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Letter of thanks from Kandahar

Started by Simomatra, 6th August 2014 04:14 AM

321383, booster, kandahar, letter, moral

Replies: 2
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2014 09:44 AM; by Simomatra

Forum:
PENS FOR THE TROOPS

APOLOGY

Started by dusteater, 8th July 2014 08:33 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2014 11:30 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pen turning with a metal lathe warning

Started by plantagenon, 29th May 2014 05:03 PM

3/4, bolts, carriage, cutting, expert, ezy, fix, fixed, hand, ignorance, lathe, lead, machinery, metal, minutes, moral, move, oddly, pen, progess, rotation, screw, shuddering, sieg, signs, timber, turning, unsteady, warning, wheel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 08:53 PM; by plantagenon

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

My very happy birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:26 PM

3rd, ago, allan, birthday, block, born, bruises, couple, cutting, days, fall, forums, happy, home, hospital, kindling, moral, night, october, recall, sending, shed, sprained, story, time, wishes, wood, woodworking, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2013 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

It pays to shop around

Started by chook, 10th August 2013 04:58 PM

$14, $14.i, 30%, bags, bought, call, cartridge, clogged, cost, dust, filter, godreys, inox, items, lot, money, moral, paper, pays, phone, save, shop, story, supplier, vac, vacuum

Replies: 1
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2013 07:00 PM; by Superbunny

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Sometimes life sucks!

Started by Kev Y., 12th September 2012 09:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bought, brother, call, close, dog, family, friend, guess, hem, hope, hour, leaves, life, live, medication, moral, physical, princess, rang, rant, received, returned, son, spine, suck, sucks, support, time, tonight, tumor

Replies: 16
Views: 3,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2013 10:51 AM; by Foo

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Calibrating a Surface Plate

Started by RayG, 7th April 2013 04:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

auction, ball, calibrating, chip, chipped, due, edges, epoxy, fed, fix, frame, grade, granite, idea, iso, laboratory, left, markings, means, measured, moral, plate, repair, repeat, rivetted, spec, steel, surface, uinch, worn

Replies: 52
Views: 7,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2013 11:34 AM; by RayG

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Prting/Cutting on the Shaper-2

Started by Ueee, 29th March 2013 09:46 PM

180x12, bandsaw, bit, bought, couple, cut, doc, follow, helped, jaws, length, magic, mlle, moral, oil, post, prting or cutting, prting/cutting, set, shaper, shaper-2, shaper2, sudden, thread, threads, tool, upped, vise

Replies: 2
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2013 09:24 PM; by Ueee

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

And nothing gets wasted

Started by IanW, 9th November 2012 09:10 PM

1mm, 240108240109, cheers, couple, cutting, decide, decided, drilled, ebony, fate, finally, gauge, gauges, gidgee, hard, holes, marking, mini, moment, moral, pieces, ring, roll, scrap, special, stocks, time, useless, wasted, wood

Replies: 12
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2012 12:23 AM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

it's still not a makita...

Started by mhewitt, 22nd August 2012 01:42 AM

ball-bearing, boss, broken, detents, diameter, distinct, drilled, exposing, file, fit, found, fourth, handle, hate, helpfully, image, imagination, magnetic, makita, moral, pick-up, plate, repaired, seven-year-old, stuff, support, telescopic, throwing, tool, tube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2012 08:33 AM; by Avery

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Thumbs and table saws, be safe not stupid!!!

Started by ELM6061, 7th August 2012 01:28 PM

bites, bitey, blade, bone, close, dumb, feed, focus, glasses, hand, hit, idiot~, left, moral, multi-focus, noreminder, plastic, rear, safe, saws, stay, stupid, surgeon, table, thumb, thumbs, tommorow, wednesday, xrays, zing

Replies: 7
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2012 12:26 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

The Tale of a Moron.

Started by Pat, 31st March 2011 06:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cave, check, clenching, ecstatic, home, mat, mate, middle, mine, moral, moron, motions, moves, nada, pulls, re-searches, relieved, remember, rings, safe, salt, scans, searches, sitting, sphincter, starting, story, tale, wagon, zilch

Replies: 22
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2011 03:29 PM; by underfoot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Painting the trailer

Started by buildspacetrain, 7th August 2010 11:04 PM

3rd, cheap, cheery, coat, colour, dark, extra, faint, finish, finished, frame, framed, glad, grey, hammer, litres, metal, moral, oxide, paint, painted, painting, primer, red, skeleton, story, tandem, time, trailer, underneath

Replies: 4
Views: 3,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2010 07:10 PM; by Strom

Forum:
TRAILERS & OTHER FABRICATED STUFF

backcutting bites!

Started by pjt, 9th March 2010 01:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

backcut, backcutting, bit, bites, careful, climbcut, complacent, cut, depth, direction, feed, finger, guards, index, left, mentally, moral, operation, pete, prepare, ready, safe, sort, spindle, story, technique, tho, tricky, undamaged2tsup, wood

Replies: 21
Views: 4,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 04:57 PM; by clear out

Forum:
SAFETY

The body - A bit like the forum really

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:05 PM

ass, bit, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, decided, eyes, forum, hole, huff, insulted, laughed, legs, meeting, moral, organs, rectum, removal, responsible, shut, stomach, story, tight, toxic, waste, watery, wobbly

Replies: 7
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:55 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cordless drill - Can it be saved?

Started by Touchwood, 25th March 2010 11:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, battery, charge, cordless, couple, days, dooper, drill, expensive, figured, flat, freezing, grateful, grips, happy, held, ideas, joy, kiddies, minus, moral, move, muti, saved, school, share, super, tightly, toys, vice

Replies: 15
Views: 2,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 08:53 AM; by Black Ned

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Did a stupid thing

Started by specialist, 22nd November 2009 03:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

againno, bit, broken, bucket, couple, doh, drop, equaled, foot, holding, hours, iced, incredible, intensity, leg, moral, nail, ordinary, pain, piece, remarkably, shear, skin, steel, story, stupid, thing, toe, water, weekend

Replies: 29
Views: 3,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 02:00 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
SAFETY

chicken joke

Started by jow104, 18th September 2009 05:59 PM

age, bits, bought, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, farts, fast, feet, front, gaining, gap, head, joke, mess, moral, porch, rooster, round, running, sitting, skill, spot, story, stud, takes, usual, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:24 PM; by jow104

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

answered, appeared, bastards, cccc, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, grant, husband, love, magic, married, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tiny, travel, ungrateful, wand, waved, wedding, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Six Again

Started by dr4g0nfly, 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM

adventure, bed, birthday, blockbuster, candy, chocolate, collapsed, dear, dress, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot-dog, husband, leaned, m&ms, moral, movie, park, pop, popcorn, shake, size, soda, story, theme, wife, wobbled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM; by dr4g0nfly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Marriage Fairy

Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM

anniversary, appeared, beautiful, celebrating, class, couple, dinner, fairies, fairy, female, fortieth, lovely, loving, marriage, moral, ninety-three, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity, pouf, q.e.ii, remember-, romantic, sixties, suddenly, table, thirty, tickets, trip, wife, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 11:00 AM; by Lignin

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

trailer light mayhem

Started by Pulse, 12th April 2009 06:58 PM

afternoon, auto, basis, brake, car, checked, cold, earth, electric, hilux, hitch, ideas, indicators, installations, installed, installer, light, lights, mayhem, moral, noticed, plugged, pulse, reliable, shorts, stuff, tail, towbar, trailer, weird

Replies: 4
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 08:01 PM; by Yonnee

Forum:
TRAILERS & OTHER FABRICATED STUFF

Grit - Waterstone vs Wet/Dry

Started by mat, 12th March 2009 09:37 AM

180, 300, 6000, abilities, comparitive, cut, cutting, faster, finished/polished, flattening, grades, grit, indicative, initial, magnitude, moral, nicks, process, ratings, sharpening, story, suitable, takes, taking, trial, waterstone, waterstones, wet or dry, wet/dry, yearned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2009 09:37 AM; by mat

Forum:
SHARPENING

A long moral story

Started by Dennis Millard, 8th February 2009 12:55 PM

ass, asses, chubby, church, day, decided, drowned, eventually, fat, fell, found, island, islands, jump, life, long, mcgonicle, miss, moral, morning, parson, people, ponies, pony, pretty, scottish, story, time, tower, war

Replies: 1
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2009 12:43 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A little humour with a good moral.

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th February 2009 08:14 AM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, bring, buried, concerned, day, donkey, entered, free, good, headline, headlines, humour, life, local, moral, nun, opinion, paper, pastor, pastors, public, race, read, rid, story, wild, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 10:48 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pathetic scam to grab your/yours hard earned $$$

Started by Bob38S, 16th January 2009 04:52 PM

$$$, aware, bills, bob, catch, caught, earned, enlighten, faced, fine, grab, hard, holds, imagine, imho, legal, lots, moral, pathetic, people, print, prize, read, scam, service, substantial, true, won, your or yours, your/yours

Replies: 12
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2009 01:41 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

old farmer

Started by texx, 6th January 2009 02:59 PM

avocado, aware, bucket, built, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, swimming, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 03:57 PM; by ant75s

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Rtfm

Started by skot, 31st December 2008 10:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adjustment, bearings, behold, bingo, bit, bloke, bought, break, coffee, collar, cool, decided, f$%^ing, headstock, hot, lathe, luckily, manual, moral, page, read, rtfm, runs, shed, sitting, skot, story, temp, vl175, warm

Replies: 15
Views: 2,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 05:35 PM; by skot

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Priest's Retirement

Started by Baz, 5th September 2008 07:28 PM

affair, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, honor, illegal, immediately, late, learned, loving, moral, parish, people, person, politician, presentation, priest, retirement, sister, stolen, talk, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 02:47 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Majestic Junior

Started by ciscokid, 19th June 2008 08:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amos, attempting, buy, cool, darren, excellent, fan, finish, giving, hardy, husband, junior, kit, lady, lathe, majestic, matching, moral, nice, plating, pleased, rhodium, roll, shed, shiny, support, supposed, time, tutorial, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 05:03 AM; by ciscokid

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Desk and dresser

Started by Arron, 28th June 2008 05:55 PM

50s, 60s, arron, bad, cabinet, coachwood, confusion, desk, dresser, easily, grossly, ground, limit, maple, moral, occupy, pacific, plantation-grown, ply, queensland, rap, recycled, restoration, secondary, timber, underrated, veneer, wood, woodworking, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 08:49 AM; by mic-d

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Best way to keep your jointer blades sharp

Started by Ranger, 2nd June 2008 07:23 AM

argy, blades, cheap, check, considerably, doubt, electric, forums, found, furniture, hardware, headed, hours, jointer, local, money, moral, pass, planer, planner, purchase, reading, running, sharp, store, story, sunday, surving, timber, time

Replies: 14
Views: 2,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 02:53 PM; by seafurymike

Forum:
SHARPENING

HI Wolffie

Started by les88, 24th May 2008 01:17 PM

2tsup, balance, belt, blade, bobs, bottom, check, drive, drives, hit, holds, key, les, loose, moral, motor, moved, moving, obvious, pulley, pulling, reinstalled, started, stopped, story, tight, uncle, weight, wheel, wolffie

Replies: 1
Views: 949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 06:01 PM; by SAISAY

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Dictionary of ????????

Started by Big Shed, 23rd April 2008 06:59 PM

amusing, appealing, book, bullshitters, content, dictionary, drained, execs, expensive, fluent, meaningless, moral, opinionated, personal, phony, plain, politicians, processes, reasons, responsibility, rich, senior, serious, shamelessly, shifty, sneak, sources, stupid, subversive, suits

Replies: 5
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 12:27 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Poll: Water Recycling

Started by Stuart, 17th January 2007 12:00 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ashores, choices, flushing, ground, moral, multiple, poll, private, question, recycling, roll, steps, vote, water

Replies: 48
Views: 21,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 07:42 PM; by woodbe

Forum:
POLLS

Tiling warning

Started by hardwoodjoint, 4th April 2008 01:32 PM

albion, bathroom, bought, boxes, broken, buy, faced, fixed, found, happy, jan, load, mate, miind, moral, park, ripping, started, supplier, tiles, tiling, wall, warning, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:53 PM; by hardwoodjoint

Forum:
TILING

Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

rotten wood

Started by weisyboy, 19th November 2007 08:27 PM

befor, body, bone, chassis, cut, damage, doctor, fell, floor, happend, hole, knee, landed, leap, local, moral, peice, rotten, step, stiches, story, threw, trip, trusk, walking, wood, wooden

Replies: 10
Views: 2,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 10:55 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
SAFETY

Moral Dilema and Saw stabilty

Started by Craterus, 19th November 2007 01:27 PM

$200, $250, 184mm, advice, budding, bunnies, buy, call, cash, decided, dilema, ebay, feel, fund, guys, included, kit, moral, obselete, perils, posts, powered, ripping, router, sell, selling, stabilty, table, wc2000, woodworker

Replies: 8
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:14 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

Gee what shall I do today? I know, I'll try to walk on air!!

Started by RufflyRustic, 5th November 2007 03:50 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, ankle, birthday, car, catch, cheers, cool, driven, gawds, gee, home, moral, nurses, office, sake, shed, shows-, sigh, sore, story, stupid, taped, today, walk, walking.rolleyes, watch, watching, weekend, wendy, woodwork

Replies: 37
Views: 5,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 03:20 PM; by scooter

Forum:
SAFETY

5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

An oldie revisited

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 05:17 AM

age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, damn, deal, decides, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, knowledge, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, oldie, poodle, protection, revisited, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 05:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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