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The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

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WOODIES JOKES

The Lookout

Started by artme, 14th December 2013 11:46 PM

admiration, amazed, appears, begin, bloke, bow, brother, captain, chinese, congratulates, crows, deck, ear, eye, eyesight, finally, giant, heard, junk, lookout, nest, officers, peering, race, sea, speck, starboard, talking1, time, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2013 11:46 PM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Politically correct...?

Started by MBM888, 19th March 2013 02:21 PM

apologised, car, cop, correct, dancing, darkies, disturbance, exclaimed, golf, incorrect, local, neighbourhood, officers, oops, partner, patrolling, police, politically, radioed, roof, tango, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:24 PM; by hp8

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WOODIES JOKES

"Comeback" line...

Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM

called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM; by wolften

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WOODIES JOKES

Tough times ahead

Started by BEKKY, 30th May 2011 06:13 PM

action, ahead, cab, cave, centrelink, cool~c, customer, cut, doctors, drivers, finally, immigration, minister, mohammed, morning, officers, omar, pakistan, queensland, reps, resilts, service, sufficient, taliban, telemarketers, telstra, times, tough, ugly, yield

Replies: 1
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 10:02 AM; by damian

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WOODIES JOKES

Making a Campaign Table...

Started by Woodwould, 9th September 2010 10:14 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

army, british, camels, camp, campaign, canvas, captain, comforts, domestic, eighteenth, empire, encampments, folding, furniture, knock-down, lancers, legs, life, london, mahogany, making, officers, padauk, portable, sheraton, subject, table, tables, thomas, timbers

Replies: 67
Views: 10,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 08:30 AM; by Peter36

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FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Thieves

Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM

ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2010 07:31 PM; by ajw

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WOODIES JOKES

Beer o'clock

Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2009 05:07 PM

beer, carrying, cartons, eyewitness, harass, hopes, intoxicated, joseph, loot, looted, national, nearby, newspaper, oclock, officers, paper, passers-by, return, ripped, road, sense, site, sobers, superintendent, told, tondop, trailer, truck, villagers, villages

Replies: 4
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2009 02:30 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

everyone thinks they are senile.

Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM

andy, armored, attic, bag, beginning, canvassing, car, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, money, neighborhood, officer, officers, outta, pardon, partner, police, sally, school, senile, story, thinks, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Justice?

Started by Sawdust Maker, 11th May 2009 05:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 05:53 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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WOODIES JOKES

Officer's First Patrol

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM

act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2009 02:54 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

two Gentlemen

Started by munruben, 3rd March 2008 09:31 PM

armchairs, club, died, english, female, found, gentlemen, gorilla, hed, jove, living, london, male, officers, papers, queer, reading, remember, respective, retired, simmonds, sitting, top, tree, war, ‘the

Replies: 5
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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WOODIES JOKES

How to stuff Speed Radar

Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:56 PM

alert, approaching, automatically, complete, computer, detected, equipment, file, hostile, incident, laconic, locked, message, missile, officer, officers, presence, raaf, radar, reply, speed, speeding, stuff, style, subsequently, tactical, to-ground, tornado, true, williamtown

Replies: 14
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:31 PM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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WOODIES JOKES

Zapped By Radar? Call The Mythbusters

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th February 2008 09:42 AM

aboard, alert, approaching, complete, computer, detected, equipment, file, hostile, incident, laconic, locked, message, missile, mythbusters, north, officers, override, presence, radar, raf, reply, speed, status, style, subsequently, tactical, tornado, true, zapped

Replies: 7
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:00 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

some parents...but read whole thread.

Started by womble, 3rd January 2007 06:22 PM

aedt, alerted, ambulance, amount, arrived, broadcasting, car, celsius, continued, cpr, cross, degrees, died, extensive, girl, heat, hospital, hour, left, officers, parentsbut, performing, proceed, read, sunshine, temperature, thread, time, told, western

Replies: 12
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Last Will and Testament of a Cop

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th November 2006 07:42 PM

assist, bargained, cop, coppers, country, crown, equipment, home, hope, leave, malicious, officer, officers, plea, police, poor, promotion, prosecutions, set, solicitors, testament, time, training, walk, water, wave, wings, wishes, withdrew, worthy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 10:43 AM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

legal question

Started by journeyman Mick, 17th August 2006 12:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adversarial, answer, completely, fine, formed, grounds, hey, hindsight, inadmissable, insurance, interview, investigation, jail, legal, letter, mick, ministers, misleading, officers, prove, question, raised, recorded, recording, repercussions, silly, slap, surely, watch, wrist

Replies: 22
Views: 3,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 04:45 PM; by Zed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Policeman testifies in court

Started by fred.n, 5th August 2006 07:01 PM

called, change, clothes, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, erupted, fellow, hell, laughter, life, lock, locker, offender, officer, officers, policeman, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, stand, testifies, trust, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 02:58 AM; by bookend

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WOODIES JOKES

Freedom of Information

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th June 2006 02:08 AM

accident, appliances, application, attend, attendance, basically, bugger, coroners, died, fire, foi, freedom, grass, house, information, letter, motor, officers, poor, questions, record, report, responded, rural, stirrer, stubborn, tend, transcripts, vehicle, volunteer

Replies: 7
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 01:13 AM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Army retirement

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM

accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM; by Shedhand

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WOODIES JOKES

Coming Attraction - Wongo - Bris Meet & Greet

Started by MajorPanic, 12th January 2006 08:48 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

20th, 22nd, attendance, attraction, bitingmidge, bris, catering, club, coming, conformation, cool, day, final, friday, greet, jan, january, ladies, limited, major, meet, officers, panics, purposes, quick, smoke, sunday, venue, visiting, wongo

Replies: 69
Views: 6,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2006 11:05 PM; by MathewA

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Protecting a Table

Started by John99, 11th January 2006 09:41 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appreciated, coat, coats, day, dent, dinning, doubt, finish, glass, hope, ideas, john99, kids, officers, option, options, protect, protecting, question, scratch, sheet, stain, structual, suggestions, table, testing, tests, thinking, top, type

Replies: 15
Views: 2,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 10:01 PM; by Richardwoodhead

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Old Ironsides

Started by Ashore, 30th July 2005 12:56 AM

475, aboard, boston, cannon, captured, constitution, crew, days, england, english, ensuing, exhausted, fresh, gallons, ironsides, january, november, officers, pounds, powder, rum, sail, sailed, set, ship, shot, u.s.s, u.s.s.constitution, water, whiskey

Replies: 4
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2005 08:27 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Mans Tongue Gets Stuck To Freezer

Started by soundman, 5th March 2005 11:35 PM

2.15, 2005, ambulance, bayside, bulletin, call, capalaba, confused, contact, discovered, dislodge, eek, feb, freezer, hemorage, joke, licking, mans, minor, officers, pmand, recieved, stuch, stuck, tip, tongue, treated, tuesday, warm, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 12:34 PM; by Wongo

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WOODIES JOKES

2005 Policepersons Calendar

Started by ubeaut, 23rd December 2004 06:31 PM

2005, ago, blow, calendar, calendars, cheers, cindy, click, crank, email, female, link, males, menu, neil, nude, officers, police, policepersons, received, sale, select, share, sing, site, sound, totally, track, view, week

Replies: 9
Views: 2,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:17 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

Started by Iain, 29th November 2004 07:43 AM

alien, assigned, building, bulletins, child, damage, dancing, deliberately, departments, english, eruption, foreigners, invasion, knocked, movies, news, officers, opposite, partner, personality, police, powerful, prefer, shock, speak, television, tests, things, total, volcanic

Replies: 13
Views: 2,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2004 01:03 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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WOODIES JOKES

"2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 01:49 AM

2004, all-female, all-male, brighten, calendar, calendars, click, day, female, frontal, male, menu, nude, nudity, officer, officers, peace, pics, police, sale, select, site, sound, totally, version, versions, view

Replies: 6
Views: 2,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 05:43 PM; by stephenmeddings

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry_White, 6th July 2004 07:54 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 09:49 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

love of a son

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 09:03 PM

a.m, agents, ahead, bodies, bubba, buried, circumstances, dad, day, days, dear, dig, dozen, dug, entire, fbi, garden, heavens, left, letter, love, morning, officers, plant, plot, potato, potatoes, received, sakes, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 09:03 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Government workers, true story

Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:01 AM

aircraft, ball, balls, bench, bottom, bound, burn, drop, extended, fitted, gate, government, heard, hopper, inject, line, machine, officers, perfectly, release, released, retract, science, skyward, start, story, syringe, true, tube, workers

Replies: 4
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2002 10:45 AM; by soundman

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WOODIES JOKES

The Police Can Be Handy

Started by Shane Watson, 22nd February 2002 06:32 PM

axes, birthday, buddy, busted, call, calling, chop, cops, firewood, found, handy, happy, hey, house, left, marijuana, officers, phone, piece, police, rang, searched, shed, sir, swore, tony, tonys, wood, yeah, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2002 04:51 PM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

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The lower ranks, bless them

The Lookout

Politically correct...?

"Comeback" line...

Tough times ahead

Making a Campaign Table...

Thieves

Beer o'clock

everyone thinks they are senile.

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Justice?

Officer's First Patrol

two Gentlemen

How to stuff Speed Radar

Old Woody

Zapped By Radar? Call The Mythbusters

Alan speeding

some parents...but read whole thread.

Last Will and Testament of a Cop

legal question

Policeman testifies in court

Freedom of Information

RAN Retirement Bonus

Army retirement

Coming Attraction - Wongo - Bris Meet & Greet

Protecting a Table

Old Ironsides

Mans Tongue Gets Stuck To Freezer

2005 Policepersons Calendar

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

"2004" Nearly Nude Police Officers' calendar.

Lawyers

love of a son

Government workers, true story

The Police Can Be Handy