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Wet tricks

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:04 PM

beautiful, blonde, breath, champion, climbed, decided, demonstrations, diving, endurance, incredible, jumped, lady, lay, learn, lengths, liverpool, marry, mersey, met, olympic, pool, prostitute, seventy-five, sidesof, started, swimmer, told, towel, tricks, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2011 11:04 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Few old one's

Started by dj_pnevans, 23rd January 2011 09:57 PM

black, david, door, eee, fin, found, harry, jarrah, jig, lady, late, lot, loves, pearlx, photos, play, shed, stuff, time, undertaker, xmas, yellow

Replies: 6
Views: 800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2011 10:35 AM; by dj_pnevans

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Shaving and arm pits

Started by Phil Spencer, 23rd January 2011 08:06 AM

arm, arms, attractive, counter, day, fellow, gag, lady, lifterd, lunch, oooo, pits, relay, shave, shaving, shop, singlet, site, sleeveless, smell, smelly, sweaty, tops, wear

Replies: 7
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2011 10:50 AM; by Greg Ward

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Visitor

Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 16th January 2011 10:18 AM

agenda, arts, cheers, collinsville, expect, holiday, lady, lynda, manual, meet, met, minded, nice, odd, proserpine, school, shirley, stall, surprise, teacher, timber, told, turner, turnout, vern, visit, visit.from, visitor, watts, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2011 09:42 AM; by Mrs Woodpecker

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

the price of gas

Started by Biggles73, 8th January 2011 05:47 PM

cleared, complains, day, doc, gas, hearing, lady, nuisance, pass, passes, prescription, price, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, tells, terribly, time, times, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2011 05:09 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A visit.

Started by RETIRED, 9th December 2010 11:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afford, alive, arisen, called, chidamn, friend, hair, home, island, lady, lovely, moment, phillip, reason, sawdust, shoes.winkd, skew, touring, visit

Replies: 27
Views: 2,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2011 03:18 PM; by Mr Brush

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Christmas at Wheelinround's

Started by munruben, 29th December 2010 04:59 PM

beautiful, book, box, called, christmas, diamond, dream, dreams, gift, hubby, lady, lovely, loving, meaning, means, morning, necklace, night, ray, rays, told, wheelinround, wheelinrounds, wife, worry

Replies: 11
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2010 05:23 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Thanks To Turnerted

Started by Nai84, 27th December 2010 10:02 PM

2tsup2tsup, asap, awsome, blanks, box, days, elder, fantastic, final, finaly, found, hey, house, ian, lady, pen, pens, piece, rose, ted, ten, thankyou, turnerted, wood, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2010 12:18 AM; by Nai84

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another carved lady

Started by Claw Hama, 15th December 2010 11:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, allong, allowed, arbortec, art, carved, chalked, christmas, clients, coming, crude, dallyu, dilly, exhibition, job, ladies, lady, maple, months, mother, nicely, pretty, queensland, received, roughed, stage, started, timber

Replies: 29
Views: 3,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 07:50 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Lady Client Chose ............

Started by Les in Red Deer, 13th December 2010 07:17 AM

aero, animal, black, blank, choice, chose, christmas, client, customer, daughters, gold, lady, leopard, les, plating, print, rose, titanium

Replies: 3
Views: 929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 01:10 PM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

So much for the rainbow man

Started by Woodwould, 10th December 2010 04:07 PM

bucket, carpet, carrying, cleaner, couple, cut, demonstration, door, eat, electricity, emptied, fork, hall, hasty, horse, lady, madam, man, manure, minutes, morning, personally, quick, rainbow, remainder, remove, scones, stepped, traces, vacuum

Replies: 1
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 08:33 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another bad day

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2010 10:43 PM

attacked, bad, beetle, bruises, bug, call, centre, cut, cuts, day, desk, doctor, giant, happened, home, lady, local, medical, meters, moment, nasty, night, reception, sore, store, suddenly, tall, told, video, walking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2010 05:06 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

hat stand

Started by texx, 2nd December 2010 04:45 PM

1970, 35mm, 75mm, base, bottom, brass, car, cedar, coats, column, finally, finished, hardware, hat, hooks, junction, lady, loves, red, request, rubbed, satin, separates, smallish, solid, spigot, stand, trad, transported, wax

Replies: 5
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2010 07:33 PM; by Woody1

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Frustrated by sharpening jig set-up time

Started by rsser, 23rd November 2010 12:03 PM

bowl, brands, consuming, couple, dry, edge, finger, finishers, freehanded, front, frustrated, gouges, grinder, hogging, jig, lady, modest, passes, platform, refresh, roughers, separating, set-up, setup, sharpening, takes, time, tormek, treatment, wet

Replies: 10
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2010 02:01 PM; by rsser

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Chairs!

Started by spencer411, 11th September 2010 04:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arm, chair, chairs, comfortable, dedicate, deserve, enjoy, forum, handy, heavy, lady, law, light, makers, marks, mum, narrow, opinion, picture, pictures, quality, share, short, shotty, sit, spencer, tired, warm, wicked, wide

Replies: 38
Views: 5,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2010 01:37 PM; by IanW

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Purchase of tools etc from USA

Started by Malcolm Eaton, 27th October 2010 12:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrange, aust, australian, check, cheers, company, gather, interviewed, lady, listening, local, macd, organise, organization, passing, payment, price, prices, purchase, radio, shipping, shop, site, station, suggest, talk, time, tools, usa, web

Replies: 15
Views: 3,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 08:25 PM; by attie

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

See Tea Lady in Gilbert & Sulivan's "Iolathe"

Started by tea lady, 14th October 2010 10:37 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

150146, beautiful, complete, fairies, fantasy, file, fun, gilbert, heard, hmm, iolathe, lady, lot, memorable, mitcham, moderators, music, october, pdf, performances, picture, politics, sing, singing, songs, story, sulivan, swell, tea, women

Replies: 33
Views: 4,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 04:58 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

summer haze

Started by boatknut, 14th October 2010 02:11 PM

aabb, aboard, beatle, beetle, ben, benjamin, boatmik, chris, cruiser, designed, hartley, haze, lady, lived, magazine, margie.it, modified, named, owned, partner, remember, round, slocum, stretched, summer, tender, ts16, virginia, write-up

Replies: 9
Views: 1,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2010 12:15 AM; by b.o.a.t.

Forum:
MISC BOAT RELATED STUFF

A Lady's Work Table.

Started by A Duke, 30th September 2010 02:10 PM

body, bore, comments, lady, ladys, pet, pictures, project, questions, table, work

Replies: 6
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2010 11:42 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Couple of Burl Fountain Pens

Started by Ironwood, 22nd September 2010 09:31 AM

148150148151, 148152148153148154, burl, chrome, cooktown, couple, decide, finish, finished, fountain, hope, hut, ironwood, lady, likes, loves, mallee, natural, penetrol, pens, plasticy, red, rodium, roll, sedona, takes, tomorrow, type, victor, wax

Replies: 8
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2010 03:29 PM; by Ironwood

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

a Round Tuit

Started by A Duke, 21st August 2010 05:00 PM

august, canberra, carried, dabbled, declared, electrician, entry, exchanges, extends, forum, forward, fun, join, lady, lurking, month, pleasant, retired, round, special, tea, teens, time, triton, tuit, woodwork, www

Replies: 6
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2010 09:58 PM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Heads up on new model Stihl

Started by wally peat, 16th July 2010 04:21 PM

310, bigger, brake, check, deal, dimensions, distributor, dough, fit, fits, freebee, hand, heads, inside, knocked, lady, market, mid, model, model 311, new chainsaw, nice, rang, range, ring, sad, shop, stihl, thinking, ute

Replies: 4
Views: 3,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2010 09:15 PM; by nifty

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Amateur in need of advice....

Started by Tizzylish, 17th July 2010 04:41 AM

$60, advice, amateur, apron, black, craigslist, dark, darker, knotty, lady, legs, light, painting, pine, purchasing, stain, start, suggestions, table, top, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2010 03:10 PM; by woodworm1

Forum:
FINISHING

Holding open a gate

Started by Geoffexpat, 14th July 2010 08:09 AM

$20, ago, cats, clients, found, gate, holding, lady, open, plants, proping, shed, swapped, tidied, weeks, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 07:15 PM; by Geoffexpat

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

The Australian Sheep & Wool Show

Started by issatree, 11th July 2010 01:02 PM

$11, array, articles, australian, bendigo, brownie, crochet, drop, entry, fee, fri, hooks, issatree, knitting, lady, lathes, nancys, needles, people, pins, running, saws, scarf, scroll, sheep, spindles, wood, wooden, woodturners, wool

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 05:23 PM; by issatree

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Rip off

Started by dj_pnevans, 27th June 2010 09:48 PM

$50.00, $8.00, bin, button, car, charge, city, cost, darwin, day, form, found, kids, lady, lost, lunch, machine, park, parked, parking, pay, perth, rip, sister, sunday, ticket, told, town, way?, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 08:10 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A Guy's Fairy Tale

Started by Calm, 11th June 2010 05:08 PM

“will, age, bank, beautiful, beer, dated, drank, fairy, farted, golf, guy, guys, half, lady, left, money, motorcycles, named, played, prince, rode, scotch, seat, snow, tale, time, toilet, tons, white, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 07:50 PM; by RedShirtGuy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

2010 WWF Box Challenge - The WINNERS

Started by WWF Box Challenge, 31st May 2010 08:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2010, 50%, billy, billyboydes, box, boxes, boydes, brown, challenge, commended, entry, highly, judges, lady, mark, novice, pjt, poll, rectangular, robert, ruffly, rustic, sculptured, sections, tea, timberbits, voted, votes, winners, wwf

Replies: 29
Views: 13,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2010 12:41 PM; by Christos

Forum:
2010 WWF Box Challenge

One for Tea Lady

Started by rhancock, 27th May 2010 09:25 PM

06-jun-10, 142836, aest, collectable, collectables, craft, ebay, homeware, kettles, kitchenware, lady, novelty, pots, tea, teapot, time, workbench

Replies: 2
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2010 03:45 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

this mornings turning

Started by texx, 27th May 2010 01:15 PM

art, attempts, bandsaw, braid, busy, finally, finished, justify, lady, lovely, machinery, months, morning, mornings, pens, result, sell, sold, stainless, turning, week, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 09:37 PM; by texx

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Blind Cowboy

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:47 PM

175-pound, 6-foot, bar, bartender, baseball, bat, belt, black, blind, blonde, bouncer, cowboy, explain, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, lady, mister, mutters, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weightlifter, woman, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:47 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pest Controllers - not happy

Started by Groggy, 6th March 2010 11:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afternoon, appears, care, check, chisels, controllers, enthusiastic, fella, hammers, hand, happy, hours, invited, job, lady, learn, mahogany, manage, pest, redback, saws, screwdrivers, shed, sprayed, stack, thicknesser, tool, tools, tuesday, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 3,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2010 08:51 PM; by mkypenturner

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Flat Top Sierra + Coffee

Started by rhossack, 10th April 2010 08:44 PM

applied, band, bean, beans, center, closely, coffee, effort, fill, flat, frankly, hole, holes, lady, missed, numerous, pain, pen, popping, roaster, sierra, sumatra, swear, top, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2010 01:07 PM; by Bitshird

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

I Hope Tea Lady is OK

Started by Ozkaban, 18th March 2010 03:43 PM

$5k, 2tsup, cheers, cool, dave, filipino, fine, flying, front, herald, hope, lady, melbourne, morning, page, realise, sydney, tea

Replies: 8
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2010 12:15 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

cfp

Started by groverwa, 4th March 2010 07:49 AM

60%, australian, bench, bolt, brushed, bunnings, cabots, cfp, coffee, finish, gloss, glossy, hide, holes, items, lacguer, lady, mike, pack, plastic, recycled, satin, scratch, style, surface, table, tables, tops, west, woodturned

Replies: 4
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 08:22 PM; by groverwa

Forum:
FINISHING

Two plastic bags

Started by rod1949, 4th March 2010 05:03 PM

$20, bag, bags, buddy, clippers, cop, days, fair, fence, flower, flowers, game, garden, guy, hedge, hole, kills, knot, lady, laughing, lot, luck, o.k, pays, plastic, quiet, stand, sticks, tick, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 06:26 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Need help understanding this recipe ...please.

Started by JDarvall, 3rd March 2010 04:48 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bounce, buy, clue, couple, damar, ground, ingredients, jake, lady, light, medium, minus, mix, oil, paint, paintings, primer, product, quality, recipe, save, shelf, stand, translucent, transmit, turpentine, underpainting, understanding, varnish, wrote

Replies: 22
Views: 3,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2010 06:06 AM; by JDarvall

Forum:
FINISHING

Spoon Display Box

Started by HazzaB, 22nd February 2010 11:59 PM

3mm, ago, box, chance, checked, curve, derby, display, dove, fairly, fitted, half, hazzab, hey, hour, joins, lady, learning, morning, mounted, neat, oneand, polish, rotary, shop, sit, spoon, spoons, straight, tool

Replies: 7
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2010 09:03 PM; by Peter36

Forum:
BOX MAKING

pink plastic

Started by texx, 19th February 2010 03:49 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 02:31 PM; by CV3

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Tea Lady's Dark Sider Tabouret project - WIP

Started by tea lady, 12th October 2009 01:26 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

apparently, arts, called, crafts, dark, design, fine, gustave, inspired, lady, ladys, magazine, plan, possibly, project, sider, similar, stickley, table, tabouret, tabourets, tea, wip, woodworking

Replies: 60
Views: 7,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2010 08:14 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Kerbside Killing

Started by derekcohen, 26th January 2010 02:15 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 4,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2010 01:19 PM; by Zaphod

Forum:
HI FI EQUIPMENT

What pen kit

Started by Rum Pig, 5th January 2010 08:44 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advance2tsup, alternatives, appreciated, brown, female, firm, fountain, helps, initially, kindly, kit, kits, lady, majestic, mallee, partner, pen, penpal, peter, range, read, recommend, recommendation, remembering, rollerball, set, solicitor, thinking

Replies: 37
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2010 06:10 PM; by BoomerangInfo

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sheoak Perfume Atomizer

Started by HazzaB, 10th January 2010 11:44 PM

arvo, atomizer, bit, boat, button, christmas, comments, couple, decided, finally, finished, hazzab, hey, hours, house, kits, lady, mates, perfume, pretty, shed, sheoak, special, timbecon, time, top, trailer

Replies: 10
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2010 02:06 PM; by wm460

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Reg Shanhan

Started by Regshan, 10th January 2010 06:54 PM

alongside, boy, carver, carving, cut, enquiring, finished, folk, force, golfer, hole, info, item, job, keyway, lady, learning, model, nice, noticed, people, reg, sanding, sets, shanhan, stage, wheel, wood, woodies

Replies: 5
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2010 08:16 PM; by mjmjm

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Brave lady amateur seeks advice!

Started by LadyInThisDress, 9th January 2010 02:55 AM

100%, advice, amateur, brave, cordless, cubes, design, drill, electric, glue, glueing, lady, mdf, paint, pay, piece, pitfalls, rows, screw, screwdriver, screws, seeks, shelves, special, thinking, top, unit, veneer, wall, worktop

Replies: 14
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2010 04:52 PM; by Old farmer

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Oops - Baron II bush sizes?

Started by BoomerangInfo, 5th January 2010 12:24 PM

baron, berea, blanks, brain, bush, bushes, chistmas, common, custom, darn, dayacom, dimensions, easier, kit, lady, life, makes, manufacturers, oops, outer, pen, question, realised, russell, sedona, sense, size, sizes, stick, tubes

Replies: 2
Views: 827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2010 02:14 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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