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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:28 PM

apologies, approaching, arrange, bed, deaf, father, god, good, hall, happy, ladies, mary, morning, mother, murphys, novices, passed, pleasant, plenty, pray, prayers, retired, sister, slippers, smile, step, superior, time, walker, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

WIP William and Mary Highchest.

Started by joez, 11th August 2013 05:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1600h, 18th, 960w, black, brasses, cabinet, century, drawings, furniture, greenes, half, hardware, highchest, hoop, horton, inspired, mary, parana, picture, piece, pine, primary, secondary, similar, sizes, tackle, walnut, william, wip, wood

Replies: 25
Views: 3,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2013 01:04 PM; by joez

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Long shot - a collett for a 9 year old Triton TRA001

Started by JohnLyn, 13th December 2012 02:14 PM

appreciated, bit, boy, broken, carbatec, cheers, collett, flex, generation, hail, hard, helpful, john, long, lost, mary, model, pass, release, removed, replacement, router, shot, spare, stock, throw, tra001, triton, wehn, year

Replies: 7
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2012 12:58 PM; by lesmeyer

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TRITON / GMC

Damn the damn dams or be dammed!

Started by bitingmidge, 29th May 2006 06:58 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

appearance, bob, brown, built, call, canoe, connected, dam, dammed, damn, dams, future, glass, happen, live, lived, mary, missing, no-where, nodam, properties, rentacrowd, river, rural, tad, tank, telling, town, water, wrigglers

Replies: 111
Views: 10,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2012 02:46 PM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

54 years is a long time

Started by jmk89, 15th May 2012 10:41 AM

1958, 2012, 2012-, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, dad, english, expelled, fbi, jack, jeffrey, johnny, long, mark, mary, pedro, police, principal, prison, scenario, school, shotgun, teacher, time, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 02:04 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

at last, my trip to Glaser.

Started by Bill Wyko, 17th February 2012 03:15 AM

alan, amazing, arrived, daughter, day, detail, evening, flute, glaser, humble, incredible, incredibly, invited, jerry, karin, lacer, mary, meet, night, paulo, people, picked, restaurant, shop, synergy, time, tool, tools, trip, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2012 12:13 PM; by Bill Wyko

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Why I love my Shed

Started by colbra, 9th January 2012 10:44 PM

alive2tsup, bag, bashing, bench, buying, camera, can’t, climb, day, dream, garage, gladston, it’s, loose, love, machines, mary, pics, poppans, roller, send, shed, skates, stand, takes, tools, weight, wheel, wheels, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2012 11:51 PM; by Avery

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THE SHED

A William and Mary Yew Stool

Started by Woodwould, 4th May 2011 11:38 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ash, beech, english, frame, furniture, ionic, kg/m³, lb/ft³, legs, mary, moulding, oak, occupation, ovolo, pegs, period, pine, pinus, prepared, rails, stool, stretchers, suitable, timber, timbers, top, turnings, upholstered, william, yew

Replies: 34
Views: 4,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 10:52 AM; by Blue-deviled

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FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Mythical Horse

Started by A Duke, 3rd May 2011 03:18 PM

ancient, beers, bring, called, couple, eternal, hay, heard, horse, language, lasting, mary, mate, modern, mythical, mythology, nag, pegasus, peggie, shed, short, steed, wife, woody

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2011 05:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Jeff Powell Blank on a Triton

Started by Seer, 27th April 2011 01:22 AM

barrel, beneath, blank, blanks, cool, cross, figure, glare, grabs, hope, inexperience, jeff, kit, lower, madonna, mary, outs, photograph, pics, pieces, polish, positioned, powell, religious, sanding, triton, virgin, wet, white, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2011 06:24 PM; by Christos

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A pedestal for St Mary McKillop

Started by Claw Hama, 9th February 2011 09:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

base, bits, bloodwood, chainsaw, coats, couple, dry, gentle, girls, glued, grey, guys, ironbark, jeep, joint, mary, mckillop, oil, pedestal, plate, rub, running, snipped, solid, steel, suitably, tenon, time, top, wool

Replies: 15
Views: 3,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2011 08:17 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

A William and Mary Walnut Chest of Drawers

Started by Woodwould, 30th September 2010 03:17 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

baseboards, bracket, bun, c.1695, carcase, carcases, chest, chests, construction, deal, drawer, drawers, dustboards, event, feet, front, fronts, image, mary, mouldings, occasionally, ogee, ovolo, ploughed, quarter-veneered, spigots, top, wainscot, walnut, william

Replies: 145
Views: 19,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2011 07:12 PM; by Blue-deviled

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FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Lug Rig Heaven Part 2010.1

Started by keyhavenpotter, 18th March 2010 08:58 AM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

boat, boom, cut, demands, downhaul, front, heaven, kicker, learning, leech, light, load, lot, lug, mainsheet, mary, narrow, popped, pull, rig, sail, season, set, setting, shape, spars, tension, tubes, upwind, winds

Replies: 97
Views: 34,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 01:45 AM; by keyhavenpotter

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Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

The Pope and Tiger Woods

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2010 02:07 PM

administrative, admits, anxious, apologizes, bids, chat, checking, clerk, day, die, error, explains, farewell, heaven, hell, late, life, mary, meet, meets, mix, paperwork, pope, replied, situation, staff, stop, tiger, virgin, woods

Replies: 2
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 08:58 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Gwen 12 and hull design evolution.

Started by keyhavenpotter, 6th January 2010 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby, boat, brian, built, called, campaigned, championship, design, evolution, goat, gwen, hang, hull, iain, inspiration, internet, jane, life, mary, memories, miks, national, oughtreds, people, popping, racier, reading, rig, story, trapeze

Replies: 29
Views: 8,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2010 10:08 AM; by Boatmik

Forum:
Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

The Top Ten Historical Hoaxers

Started by Woodwould, 14th December 2009 02:20 PM

biography, caraboo, celebrated, click, cock, cole, crofts, dawson, devoted, dictionary, elizabeth, george, historical, hoax, hoaxers, home, king, london, mary, obsessed, ojibway, oxford, piltdown, princess, queen, successful, time, toft, vere, willcocks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:46 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Ok, switching gears yet again...there's a Goose in the nest.

Started by Rick_Tatum, 29th September 2009 01:48 PM

accumulating, againthere, arm, boat, bolger, build, built, couple, designs, disturbs, gears, gonna, goose, leg, library, mary, nest, pdr, plans, purchased, queen, rapidly, rectify, serve, shell, situation, storage, supplement, switching, youcrazy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 03:34 PM; by Rick_Tatum

Forum:
Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

Modern Nursey Rhymes - Warning, a bit rude

Started by simon c, 30th March 2005 02:46 PM

ass, bit, boys, dumpty, egg, f---, forgot, frankie, humpty, jill, kings, kissed, lamb, mary, modern, nursey, panky, pieman, pylon, ran, rhymes, rude, sat, silly, simon, simple, skirt, volts, warning

Replies: 12
Views: 3,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2009 09:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Mums in group therapy

Started by wheelinround, 6th August 2009 05:53 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, fourth, group, guy, hand, home, idea, joyce, mary, mother, mothers, mum, mums, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

A Mary Kay Pen

Started by bdar, 13th May 2009 11:17 PM

addictive, amos, beauty, colour, coming, comments, cosmetics, darren, elegant, friend, grade, honour, hope, instrument, ivory, kay, lady, mary, musical, pen, pens, piece, pink, proud, time, worthy

Replies: 7
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2009 02:21 PM; by Mrs Woodpecker

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

celibacy

Started by wheelinround, 1st May 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 05:21 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Moms in group therapy.....

Started by durwood, 24th February 2009 10:41 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, dinner, fourth, group, guy, hand, idea, kathy, mary, mom, moms, mother, mothers, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

What does love mean to you

Started by fenderbelly, 14th October 2008 10:10 AM

age, ann, anymore, arthritis, boy, buy, child, cindy, clothes, contest, cry, daddy, day, gross, kiss, kissing, left, love, loves, makes, mary, mummy, night, people, scared, sister, sleep, time, tired, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 12:57 PM; by WillBrook

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Ten Times Normal Size

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th July 2008 09:02 AM

body, day, dirty, disappointed, eye, finally, grade, grow, hand, homework, human, john, lady, mary, mind, miss, normal, norman, pupil, question, read, sixth, size, stimulated, stood, teacher, ten, times, trouble, wallen

Replies: 11
Views: 2,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 10:30 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Footy supporter

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 05:57 PM

addict, annoyed, born, brother, car, class, collingwood, dad, drug, ears, footy, girl, hand, mary, mum, parents, primary, prostitute, proud, raise, raised, reason, replied, richmond, school, supporter, teacher, thief, time, tone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 10:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

School 1977 vs. School 2007

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:38 PM

1977, 2007, banned, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, confiscated, core, curriculum, dad, english, fails, jeffrey, johnny, mark, mary, mohammed, mowing, police, prison, psychologist, removed, scenario, school, teacher, video

Replies: 12
Views: 2,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:10 PM; by Poppa

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WOODIES JOKES

A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

10we, 11when, ass, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, sip, slew, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

timber choice for deck with a spa

Started by georgeandmary, 30th December 2007 09:18 PM

100mm, 1200mm, 350mm, 450mm, 600mm, 75mm, advice, building, choice, confirm, deck, depth, double, foundations, george, hardwood, information, joist, load, mary, person, size, spa, spacings, sufficient, timber, top, underneath, width, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 4,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 11:43 AM; by brynk

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DECKING

Passed away...

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:22 PM

bothering, clancy, dear, father, gun, husband, mary, morning, news, night, ogrady, passed, priest, requests, service, shes, sunday, tears, terrible, “he

Replies: 1
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Billy and Mary

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM

bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 07:50 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Queen Mary II

Started by craigb, 20th February 2007 10:20 AM

camera, clean, garden, hope, island, macquaries, mary, morning, parked, pic, qmii, queen, rolleyes, shot, walk, windows

Replies: 14
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 09:54 PM; by craigb

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NON WOODWORK

Metaphors For The Ages

Started by ryanarcher, 9th October 2006 04:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ages, boxes, country, dog, duck, eclipse, fell, gently, hair, heart, hummingbirds, john, lame, left, lived, mary, met, metaphors, mph, nancy, neighborhood, p.m, pavement, pinhole, shots, solar, spoke, suburban, teachers, teeth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 01:55 PM; by ryanarcher

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WOODIES JOKES

christening

Started by rick_rine, 21st January 2006 09:31 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 01:22 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Celibacy

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 09:31 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 10:14 AM; by ele__13

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WOODIES JOKES

Ronnie Barker R.I.P.

Started by normell, 17th October 2005 02:22 PM

ball, barker, barse, bbc, betty, bucking, called, day, dropping, fetty, fodmother, gairy, glipper, hince, hinge, isters, lifted, lived, mary, ollocks, prandsome, rindercella, rindercellas, rip, ronnie, slass, suddenly, sugly, swallocks, tripping

Replies: 10
Views: 3,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2005 10:50 PM; by doug the slug

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WOODIES JOKES

Pretentious Nursery Rhymes.

Started by Dendot, 7th October 2005 10:01 PM

abode, boar, buy, corpulent, employ, fat, hard, hawkers, hog, home, hue, indulge, inured, jiggetty-jig, joggetty-jog, lamb, market, mary, method, native, nursery, peace, pig, porkers, preference, pretentious, pursue, retreat, rhymes, road

Replies: 11
Views: 2,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 10:07 PM; by biotechy2k

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WOODIES JOKES

A Father Daughter Talk

Started by graemet, 2nd October 2004 05:43 PM

2.0, 4.0, adding, average, barely, blast, campus, classes, continued, daughter, distribution, easy, emotionally, explain, fair, father, friend, grade, hard, liberal, mary, mine, parties, party, popular, studies, takes, talk, time, uni

Replies: 7
Views: 2,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 06:11 PM; by Hans3469

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WOODIES JOKES

Here, have a chuckle

Started by Dusty, 12th July 2005 09:41 PM

absent, actual, attend, bed, breed, chuckle, cold, daughter, excuse, fever, friday, gloria, gramps, jason, john, marines, mary, notes, p.e, paper, porch, school, sick, sore, spent, sunday, throat, tired, weekend, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:59 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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WOODIES JOKES

cant think of a title

Started by popawisky, 23rd April 2005 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bread, dead, father, lamb, mad, mary, school-, shot, slices, takes, title

Replies: 17
Views: 2,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 08:30 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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WOODIES JOKES

Blind luck

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM

blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

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WOODIES JOKES

Royal tour

Started by Wongo, 8th March 2005 01:00 PM

accommodations, australia, charlie, day, deal, don’t, fabio, feel, functions, honour, hope, huge, mad, mary, money, palaces, parties, paying, price, princess, rich, royal, sick, tax, time, tired, tour, transport

Replies: 10
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 02:40 PM; by duckman

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

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WOODIES JOKES

one for the missus

Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM

addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 09:38 AM; by Zed

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WOODIES JOKES

Honest Answers

Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM

adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2004 06:53 PM; by outback

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WOODIES JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Dusty, 15th February 2004 01:01 AM

bit, biting, crows, eating, farmer, fence, fourteen, guess, hey, icecream, johnny, left, licking, mary, minutes, miss, nervously, palour, passed, replied, ring, shot, sitting, smiled, sucking, teacher, thinking, wearing, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 01:01 AM; by Dusty

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WOODIES JOKES

Harold Irving

Started by ubeaut, 17th February 2003 04:17 PM

2003.], alike, bottom, button, click, edited, february, feel, free, harold, harolds, irving, leave, mary, melbourne, message, page, post, reply, responces, top, ubeaut, wife, woodturner, [this

Replies: 9
Views: 2,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2003 10:56 PM; by Judy Wheeler

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

football

Started by Gino, 11th September 2001 11:22 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2001 11:22 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

misc

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:03 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

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