26,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

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FINISHING

Sticky: Please Read This

Started by Neil, 24th August 2003 02:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 13,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2003 02:15 AM; by Neil

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

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