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Bunnings Price "Guarantee"?

Started by beeroll, 29th November 2010 07:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, advertising, bunnings, customers, dumplings, estimation, frauds, front, guarantee, honouring, intention, internet, liars, lifetimes, lost, loudly, market, mention, price, sander, section, shop, situation, staff, stock, store, sydney, thinking, tool, tools

Replies: 26
Views: 12,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2016 12:08 AM; by KBs PensNmore

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HAVE YOUR SAY

What's happened to all the toymakers??

Started by crowie, 24th October 2012 09:35 PM

band, blokes, busy, cheers, christmas, couple, crowie, dogging, dragsters, forum, garage;, grandsons, happened, happening, heads, health, hope, issues, list, lot, loudly, news, powered, putting, rubber, section, sheilas, there;, toymakers, toymaking

Replies: 13
Views: 2,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 10:27 AM; by bj383ss

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TOY MAKING

Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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WOODIES JOKES

A Catholic Heart Attack

Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM

agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 06:15 PM; by metester

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WOODIES JOKES

Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

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WOODIES JOKES

Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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WOODIES JOKES

Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cheap Festool on Ebay

Started by ricgstevens, 11th April 2008 08:37 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bank, cash, cheap, checked, days, deposit, dollars, ebay, effect, festool, happy, item, kapex, listings, loudly, melb, night, noticed, pay, paypal, pick, replied, response, return, ring, scam, seller, sold, thousands, wait

Replies: 37
Views: 9,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 05:01 PM; by petersemple

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

Cell Phone Users

Started by joe greiner, 22nd March 2008 11:21 PM

ambient, cell, conversations, dial, distance, driving, drowns, eateries, expensive, form, individual, insight, intervention, joe, lack, legal, loudly, medical, noise, noticed, phone, quiet, remarkable, resistance, restaurant, schizophrenia, social, talking, user, users

Replies: 3
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 01:39 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Another drunk

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM

ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan And The Elephant

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th February 2008 04:00 PM

1988, allan, allans, approached, children, day, elephant, elephants, enclosure, events, feet, fence, forgot, grand, instantly, killing, legs, lifted, loudly, melbourne, slammed, stared, thorn, trumpeted, trunk, twenty, walked, walking, wrapped, zoo

Replies: 4
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:13 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Things to do at K-Mart

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd February 2008 02:12 PM

allan, calendar, clothing, door, fitting, floor, guard, head, hear, inside, jacket, k-mart, kmart, lady, loudly, mens, months, paper, pick, rack, security, shopper, shopping, shut, stole, tells, things, time, toilet, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 02:12 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Another daughter story

Started by jow104, 30th January 2008 08:18 PM

1960s, age, baby, bus, child, clinic, daughter, daughters, expecting, heard, lady, loudly, maternity, mum, occupants, school, story, true, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:24 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ray has a few too many

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:26 AM

allowed, angrily, bangs, bar, bars, bartender, demands, door, drink, drinks, drunks, fist, freakin, front, hell, loudly, ray, returns, serve, shouts, sits, slurs, staggers, stumbles, told, walks, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Barry the newsman

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2007 10:51 AM

.as, anxious, barry, car, crowd, donkey, expected, front, happened, hard, huge, job, loudly, lying, munruben, news, newsman, pass, quickly, report, reporter, shouting, son, spelling, started, story, test, thinking, times, victim

Replies: 4
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:38 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

On Labor Day

Started by Bob Smalser, 1st September 2007 10:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affair, bid, buy, carpenters, chancing, cry, day, farewell, fools, frerich, friends, julius, kit, labor, laughingly, loudly, mans, metal, pitch, playing, sad, service, share, shout, takes, tools, trade, twas, winning, wood

Replies: 16
Views: 2,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 06:53 PM; by JDarvall

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Store-nil; husband-won

Started by sea dragon, 11th August 2006 06:06 PM

89503, bag, december, department, details, fenton, floor, house, husband, husbands, husbandwon, july, lay-buy, list, loudly, m&ms, months, people, pick, reno, security, september, set, staff, store, storenil, told, wares, yelled, “why

Replies: 6
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2006 08:15 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

Calling in sick

Started by echnidna, 17th March 2006 10:23 AM

animals, buck, button, calling, cat, disposal, flight, hanging, head, injury, kitchen, loudly, lying, masculine, matter, naked, paramedics, rate, recent, region, reset, shower, sick, silent, sink, top, weight, wife, wild, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 06:32 PM; by Ian007

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WOODIES JOKES

Woodwork Styles and Influences - another design thread!

Started by bitingmidge, 4th December 2005 12:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bench, cheers, create, decorated, design, dovetails, flash, furniture, glues, influences, loudly, mind, piece, planes, pretty, quality, robust, roughly, saws, sort, stable, stool, strong, stuff, stupendously, styles, tend, thread, utilitarian, woodwork

Replies: 24
Views: 3,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 02:19 AM; by legin

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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WOODIES JOKES

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

A Timed Test

Started by Barry_White, 19th July 2004 01:40 PM

1&2, 156, bottom, carefully, circle, corner, directions, draw, empty, finished, hand, hear, left, loudly, multiply, paper, print, reading, rectangle, sentence, space, speak, test, timed, top, upper, word, write, “corner”, “x”

Replies: 2
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 11:46 PM; by Barry_White

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WOODIES JOKES

No grasshopper but a cat

Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM

absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2000 08:05 AM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

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Bunnings Price "Guarantee"?

What's happened to all the toymakers??

Smart Girl

A Catholic Heart Attack

Family banned from walmart

Shopping

Never take men shopping against their will

Cheap Festool on Ebay

Cell Phone Users

Another drunk

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Allan And The Elephant

Things to do at K-Mart

Another daughter story

Ray has a few too many

Barry the newsman

On Labor Day

Going for broke

Store-nil; husband-won

Calling in sick

Woodwork Styles and Influences - another design thread!

Rude Customers

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

A Timed Test

No grasshopper but a cat