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God himself wants to see you!"

Started by groverwa, 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM

added, alive, amazed, celebrating, congratulations, electrician, forty, found, gates, god, hand, impossible, labour, life, lived, mans, modesty, pearly, peter, remember, royalty, saint, sheets, simply, son, special, time, totally, trades, worthy

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Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM; by groverwa

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WOODIES JOKES

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

A belated Christmas joke

Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM

belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 09:52 PM; by rtfarty

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WOODIES JOKES

....new homebrew electric guitar....Styx

Started by R3R, 8th August 2010 04:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

24.7, african, ash, australian, body, bridge, cool, dimarzio, electric, figured, finish, flat, fretboard, gates, guitar, guitarstyx, homebrew, lbs, mountain, neck, ozs, p/u, pearly, polished, radius, rails, rod, scale, ssfrets, weight

Replies: 24
Views: 6,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 11:54 PM; by Shedhand

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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Footballer's woes.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2009 06:46 PM

ago, allan, arrived, ball, chap, circumstances, distraught, final, football, footballer, footballers, forward, front, gates, goal, grand, kicked, marked, minute, pearly, peter, play, replied, rules, slipped, team, ten, top, win, woes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2009 06:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Pearly Gates

Started by wheelinround, 18th August 2009 09:23 AM

#$%$@, ago, approached, bike, bikie, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, outback, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, yas, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 09:23 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Hands of time

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:13 PM

belonged, ceiling, clock, clocks, earth, entered, fan, fascinated, forward, george, hand, hands, jesus, kevin, lie, lied, life, means, met, move, moved, office, pearly, peter, rudds, theresa, time, told, wall, washingtons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 06:18 PM; by Big Shed

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WOODIES JOKES

Pearly Gates 1

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM

abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Pearly Gates 2

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:36 PM

####, ago, approached, bike, bikie, cattle, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, ya’s, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:41 PM; by rotten_66

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WOODIES JOKES

Clocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 05:08 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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WOODIES JOKES

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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WOODIES JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

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WOODIES JOKES

True Story

Started by artme, 14th November 2007 02:01 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 5,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:04 AM; by astrid

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A Woodies Yarn

Three wise men at Xmas

Started by Ashore, 29th November 2007 12:15 AM

allan, barry, bells, candle, car, carols, checked, christmas, church, fron, gates, guys, keys, men, munruben, noel, pair, panties, pearly, peter, pockets, relation, replied, represent, ringing, set, shook, symbol, wise, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:47 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM

ascends, deathbed, demise, ear, enter, envelope, gates, hand, hands, heaven, luci, luciano, lucianos, meeting, owe, passes, pavarotti, pavarottis, pearly, peter, pope, reads, saint, slips, tener, visits, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 09:23 PM; by pawnhead

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WOODIES JOKES

Pay Back

Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM

arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor

Replies: 1
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 09:46 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

WIP - number 6

Started by old_picker, 8th August 2007 08:49 PM

ash, bit, body, build, choice, choose, chunky, fretboard, gates, gonna, hehehe, idea, irrelevant, joint, minibuckers, mmmm, myrtle, neck, number, pearly, phatcats, pickups, play, pocket, pretty, sandwich, scarf, stewmac, vic, wip

Replies: 3
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 11:24 AM; by old_picker

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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Christmas

Started by Dangermouse, 6th December 2006 10:21 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 03:40 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

old water tanks

Started by Tonyz, 15th September 2006 04:44 PM

20mm, arvo, bend, cheap, cubby, cutting, days, door, duty, edges, friday, gidday, gonna, grand, grinders, heavy, house, iam, ideas, kids, pearly, pipe, plastic, safe, simple, tank, tanks, tonto, water, window

Replies: 7
Views: 2,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 11:36 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Croc Hunter goes to heaven

Started by oldbob13, 13th September 2006 01:28 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 01:51 AM; by leftleg

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WOODIES JOKES

St Peter

Started by Baz, 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall

Replies: 25
Views: 3,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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WOODIES JOKES

Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

The Pearly Gates

Started by outback, 19th August 2004 08:05 PM

appartment, balcony, block, day, entry, explained, fell, fit, fridge, front, gates, grab, ground, handrail, individual, killing, luckily, mad, managed, morning, pearly, peter, raced, rail, reason, requirements, returned, satisfy, unit, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:05 PM; by outback

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WOODIES JOKES

First Xmas Joke for 2003

Started by silentC, 17th November 2003 10:27 AM

2003, bells, carols, christmas, desperately, eyebrow, finally, gates, joke, keys, looked, pair, panties, pass, pearly, peter, pocket, pockets, pulled, raised, reached, replied, saint, searching, set, shook, started, symbolize, womens, xmas

Replies: 3
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2003 08:02 PM; by sean@oz

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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WOODIES JOKES

Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

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WOODIES JOKES

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God himself wants to see you!"

Can't take it With You

A belated Christmas joke

....new homebrew electric guitar....Styx

Footballer's woes.

Cricket joke

Pearly Gates

Hands of time

Pearly Gates 1

Pearly Gates 2

Clocks

Dolly Parton

Last Wish

The Construction Worker

Little boat

Paddy in heaven

True Story

Three wise men at Xmas

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Pay Back

WIP - number 6

Christmas

old water tanks

Croc Hunter goes to heaven

St Peter

Heaven

Alabama Farmer

The Pearly Gates

First Xmas Joke for 2003

Lawyers

Heaven