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Started by gms002a, 6th March 2015 05:28 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2015 01:03 PM; by popawisky

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WOODIES JOKES

A Discussion With a Health Profesional

Started by Chris Parks, 22nd January 2014 07:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

b/s, basic, beer, carb, carbs, chat, contribute, deliberate, diet, discussion, discussions, docs, drink, health, heaps, humor, idea, increase, intake, levels, low, monitor, nurse, people, profesional, pros, reaction, sense, suggested, suggestions

Replies: 24
Views: 4,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2014 02:32 AM; by Lignum

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HEALTH ISSUES

Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Tummy tuck

Started by BobL, 8th October 2013 05:16 PM

1030, 1115, 130, 730am, 930, adjustment, bad, bit, calls, cup, dang, day, extreme, front, hernia, home, lifting, nurse, outie, remote, repair, sore, surgery, swmbo, tea, tuck, tummy, umbilical, washing, weeks

Replies: 14
Views: 2,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:15 AM; by BobL

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HEALTH ISSUES

Fat Challenge

Started by Scott, 19th July 2013 11:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15kg, 50m, 600, 90kg, ago, bmi, challenge, exercise, fat, feel, gentle, hard, hear, hints, hit, ideally, impart, knowledge, laps, losing, love, meal, meters, nurse, pool, sore, swam, thread, weight, yesterday

Replies: 19
Views: 3,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2013 08:07 PM; by Chris Parks

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HEALTH ISSUES

The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

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WOODIES JOKES

Eating My Own Words

Started by Scott, 31st May 2013 11:45 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

60-70, affairs, bills, eating, email, happening, hilt, hour, job, jobs, life, managers, marching, meantime, month, nurse, nursing, pay, send, shortages, staff, started, system, thankful, time, union, username, verbally, weeks, words

Replies: 31
Views: 3,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2013 08:16 PM; by Chris Parks

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

My first order

Started by Gra, 26th May 2013 06:33 PM

269649, acrylic, brownie, cigar, distinctive, easily, efforts, incarnation, kit, lost, lot, loves, nurse, order, pens, pops, previous, refuse, shed, shmbo, special, washable, week, woohoo

Replies: 14
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 01:23 PM; by tdrumnut

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

The nurse

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM

appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 07:06 AM; by Handyjack

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WOODIES JOKES

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

Mystery Spokeshave

Started by Smergol, 1st December 2012 12:14 PM

182, 184, bit, convex, flagstaff, hill, i’m, maritime, museum, mystery, nurse, photograph, road”, shows.242932, sort, spokeshave, volunteer, walworth, warrnambool

Replies: 7
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2012 11:02 AM; by Smergol

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

A Necklace Magnetic Pen

Started by Barry_White, 31st October 2012 11:33 AM

$55.00, attempt, bushes, cheap, dearer, dipping, finish, freight, friend, greg, kit, lacquer, magnetic, method, mistletoe, necklace, nurse, outlaid, pen, psi, searching, son, spectacular, surprise, timber, time

Replies: 6
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2012 10:42 AM; by Mrs Woodpecker

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Why cats crack me up so much....no pics I'm afraid

Started by FenceFurniture, 29th October 2012 08:34 PM

afraid, ago, audible, blackatter, bogong, boy, catching, cats, continues, crack, direction, fast, fawlty, forehead, gather, glass, hold, inches, kitchen, lizzie, metre, moths, muchno, night, nurse, paw, pics, proceeded, range, season

Replies: 7
Views: 2,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 11:15 PM; by FenceFurniture

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PETS, PETS & more PETS.

G'day mates

Started by moorzie2, 14th January 2012 12:31 AM

dot, expensive, firewood, fit, furniture, gday, guitars, home, irish, isle, joined, lie, lot, mates, nicely, nurse, pill, pink, posts, previous, read, repair, sea, sharp, tools, zoom

Replies: 5
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2012 09:40 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Another burl Sierra

Started by Big Shed, 23rd November 2011 08:33 PM

ago, brought, brown, burl, chemo, daughers, farm, mallee, mate, mates, nurse, patient, pen, red, sierra, time

Replies: 3
Views: 842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2011 10:33 PM; by plantagenon

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

WW Sierra 2

Started by Big Shed, 20th November 2011 09:13 PM

batch, casting, chemo, christmas, daughter, hospital, nurse, prize, raffle, sierra, sierra2

Replies: 7
Views: 871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 07:20 AM; by artme

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Victorian Nurses Strike 2011

Started by Scott, 13th November 2011 09:32 PM

2011, abolish, action, amicable, arrangement, beds, care, faith, government, hope, introduce, mandatory, money, night, nurse, nurse-patient, nurses, paradox, patients, ratio, ratios, reading, risk, safety, stating, strike, unskilled, victorian, welfare, workers

Replies: 9
Views: 2,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2011 10:29 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Keeping a Confidence

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2011 04:14 PM

arrival, arrived, awaiting, baby, boy, child, confidence, fine, friend, girl, hospital, information, keeping, mine, nurse, phone, policy, reply, telephoned, told, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2011 03:41 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Celtic knot

Started by Simomatra, 23rd June 2011 12:54 PM

blanks, buffed, celtic, constant, finish, knot, nurse, playing, shed, stage, wife, wop

Replies: 6
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 12:49 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

At the Doctor

Started by Rodgera, 16th June 2011 12:09 PM

called, doctor, examining, finally, hour, immediately, minutes, nurse, office, outer, replied, scale, wait, weight, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2011 04:04 PM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

Lucas question

Started by comgreserv, 1st March 2011 02:11 AM

90mm, advance, afternoon, ant, chaff, customers, cutter, darren, dropped, encounter, ideas, light, load, log, lucas, mill, milling, moisture, nurse, pass, question, rain, revs, shed, sound, started, terminals, weather, wondering, yard

Replies: 6
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 02:46 AM; by comgreserv

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Got bitten

Started by kiwioutdoors, 7th February 2011 02:38 PM

bitten, cover, dressing, flap, greatu, hospital, hour, knee, left, means, north, nurse, plastic, public, pulled, ready, scar, shore, shut, skills, steristrips, stitched, stitches, stuck, suturing, theatre, uncomfortable, wait, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2011 07:56 PM; by Scott

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SAFETY

Unable to Speak

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2010 04:16 PM

accident, bed, consciousness, date, handed, involved, married, munruben, nurse, paper, pencil, piece, regained, replied, serious, speak, stand, unable, unconscious, wishing, word, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2010 10:51 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

GORE WARNING My Finger Warring not for the faint hearted

Started by Nai84, 30th November 2010 09:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, 2tsup2tsup, asap, changed, dressing, f@#$, faint, finger, hand, healing, hearted, hey, ian, impressed, load, moblie, nurse, omg, pain, pic, shed, smoe, stiches, therapist, therapy, time, warring, week, weeks, wow

Replies: 19
Views: 3,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 11:37 AM; by brontehls

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SAFETY

Army Nurse Training

Started by Rodgera, 17th November 2010 12:07 PM

army, arose, blow, camera, daily, desired, entire, feminine, field, final, girlfriend, jealous, line, mess, mud, nurse, occurred, picture, pride, private, prove, rain, rained, reason, set, swampy, tent, training, waited, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2010 11:36 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Couple of Sierras in Brown Mallee Burl

Started by Big Shed, 5th September 2010 12:39 PM

150x150x75mm, block, brown, burl, chance, chemo, couple, daughters, donor, enjoy, friday, gold, mallee, nurse, patient, post, prognosis, sierras, time

Replies: 9
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2010 01:33 PM; by PenTurner

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

How's norma?

Started by WoodJunky, 17th August 2010 08:37 PM

302, bless, blood, cohen, daughter, discharged, findlay, fine;, glad, god, grandmother, hold, news, norma, normal, nurse, operator, patient, phone, physician, pressure, replied, scheduled, speak, telephoned, tells, told, tomorrow, wonderful, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:15 PM; by Dave50

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WOODIES JOKES

heart and depression.

Started by jerryc, 15th December 2009 05:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attend, cardiac, cardiologist, chf, chronic, consideration, depression, doc, faced, failure, grim, heart, hospital, information, lucky, nurse, ongoing, possibility, pottered, prone, reaper, receiving, rehab, shades, statement, study, sufferers, unit, weak, wife

Replies: 18
Views: 3,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2010 11:12 AM; by jerryc

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HEALTH ISSUES

The mailman arrived ...

Started by derekcohen, 18th January 2010 11:56 PM

1/16, 1/8, 3/4, affair, arrived, board, box, cut, cuts, dovetail, easily, essentially, fast, fastest, grabbed, jarrah, love, mailman, nurse, oak, perth, piece, ppi, quickly, sliced, smoothest, tasmanian, tenon, test, thick

Replies: 6
Views: 2,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2010 05:50 PM; by Rhys Cooper

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

What's in a name

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2009 07:43 PM

allan, baby, book, called, christian, dear, foyer, hospital, maternity, mother, nice, nurse, nurses, picked, replied, sitting, studying, telephone, ward, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Timber milling Nanup area WA

Started by Malcolm Eaton, 25th August 2009 12:51 AM

ago, area, arrangement, attended, building, contact, cutting, details, dwelling, eaton, forumn, holding, malcolm, milling, nanup, nurse, operates, opp, parties, pass, question, required, road, skantling, slabs, suitable, timber, touch, trees, week

Replies: 11
Views: 2,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2009 09:20 PM; by nifty

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Pundulisims

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2009 05:52 PM

balls, baseball, bigger, boy, center, change, chicken, coins, crossing, drug, feudalism, flies, grandmother, grass, hat, head, hit, hospital, lawn, motion, nurse, poultry, pundulisims, rehab, road, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:02 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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WOODIES JOKES

Not Building but Buying material for a desk?

Started by conwayboys, 14th February 2009 11:33 AM

2.54, 600mm, alcove, angle, brackets, building, buy, buying, deep, desk, edge, fit, hoping, main, material, meters, nice, nurse, permanently, piece, question, redecorate, supports, sydney, temporary, timber, trade, wall, wide, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2009 12:02 PM; by Ron Dunn

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

My doctor needs help

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th December 2008 09:15 PM

allan, bell, bill, books, christmas, doctor, forumites, hope, invisible, jaundice, joke, leaves, live, misery, months, neighbour, nurse, opinion, patient, pay, pills, realised, replied, ring, stage, stating, told, treated, waiting, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 10:47 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

local sawmill

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 10:48 AM

accident, arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, dopey, exercising, head, hospital, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, sawmill, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 01:48 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Problems with temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th November 2008 02:37 PM

allan, check-up, doctor, gee, hospital, local, medical, missing, notice, nurse, problems, ray, replied, temperature, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2008 10:36 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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WOODIES JOKES

very punny

Started by wheelinround, 24th October 2008 03:33 PM

ahead, bigger, boy, centre, change, coins, cults, drug, flies, grandmother, grass, hallway, hat, hit, hospital, join, lawn, nurse, practice, punny, rehab, religion, road, safe, sects, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered

Replies: 5
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 12:55 AM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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WOODIES JOKES

Nurse Talk - oh!oh!

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2008 09:18 PM

comfort, doctor, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, ohoh, operation, simple, talk, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

old chissles

Started by newbie-doug, 30th June 2008 05:16 PM

anton, appreciated.2tsup, attention, berg, berwick, caught, chisels, chissles, disston, erick, eskilstuna, fantastic, guys, info, maker, market, markings, marples, moulding, nurse, panel, picked, plane, planes, saws, screwdriver, sweeden, tools, weekend, wooden

Replies: 6
Views: 5,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 09:54 PM; by Waldo

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Oh Nuuurrrrsse!

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 01:34 PM

assholes, bank, beat, check, flabbergasted, looked, missing, nurse, nuuurrrrsse, pen, preparing, pulled, purse, rectal-thermometer, teller, walked, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 11:56 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Renovationand Extension:$4210sqm

Started by dombat, 15th March 2008 10:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, advice, anxious, bit, boomtown, builder, choose, comment, expertise, extension$4210sqm, feel, friends, grateful, guess, hope, house, job, kitchen, melbourne, moment, nurse, people, process, professionals, quoted, recommend, renovationand, sqm, thankyoudoh, totally

Replies: 16
Views: 3,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 02:28 PM; by rat52

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Insulating walls

Started by dombat, 7th March 2008 06:44 PM

25mm, air, aircell, batt, coburg, cost, embarking, energy, expertise, future, gap, guru, hoping, idea, insulating, insulation, major, melbourne, mind, normal, nurse, pretty, question, renovation, requiress, shaky, talk, thankyou, walls, wrap

Replies: 7
Views: 2,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 01:05 PM; by jimc

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Good kisser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 11:51 AM

allan, blow, calendar, delightful, football, footballs, good, hinchinbrook, hint, hospital, kiss, kissed, kisser, learn, leaving, local, months, nurse, passion, ray, replied, short, slight, stay, stole, team

Replies: 3
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 12:22 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Two Other Gentlemen, Not a Joke!

Started by Ivan in Oz, 4th March 2008 06:59 AM

afternoon, arm, arrived, attendants, baths, bed, body, bring, color, comfortable, gentlemen, happy, hospital, hour, joke, left, lifeless, morning, moved, nurse, passed, roommate, sit, slowly, switch, time, wall, water, window, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 12:06 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Woodies

Started by Baz, 13th February 2008 05:15 PM

arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, exercising, head, hospital, irish, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, suppose, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:15 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

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GORE WARNING My Finger Warring not for the faint hearted