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Frank Klausz/European Workbench WIP

Started by Milo, 20th March 2012 05:21 PM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

100m, bench, dirty, don’t, drag, frank, garage, ground, hear, hell, klausz or european, klausz/european, laughing, laying, morning, move, nah, offered, picked, post, ridiculously, sack, started, stuff, timber, trailer, trailer……, wip, workbench, worry

Replies: 134
Views: 26,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2014 11:30 PM; by Milo

Forum:
THE WORK BENCH

You know you are living in 2013 when........

Started by MBM888, 20th July 2013 12:16 PM

2013, bottom, busy, check, coffee, e-mail, family, forward, head, house, laughing, leaving, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, online, panic, phone, reach, reading, screen, scrolled, sideways, smile, start, tilting, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2013 12:22 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pigeon: Impossible

Started by Ed Reiss, 2nd February 2013 01:54 PM

1/2, based, beers, check, hilarious, impossible, laughing, minute, mission, nose, pigeon, presentation, snorting, vid, viewed, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2013 06:16 PM; by Christos

Forum:
PHOTOGRAPHY

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Super Adept

Started by bwal74, 18th July 2012 03:45 PM

150mm, 2tsup, adept, auction, ben, blokes, bought, boxed, cheers, courier, delivered, depot, drove, evilbay, eye, laughing, mention, missus, myford/portass, owner, previous, project, proportion, rule, stoked, stop, super, told, warnabool, won

Replies: 14
Views: 2,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2012 07:57 PM; by kenny_10

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Burglar caught!

Started by Groggy, 20th August 2005 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, bag, burglar, buried, caught, deep, dog, door, freak, gonna, grabbed, half, head, house, laughing, leaving, mcbag, mutt, paws, perfect, ribs, shed, shelf, shoulders, silly, snuck, started, teeth, thankfully, yelled

Replies: 17
Views: 12,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 10:23 PM; by RicB

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

well out buying dog food for buddy the pug

Started by nz_carver, 30th August 2012 08:55 PM

answer, buddy, buying, care, complete, crazy, diet, dog, enthralled, feel, food, hard, horrified, hungry, intensive, laughing, line, mention, nutritionally, poodles, practically, prepared, pug, purina, sniff, story, time, told, watch, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2012 09:56 PM; by Christos

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ventriloquist mark 2

Started by Carry Pine, 18th August 2012 11:12 AM

act, audience, bit, bloke, clever, comedian, concentrate, dummy, english, hear, irish, irishman, joke, jokes, laughing, living, mark, nasty, puppet, replied, set, started, stupid, suitcase, talking, told, tonight, upset, ventriloquist, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2012 11:12 AM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Learning a Turn

Started by Christos, 9th August 2012 11:39 AM

actual, agreeded, amount, bowl, catch, discussed, enjoys, fault, finished, house, instructions, laughing, lbswe, learning, limited, meet, odd, pieces, process, ran, stopped, talking, time, tools, turing, turn, understanding, visit, wheelinround, wood

Replies: 14
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2012 07:27 PM; by Christos

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Fred's lament

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st July 2012 10:55 AM

allan, barely, belt.d, camera, driving, exceeding, fenderbelly, figured, finally, flash, fourth, fred, hysterically, lament, laughing, limit, mail, moving, pace, picture, pinged, seat, snails, speed, spot, stage, tickets, time, traffic, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2012 10:56 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The things I buy III!

Started by Stustoys, 18th June 2012 10:57 PM

1994, adaptor, appears, buy, camera, cleaning, days, external, eye, eyepieces, filter, fine, focal, gear, goodish, iii, laughing, length, lense, meant, piece, pieces, plug, polarising, power, russian, short, sidefor, start, things

Replies: 8
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2012 12:02 PM; by Stustoys

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Senior's texting code:

Started by A Duke, 3rd June 2012 03:28 PM

bring, code, dentures, friend, furniture, gas, gotta, laughing, lawrence, lipitor, living, lmdo, lol, lwo, massage, ommr, omsg, prunes, recliner, rofl…cgu, rolling, senior, seniors, sggp, texting, walker, welks, wet, wtp, wwno

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2012 03:59 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Interesting Mahr indicator

Started by jhovel, 28th January 2012 07:39 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

0.01mm, ago, cable, centre, checking, comparator, current, div, expertly, family, fine, guise, handwritten, hot, images, indicator, interesting, irreverance, joe, laughing, lounge, mahr, neatly, odd, pam, push, remote, scale, wet, zentimess

Replies: 63
Views: 5,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2012 09:31 PM; by Graziano

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

dumb question from a woody

Started by beer is good, 8th March 2012 08:31 PM

bit, blades, blokes, bums, cutting, dumb, filing, floor, grinding, guttering, imagine, laughing, metal, question, roll, sharpen, sharpened, snips, square, tin, weise, woody

Replies: 5
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2012 04:21 PM; by beer is good

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Wood identificaton again

Started by sturina, 13th January 2012 09:57 PM

advances, beers, bits, burl, duck, eucalypt, flying, growing, guessing, gum, hard, heavy, hope, identificaton, knowledge, laughing, limited, neighbours, platter, playing, sap, smell, species, started, undescribed, watching, wood

Replies: 12
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2012 02:37 PM; by Drillit

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Next door neighbour again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2011 07:05 PM

allan, career, club, comedian, comedy, door, laughing, melbourne, neighbour, night, people

Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2011 07:55 PM; by rayintheuk

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two man rip saw

Started by Berlin, 14th September 2011 03:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attempt, berlin, broad, brother, chainsaws, christmas, communal, crusty, doubt, experience, file, fun, handle, hear, laughing, left, lumber, man, memory, mill, milling, narrower, noise, occurred, pattern, post, punishment, question, re-handle, rip

Replies: 21
Views: 7,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2011 07:21 PM; by Berlin

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Slot drills and end mills

Started by neksmerj, 24th February 2011 09:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

cutter, drill, drills, end, flutes, job, ken, laughing, mill, mills, novice, plunged, set, slot, straight, traversed, universal

Replies: 43
Views: 9,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2011 10:54 PM; by Greg Q

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

STC(Senior Texting Code).

Started by wheelinround, 3rd March 2011 01:46 PM

bowel, bring, cgu, children, code, dentures, friend, gha, gotta, hearing-aid, heartburn, hgbm, imho, laughing, lmdo, low, massage, movement, ommr, omsg, prunes, recliner, senior, stcsenior, talk, texting, walker, wheels, wtp, wwno

Replies: 5
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 11:14 PM; by AlexHW

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I got into so much trouble

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th January 2011 05:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, bee, closed, day, dunny, floor, forgot, glad, in-law, laughing, lid, lids, line, manufacturer, mother, packed, porcelain, rang, remove, roiling, seat, set, straight, stupid, suites, testing, trouble, visited, wrap, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 2,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 07:47 AM; by Foo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

One of my UK kitchens

Started by ArmstrongJordan, 25th December 2010 02:34 AM

accross, ages, ago, chilling, effect, european, focal, hand, handmade, herts, island, kitchen, kitchens, laughing, led, lighting, main, marks, oak, panels, pictures, pippy, plinth, remove, rough, sawn, scratch, timber, water, worktop

Replies: 9
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2010 12:13 PM; by burraboy

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two plastic bags

Started by rod1949, 4th March 2010 05:03 PM

$20, bag, bags, buddy, clippers, cop, days, fair, fence, flower, flowers, game, garden, guy, hedge, hole, kills, knot, lady, laughing, lot, luck, o.k, pays, plastic, quiet, stand, sticks, tick, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 06:26 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Blimey

Started by spit, 21st January 2010 01:17 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2010 08:54 PM; by spit

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The prospector

Started by fenderbelly, 29th December 2009 10:47 AM

barrels, bullet, carried, clicks, cocked, crowd, dance, double-barreled, fired, fit, gun, gunslinger, hammers, holstered, laughing, looked, loud, mans, mule, pack, prospector, pulled, quietly, saloon, shotgun, slowly, son, started, tied, town

Replies: 5
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 11:58 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Life in Iraq

Started by Rodgera, 30th November 2009 09:39 PM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, iraq, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, life, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, soldier, truck, wing, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 05:07 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hell and Australians

Started by Calm, 30th September 2009 10:12 PM

aussie, aussies, australians, blokes, bruce, change, decides, devil, die, enjoying, fix, gonna, hanging, heat, hell, hits, icicles, idea, kev, laughing, love, mate, miserable, night, residents, scheming, screams, storms, thinking, time

Replies: 1
Views: 953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 12:10 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Gympie country music muster

Started by Zarguld, 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM

admit, artists, country, day, defenitly, element, fantastic, favorite, forum, gympie, hangover, laughing, loving, meet, mind, morning, music, muster, muster?i, night, partying, reserved, respect, share, stop, time, walked, you.2tsup2tsup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM; by Zarguld

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

rubber gloves

Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM

boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 12:37 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mistake Box turned out ok

Started by ddeen, 2nd June 2009 12:35 PM

admin, base, box, cedar, cohen, curley, derek, due, fun, glued, hinges, home, images, inactive, inspired, jatoba, latch, laughing, lot, maple, missy, mistake, mistakes, organized, oversize, rendered, timber, top, turned, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 03:05 AM; by strube1369

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Adam Savage falling

Started by Rossluck, 5th April 2009 11:31 AM

adam, bed, falling, fell, laughing, literally, lying, mythbusters, night, savage, watching

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 10:07 PM; by Cub

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Warning - Elu MOF 96s are addictive

Started by damienhazo, 21st April 2006 12:36 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

96s, addictive, answer, bit, bring, built, buy, china, communist, condition, damien, elu, flog, fly, home, kindergarten, land, laughing, lederhosen, mof, no-name, olds, peoples, republic, routers, sauerkraut, shaolin, started, support, warning

Replies: 21
Views: 17,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2009 10:10 AM; by damienhazo

Forum:
ROUTING FORUM

Where does this go???

Started by Scally, 14th December 2008 10:53 AM

13.850, bevels, check, checked, closed, degree, diameter, difficult, drum, drums, fine, firewood, gaps, glued, head, idea, laughing, left, offcuts, realised, rest, shed, shell, stave, staves, tape, times, usual, workbench, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 1,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 08:56 AM; by Scally

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

poor old paddy again

Started by texx, 14th December 2008 09:16 AM

bedroom, buggers, curtains, draw, future, home, laughing, laughs, love, met, mick, paddy, poor, replied, silly, street, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2008 09:16 AM; by texx

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Soldiers

Started by Grumpy John, 15th November 2008 09:27 AM

armed, australian, bugger, bureaucratic, country, deserved, dickhead, frigid, gillard, good-for-nothing, hands, heavily, hit, injured, julia, kevin, labour, laughing, left, middle, north, platoon, road, rudd, running, shaking, soldier, soldiers, wing, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 11:12 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bandsaw FROM PEERless

Started by disco, 15th December 2005 10:37 PM

,and, a$100-00, bandsaw, behive, book.i, cheers, confused, cutting, day, disco, distributed, guyseek, havnt, instruction, laughing, light, maker, manual, melbourne, peerless, picked, please], plywood, retired, set, stuff, supplies, tools, yhw-140

Replies: 2
Views: 6,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 01:13 PM; by Sneezer

Forum:
BANDSAWS

First build Pick no laughing !!

Started by Different, 14th September 2008 11:27 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

3mm, bending, budget, build, clamping, converted, couple, deck, dished, folks, forms, go-bar, home, kerfing, laughing, myrtle, pick, pics, post, posts, practice, read, ross, shoestring, soundboard, system, tas, template, workboard, wrc

Replies: 30
Views: 5,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2008 01:53 PM; by Different

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Have we missed the best of US purchases?

Started by Ron Dunn, 13th August 2008 12:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

70s, 90s, ago, australian, burst, combined, compared, costs, couple, crawling, critical, days, dollar, equivalent, gut, hope, increasing, keeping, laughing, local, missed, prices, privately, purchases, seller, shipping, slid, stores, time, weeks

Replies: 21
Views: 3,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 08:21 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hewitson

Started by watson, 27th July 2007 05:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afternoon, busy, cheesed, cooking, eat, google, hate, hewitson, hewitsons, iain, immediately, knocked, laughing, missus, net, site, tonight, typed, whilst

Replies: 24
Views: 6,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 10:56 PM; by Buzza

Forum:
COOKING

Three Italian nuns ......

Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM

bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:47 AM; by pitbull

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

carnubra wax

Started by astrid, 21st September 2007 12:01 AM

astrid, bought, canubra, carnubra, discovered, flakes, forums, gum, guys, hell, hogging, joy, laughing, mix, moths, pure, question, reputable, simple, sitting, source, turps, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 2,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:33 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

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