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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A nice meal

Started by artme, 18th September 2013 10:33 PM

attacked, bees, cage, chimpanzees, chimps, cleaner, cleaning, collect, day, den, devoured, eat, fish, food, head, honey, killing, left, lions, match, meal, nice, panic, remembered, shovel, task, tim, tims, tossed, trace

Replies: 4
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2013 12:01 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Smartie Way.

Started by issatree, 15th September 2013 02:49 AM

afford, attack, bag, brown, buy, cures, depression, frustration, gain, guaranteed, hide, low, minimizes, orange, panic, piece, purple, red, reduces, relives, results, severe, smartie, tense, tranquilizers, urge, warning, weight, wood, woodturners

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2013 02:49 AM; by issatree

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

You know you are living in 2013 when........

Started by MBM888, 20th July 2013 12:16 PM

2013, bottom, busy, check, coffee, e-mail, family, forward, head, house, laughing, leaving, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, online, panic, phone, reach, reading, screen, scrolled, sideways, smile, start, tilting, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2013 12:22 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bandsaw incident

Started by OldGrain, 7th April 2013 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bandsaw, blade, block, blood, cut, dripping, edge, edge.never, floor.only, hand.a, happen, incident, initial, jeez, nail, noticed, panic, pick, pretty, set, shock/horror, situation, spatter.looking, stitches, thing.continued, thumb.nail, tinge, toys, winter, years.slight

Replies: 16
Views: 4,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2013 10:15 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
SAFETY

Stanley Plane restoration (thanks Major Panic)

Started by BrettC, 15th December 2007 05:27 PM

benefit, demo2tsup, form, hand, havnet, http://www.majorpanic.com, major, night, panic, plane, post, restoration, slide, stanley, tools

Replies: 7
Views: 4,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 06:21 PM; by pmcgee

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Homebound German adventure.

Started by BobL, 10th September 2012 04:09 PM

adventure, catch, chatting, deutz, driver, english, eventually, fast, flight, german, homebound, koln, kph, lady, leave, minutes, office, panic, queue, scheduled, signs, station, story, taxi, ticket, time, timetable, track, train, triage

Replies: 9
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2012 01:46 PM; by The Hun

Forum:
TRAVEL

Oops! May have damaged something!

Started by bwal74, 1st September 2012 09:45 PM

260atm, ben, box, broken, cheers, chuck, damaged, engage, feel, gear, gears, key, labour, lead, loose, missus, norton, noticed, oops, panic, photos, post, pull, screw, select, snapped, stages, suggestions, teeth, top

Replies: 11
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 06:33 PM; by pipeclay

Forum:
THE HERCUS AREA

CA Finish - what am I doing wrong??

Started by Arry, 27th June 2012 09:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1200, 600, approx, basically, buffed, cheers, coats, continued, dry, dull, eee, finish, grit, happened, looked, newbie, panic, pen, proud, sand, sanded, shine, sprays, stage, started, ulta, wet, white, worry, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 2,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2012 07:01 PM; by plantagenon

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

absolute neewbie

Started by bazza61, 24th May 2012 12:36 PM

,please, absolute, advice, appreciated, carbatec, chance, combos, concern, confused, days, delivery, eyes, greatly, head, idea, inch, jointer, neewbie, panic, pending, poor, reading, remember, set, spiral, square, takes, thicknesser, thread, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 02:03 PM; by bazza61

Forum:
JOINTERS, MOULDERS, THICKNESSERS, ETC

Two Little Boys

Started by wheelinround, 3rd January 2009 09:32 AM

alleys, anger, baptizing, boy, boys, brother, church, earth, father, filled, hardy, hole, hole-he-goes, kitchen, mother, mummy, panic, playing, potholes, puddle, rainstorm, recovered, runs, shook, son, streets, watched, water, window, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 01:57 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Is this sound thinking??? Please advise.

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

3/4, adjacent, advise, ago, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boards, bottom, copper, couple, days, evidence, hit, knowing, leaking, mode, nail, nailed, panic, pipe, pipes, sick, skirting, skitring, sound, thinking, vicinity, wall, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Salmon gum bowl

Started by Rum Pig, 29th September 2008 09:12 AM

birthday, bowl, buy, concrete~, dry, footy, forgotten, gum, happy, late, lath, link, looked, mounted, nice, panic, photos, poor, presento, pulled, salmon, saturday, short-, sister, stuff, swmbo, timber, time, totally, watch

Replies: 14
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 04:54 AM; by barnsey

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

How to paint, repair then repaint boats with a minimum of labour

Started by bitingmidge, 23rd March 2006 10:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, boat, boats, bog, building, cut, dollop, easy, fixups, gunwhales, hulls, job, labour, late, minimum, night, paint, panic, pdracer, pretty, reason, repaint, repair, sailing, sanding, slash, starry, thread, trouble, wrists

Replies: 25
Views: 27,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 08:30 AM; by PAR

Forum:
Michael Storer Wooden Boat Plans

First attempt at restoring plane

Started by Alison556, 7th September 2008 10:34 PM

absolutely, attempt, bad, bit, bits, blueing, brilliant, dismantled, easy, electrolysis, finding, follow, half, hear, huge, major, panic, pics, picture, plane, progressing, record, remembered, restoring, soaked, started, tips, vinegar, wary, world

Replies: 13
Views: 2,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 09:37 PM; by yjnb

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

WIP Stanley Planes

Started by Moo73, 31st August 2008 11:08 PM

1/2, afternoon, bath, canadian, clean, cleaning, date, ebay, electrolysis, lapping, love, major, mentioned, morning, multifinish, mum, panic, photo, picked, planes, plate, pretty, quick, rest, spent, stanley, started, type, wheels, wip

Replies: 6
Views: 2,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2008 11:40 AM; by Moo73

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Texas

Started by munruben, 14th April 2008 11:52 PM

ahead, air, arms, bar, blind, cab, dog, door, drink, driver, flush, guy, joke, left, misses, motel, panic, pool, shouts, splashing, starts, straight, swimming, takes, texas, toilet, told, walk, walks, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Tried epoxy, didn't die.

Started by tea lady, 24th February 2008 12:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, afraid, apply, bang, die, easy, edges, epoxy, finishing, fun, gel, knock, mix, panic, pot, runny, sanding, save, sept, smell, solvent, spreading, stuff, time, tomorrow, tryed, whitish, wizz, yesterday, yet-

Replies: 15
Views: 4,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 10:44 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Numb

Started by Matt88s, 16th August 2007 04:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, calm, care, committing, control, depressed, drink, eat, enjoy, feel, feeling, feelings, fix, fixing, job, lack, matter, mentally, numb, panic, pressure, pretty, screaming, sort, strange, suicidal, suicide, total, type, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 3,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:08 PM; by astrid

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

ceiling and window alignment problem

Started by scubabob, 23rd September 2007 02:33 AM

1300mm, 15mm, admire, alignment, amiss, ceiling, claims, difference, handywork, hide, level, looked, measured, nice, noticable?c, office/study, panic, pelmet, problem, slightly, slopes, spot, standing, swmbo, upwards, width, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 08:33 PM; by scubabob

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

What a tosser...

Started by Groggy, 18th August 2007 07:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12mm, 30mm, butchered, cut, daughter, depth, doh, domi, domino, dominos, engage, front, glue, goodness, grab, holes, insert, laughing, lot, melamine, mode, mortices, panic, reassemble, set, tomorrow, tosser, totally, uprights, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 2,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 10:49 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

Out of the Sawdust Cloud......

Started by RufflyRustic, 20th May 2007 09:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

borer, cheers, cloud, cohen, controller, crowd, derek, feels, forumites, gnu52, guys, leapfrog, major, months, oak, panic, phil, playing, rolleyes, sawdust, shed, silky, soundman, stop, uncle, wendy, wizened, wood, woodwork, yep

Replies: 22
Views: 3,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2007 09:29 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

First Domino use--stuff up

Started by Honorary Bloke, 11th April 2007 06:59 AM

18mm, carcase, cord, cutting, dead, decent, domi, domino, doors, easy-peasey, frame, height, moments, mortise, panic, plug-it, ply, realized, rolleyes, scale, set, shed, start, stopped, stops, tomorrow, undone, usestuff, voila, [at

Replies: 14
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 01:41 AM; by Tooljunkieyank

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

knife hole in NEW laminex bench top - panic

Started by scubabob, 6th May 2007 07:56 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 4,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 11:45 PM; by renomart

Forum:
KITCHENS

Laminated platter

Started by powderpost, 18th January 2007 11:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

370mm, acquired, bean, beech, black, bout, cedar, coloured, estimated, fell, finally, finished, flue, hundred, jim, laminated, lighter, naturally, panic, photo, pieces, platter, red, rim, stump, timber, top, tree, underneath, white

Replies: 15
Views: 2,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2007 11:00 PM; by mick61

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

I just can't wait 'til the weekend

Started by Book Worm, 20th September 2006 11:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attempt, beef, bit, blanc, cap, clip, dremel, edge, eyes, frustrating, kanga, lathe, mine, mont, native, notch, olive, panic, pen, pic, post, raw, reckon, study, til, unfinished, wait, watching, weekend, wood

Replies: 26
Views: 2,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 07:11 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

Started by Cliff Rogers, 27th July 2006 09:55 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

2006, busy, cards, cell, check, coffee, desk, e-mail, family, home, house, laughing, leaving, life, line, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, panic, person, phone, reach, reading, real, scrolled, send, worse

Replies: 50
Views: 4,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 12:58 PM; by Ramps

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Old Promises Finally Kept...

Started by RufflyRustic, 6th July 2006 06:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, bench, called-moveable, camphor, cheers, clock, decent, door, eatery, finally, henge, inside, kids, kitchen, laurel, major, mess, oak, panic, pictures, promises, remember, rosewood, scraps, screen, shots, silky, toolbox, watch, wendy

Replies: 25
Views: 2,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2006 11:52 PM; by TTIT

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

ESS VEE plane

Started by BrisBen, 7th June 2006 01:06 AM

battery, begging, build, charger, debossed, ess, falcons, fine, japanned, junk, major, mouth, nice, panic, pitting, plane, pope, post-war, proudly, quality, rust, scotchbrite, section, sole, square, stanley, style, surface, vee, wheel

Replies: 1
Views: 4,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2006 11:00 PM; by soundman

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Back from Holidays

Started by dai sensei, 20th January 2006 09:40 AM

ants, appears, arranged, beetles, boring, bug, camping, catch, day, deserved, dia, eek, finally, grubs, holiday, holidays, hope, house, inspector, install, mad, panic, piles, pine, qld, sawdust/dirt, scored, south, tells, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2006 09:40 AM; by dai sensei

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Suggestions needed

Started by echnidna, 8th December 2005 09:30 PM

bookcase, call, chairman, clock, clock/barometer, combo, days, district, dunno, gift, needed, panic, presentatation, presentation, received, suggestions, tomorrow, tonight

Replies: 8
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2005 11:03 PM; by Driver

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Tip for silicon haters

Started by Cliff Rogers, 7th December 2005 12:07 PM

blunstone, boots, bother, bought, common, cos, eggs.cool, excuse, finishers, finishes, found, gday, haters, knowledge, leather, major, model, pair, panic, shed, silicon, spray, suck, telling, tip, waterproof, waterproof/rural, waterproofing, wear, yesterday

Replies: 11
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 07:09 AM; by Exador

Forum:
FINISHING

Car Park

Started by Baz, 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM

appeared, car, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, panic, park, parking, pity, rest, street, sunday, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Interesting user names remind me of

Started by echnidna, 28th August 2005 11:30 AM

appendage, apricot, aussie, captain, chaos, doug, forum, happen, homemade, interesting, maculata, major, names, nice, ozwinner, panic, personalities, remind, reminds, shaking, shed, slug, timber, tripper, user, wine, winner

Replies: 11
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 11:01 AM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

MidgenFang Sneak Preview

Started by bitingmidge, 23rd June 2005 10:19 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adjustment, angle, blade, block, bulky, careful, cluttering, comparison, entail, final, finish, fitting, hardwood, looks;, low, major, midgenfang, mouth, panic, plane, planing, preview, reject, release, shot, sneak, traditional, ubeaut, veritas, wax

Replies: 38
Views: 4,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:21 AM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

Was A Fence - Is A Cot

Started by Corcorbear, 2nd May 2005 08:29 PM

bolts, cheesy, clue, companies, cot, drama, drop, fence, fittings, found, furniture, happy, hardwood, light, mechanical, ordinary, panic, pics, pieces, position, questions, rails, reasons, reddish, routing, safety, secure, sell, stupid, timber

Replies: 2
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 10:31 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Major's OWE - Full Event Report

Started by Dean, 15th January 2005 11:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, attendees, aussieglen, basic, cliff, day, equipment, event, fine, finish, finishing, gun, lines, major, majors, nice, offered, owe, panic, report, rocker, setup, spend, spray, spraying, tips, truth, wood, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 15
Views: 4,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 10:31 AM; by silentC

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Stupid mistakes, but..................

Started by Robert WA, 28th December 2004 10:51 PM

150, bit, check, companion, compensate, components, cut, discovered, drilled, firewood, flawed, hiding, line, measuring, mistake, mistakes, nicely, offcut, panic, piece, pieces, pine, pocket, position, process, production, repaired, short, stupid, table

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2004 09:07 AM; by silentC

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Storing blades

Started by snowwood, 17th September 2004 12:35 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

army, bandsaw, blade, blades, brought, butcher, carbatec, cheers, dads, folded, folding, forum, forward, garage, hanging, home, hung, jones, mainwaring, nail, panic, read, replies, ruin, snowwood, sold, store, storing, taped, weeks

Replies: 38
Views: 7,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2004 01:49 AM; by Different

Forum:
BANDSAWS

2004

Started by Iain, 8th August 2004 09:16 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 09:39 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Corporate Terms and Their Meanings

Started by Barry_White, 19th July 2004 02:00 PM

analytical, blind, buck, corporate, delayed, delegate, discussion, extreme, flaming, forecast, forgotten, frank, guess, meanings, panic, pass, pending, projection, row, terms, urgency

Replies: 9
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2004 07:08 PM; by jackiew

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How smart am I ??

Started by Rowan, 24th June 2004 11:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

18months, brother, cool, cut, dropping, eek, expensive, grey, hours, joy, panic, penny, power, powerboard, redgum, repaired, replace, run, runs, set, shed, slab, sleepers, smart, starting, stupid, talked, thick, thinking, time

Replies: 15
Views: 4,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2004 03:56 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

How 'bout a toolmaking forum?

Started by silentC, 2nd September 2003 04:52 PM

bit, bout, buy, creating, day, doodads, forum, gauges, handtools, happened, inspired, jig, jigs, major, oddball, panic, pics, post, pretty, reckon, reviews, thinking, tool, toolmaking, tools, where/what, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2003 01:05 AM; by Neil

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Maturation

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 08:06 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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