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I just got insulted?

Started by bosox, 5th June 2013 06:51 AM

boy, girl, insulted, mirror, paused, swee, unsightly, whuttt, world

Replies: 2
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2013 04:54 PM; by rwbuild

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan at Wallan

Started by Scott, 3rd October 2012 02:21 PM

alan, alans, allan, beating, birthday, bumped, cake, company, day, èclair, french, front, garden, head, hitting, house, loaf, months, morning, notice, past, paused, pleasure, street, sworn, walk, walking, wallan, wallans, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2012 10:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

It is well known that humour is regional

Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd October 2009 03:54 PM

association, beer, beers, bloke, blokes, boss, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke.the, coopers, diet, draught, drinking, head, humour, king, looked, manager, moment, paused, planet.the, regional, rejoined, shrug, south, sprouted, tooheys, united, xxxx

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 11:27 AM; by rotten_66

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WOODIES JOKES

Fathers last word :)

Started by gawdelpus, 20th April 2009 11:12 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, disappointed, father, fathers, grades, hair, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, observed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked, word

Replies: 0
Views: 935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2009 11:12 PM; by gawdelpus

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WOODIES JOKES

Alan and Barry golfing

Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:53 PM

18th, alan, annoyed, approaches, ball, barry, clubhouse, considers, crying, dallying, golfing, hit, hole, iron, lines, looked, loud, paused, perfect, petes, playing, sake, shot, shouted, standing, tee, time, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 05:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

: Irish Vasectomy

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th September 2008 06:07 PM

bed, beer, continue, costly, count, counting, couple, cracker, doctor, ear, expensive, firework, fix, hand, held, home, husband, irish, job, legs, lit, paused, procedure, putting, tasmania, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2008 09:25 AM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Marriage

Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:15 PM; by madrat

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WOODIES JOKES

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

3 little pigs

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 29th November 2007 09:00 PM

boy, build, building, class, fascinating, gather, hand, home, house, logically, materials, matter-of-factly, mind, minutes, pardon, paused, pig, pigs, pigsthis, proving, raised, reading, story, straw, talking, teach, teacher, true, unable, wheelbarrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 09:00 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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WOODIES JOKES

Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish vasectomy

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th May 2006 05:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alternative, beer, continue, costly, count, counting, couple, cracker, doctor, ear, expensive, firework, fix, hand, held, home, husband, irish, job, legs, lit, paused, procedure, putting, tasmania, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 23
Views: 2,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 10:33 AM; by CameronPotter

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Final Wish

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:49 PM

ashes, blow, bought, brought, car, cremated, emerald, eventually, final, finally, fingers, herman, home, husband, insurance, job, lost, martha, moment, moments, money, necklace, paused, picking, promised, recently, remember, talking, tracing, urn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 04:49 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

To each his own...

Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM

basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

Why have reverse?

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th December 2004 10:58 PM

acquired, benefit, block, cutter, direction, feed, fit, invert, mick, moulder, moulders, newly, noticed, paused, plug, power, reverse, reversing, run, spindle, switch, time

Replies: 9
Views: 2,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 10:52 PM; by journeyman Mick

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HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Vasectomy with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 3rd November 2004 06:59 PM

bang, beer, bunger, continue, count, counting, doctor, ear, eek, firework, fix, hand, held, home, house, husband, job, larger, legs, lit, paused, piont, procedure, putting, sais, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2004 07:21 PM; by echnidna

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WOODIES JOKES

Hollowing Tool

Started by jhunt_2000, 2nd January 2004 12:16 PM

arvo, batteries, booboo, bowl, box, bring, bye, camera, corner, correct, cut, dead, description, finish, gouge;, helps, hollow, hollowing, hope, huge, inside, mud, p.s, paused, pic, post, posting, realising, stupid, tool

Replies: 1
Views: 2,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2004 03:25 PM; by jhunt_2000

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

planer attach - outfeed finger

Started by GeoffS, 7th May 2003 10:03 PM

applied, attach, binding, bracket, closer, comments, extra, finger, fingers, functions, hold, idea, improvement, improving, jam, mark, outfeed, paused, pieces, planed, planer, pressure, resulted, shoe’, short, shorter, sketched, workpiece, ‘leading, ‘trailing

Replies: 3
Views: 2,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2003 04:06 AM; by jow104

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TRITON / GMC

How Long?

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 25th January 2003 12:19 PM

alright, build, check, clerk, customer, drove, four-by-twos, gonna, house, long, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, paused, pickup, returned, time, truck, two-by-fours, walked, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2003 09:14 PM; by ubeaut

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WOODIES JOKES

I think the S,H,One T is going to hit the fan now!

Started by Island Ape, 10th May 2001 10:59 PM

alright, australians, awhile, build, check, clerk, customer, drove, fan, four-by-twos, gonna, hit, house, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, paused, pickup, returned, time, truck, two-by-fours, walked, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2001 07:44 AM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

Our luck???

Started by RETIRED, 13th October 2000 10:51 PM

60th, 90.--contributed, appeared, birthdays, boom, celebrated, celebration, chris, couple, day, fairy, hand, husbands, ian, loving, luck, married, moment, north, paused, picked, robbo, robertson, rvd, rvers, shyly, steve, wand, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 09:23 AM; by Iain

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WOODIES JOKES

Robin (related to the parrot)

Started by Iain, 29th September 2000 12:36 PM

awoke, bed, bloody, born, brought, crushed, frail, happiness, happy, head, heart, joy, morn, morning, parrot, paused, perched, related, robin, sill, sing, slowly, smiled, spring, sweet, sweetly, thrill, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2000 09:29 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

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I just got insulted?

Allan at Wallan

Another parrot joke

The Confessional

It is well known that humour is regional

Fathers last word :)

Alan and Barry golfing

: Irish Vasectomy

Marriage

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

3 little pigs

Twins

The Haircut

Irish vasectomy

Irish Logic

Final Wish

To each his own...

Why have reverse?

Vasectomy with a bang

Hollowing Tool

planer attach - outfeed finger

How Long?

I think the S,H,One T is going to hit the fan now!

Our luck???

Robin (related to the parrot)