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The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Knife set

Started by Bushmiller, 7th April 2013 01:02 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

agreed, bevel, blade, block, blue, buy, buying, career, chef, damascus, decided, ebay, finish, gyuto, handles, japanese, knife, knives, leaned, mind, natural, opted, plane, post, seller, set, steel, style, surprise, time

Replies: 66
Views: 9,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2013 02:07 PM; by Bushmiller

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JAPANESE HAND TOOLS

For the Ladies…

Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM

$20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:31 PM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Millionaire

Started by Rodgera, 23rd March 2011 11:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2011 11:55 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

The sign

Started by fenderbelly, 8th December 2010 09:13 AM

bridge, church, covenant, curve, day, driver, heard, leaned, leave, local, lutheran, norwegian, nuts, ole, pastor, pounding, religious, rev, reverend, road, screeching, sign, skandihoovian, splash, sven, tink, tyres, window, yelled, yust

Replies: 2
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 08:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Tony's life of celibacy

Started by groverwa, 30th June 2010 09:09 PM

addressed, anddescribe, andwhispered, arm, aspects, celibacy, choice, condition, declare, environmental, example.this, favourite, flower, gently, human, imposedby, julie, julies, leaned, life, listened, puzzling, self-raising, sexuality, takecelibacy, tony, tonys, touched, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 09:09 PM; by groverwa

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WOODIES JOKES

Grandma's letter

Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM

bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 06:39 PM; by mjmjm

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WOODIES JOKES

Ship's Mess

Started by Rodgera, 26th December 2009 07:34 AM

appetizing, cake, chaplain, cheerful, chocolate, cook, cooks, cut, eat, food, gonna, half, kid, leaned, line, looked, mess, officer, piece, rest, sailor, served, service, ship, smiled, specialist, talk, told, tray, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 06:16 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Oh To Be 12 Again

Started by Calm, 25th October 2009 08:22 AM

bed, birthday, chocolate, cinema, cola, collapsed, dear, exhausted, extra, fabulousadventure, favourite, finally, fries, herhusband, home, huge, leaned, lovingly, m&ms, mirror, park, popcorn, send, shake, smile, sweets, theme, twelve, wife, wobbled

Replies: 0
Views: 926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:22 AM; by Calm

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WOODIES JOKES

Sigh

Started by masoth, 3rd September 2009 12:26 PM

addressed, andwhispered, arm, aspects, celibacy, celibacy.this, choice, condition, declare, describe, environmental, favourite, flower, gently, human, imposedby, instructor, julies, leaned, life, listened, puzzling, self-raising, sexuality, sigh, tony, tonys, touched, wifes, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2009 07:59 AM; by wm460

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WOODIES JOKES

6 kids

Started by wheelinround, 18th June 2009 01:44 PM

australia, boarded, boat, company, complaints, condom, customer, dining, jerry, kids, leaned, replied, seats, settled, sitting, table, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 10:46 AM; by Lignin

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WOODIES JOKES

$40,000 Funeral

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM

$40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 07:40 PM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

Six Again

Started by dr4g0nfly, 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM

adventure, bed, birthday, blockbuster, candy, chocolate, collapsed, dear, dress, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot-dog, husband, leaned, m&ms, moral, movie, park, pop, popcorn, shake, size, soda, story, theme, wife, wobbled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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WOODIES JOKES

celibacy

Started by wheelinround, 1st May 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 05:21 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

misaligned router base

Started by sussertown, 27th March 2009 02:27 AM

1/2, accident, base, bit, brass, bushing, carpenter, concerned, edge, eye, found, freud, inch, insignificant, larger, leaned, left, measured, misaligned, narrower, plunge, router, shanks, straight, suggested, viewing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 01:38 PM; by sussertown

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Large Family

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2008 05:06 PM

aisle, boarded, company, complaints, condom, customer, family, kids, large, leaned, plane, replied, seats, settled, sitting, woman, yours?”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan's prize rose

Started by munruben, 23rd June 2008 01:11 PM

allan, allans, answered, barry, couple, escorting, fertilizer, grow, judge, judges, leaned, line, manure, minutes, moved, muttered, nearby, phillip, plenty, possibly, prince, prize, queen, rose, royal, smiled, table, weeks, whispered, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 07:47 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Tourists in Wales

Started by fenderbelly, 18th June 2008 05:04 PM

argument, blonde, driving, ja-cks, leaned, lunch, north, pronounce, said….hun-gry, settle, slowly, stop, tourist, tourists, waitress, wales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 05:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

What airline ?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2008 01:01 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, chair, confused, delta, head, hostess, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, moment, pick, popped, scratching, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 01:44 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

What's this please?

Started by Sawdust Maker, 10th May 2008 08:35 PM

110, 190, 310, ago, approx, bowl, corner, dried, fell, finished, gum, ideas, leaned, middle, neighbour, neighbours, piece, red, remember, round, shellawax, split, sydney, terribly, timber, tree, voided, wide, wood, yeah

Replies: 9
Views: 2,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 10:32 PM; by funkychicken

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TIMBER

Mechanic v Doctor

Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM

baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Doggy doo.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:33 PM; by Toyboy

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WOODIES JOKES

John & Allan on tour

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM

allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:35 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

lost

Started by underfoot, 28th March 2008 03:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 03:59 PM; by underfoot

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WOODIES JOKES

Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Butt Dust

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:31 PM

age, audibly, bedroom, bible, butt, dad, daughter, dust, eyes, fit, flee, girl, granny, james, juice, leaned, listening, looked, lot, melanie, mum, named, obedient, read, remember, replied, sermon, tammy, warned, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Grandma Still Drives

Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM

bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 10:49 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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WOODIES JOKES

Pennies

Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:25 AM; by Phil Spencer

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WOODIES JOKES

old but still funny

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM

age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM; by goat

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WOODIES JOKES

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Celibacy Can Be A Choice

Started by DPB, 26th March 2006 07:08 PM

addressing, ann, anns, arm, attending, celibacy, choice, condition, describe, encounter, encounters, favourite, flower, gently, imposed, leaned, life, lifes, listened, marriage, self-rising, touched, walter, walters, weekend, whispered, white, wife, wifes, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 07:58 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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WOODIES JOKES

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:38 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

To each his own...

Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM

basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

Celibacy

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 09:31 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 10:14 AM; by ele__13

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WOODIES JOKES

To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

A Real Woodies Joke

Started by ubeaut, 23rd September 1999 01:48 AM

beer, calendar, crept, declared, enough”, feet, half, joke, jumped, leaned, leapt, mathematician, metre, metres, neil, reach, real, sourcebook, step, steps, strode, style, table, table.”, triumphantly, true, woodie, woodies, woodworkers, “near

Replies: 8
Views: 2,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 11:22 AM; by flea1607

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WOODIES JOKES

Airlines

Started by Geoff Dean, 21st April 2005 10:54 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 10:54 AM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

How true

Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM

100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 09:21 PM; by MathewA

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WOODIES JOKES

without you, we are but dust...

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 11:07 PM

arms, audibly, butt, carefully, change, continued, daughter, dear, dust, eloquent, extended, girl, leaned, listening, lord, minister, mom, moment, obedient, offertory, prayer, rapturous, shrill, upturned, visiting, voice, waxed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 11:50 PM; by scooter

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WOODIES JOKES

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Penny for your thoughts

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 03:26 PM

aboot, angus, anticipation, aye, bit, blush, blushed, brow, dae, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, lad, lass, leaned, lip, loch, looked, minutes, nae, penny, serious, spoke, thinkin, thoughts, time, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 03:26 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Grosseries

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 01:45 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 07:30 PM; by Sturdee

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WOODIES JOKES

one for the missus

Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM

addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 09:38 AM; by Zed

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WOODIES JOKES

The Scottish Lad

Started by Wood Borer, 25th September 2003 09:13 AM

aboot, angus.”, anticipation, bit, blushed, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, it’s, lad, lass, leaned, loch, looked, minutes, penny, scottish, serious, sitting, spoke, thinkin’, time, time.”, wee, “another, “really?”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2003 09:13 AM; by Wood Borer

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WOODIES JOKES

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