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Yet Another Scam

Started by Ozkaban, 4th December 2009 10:53 AM

agent, amount, blah, car, card, coming, credit, easier, easy, email, fruition, harm, heard, matter, money, pass, pay, paypal, pick, police, pretty, received, referred, replied, scam, selling, service@paypal.com.au, spot, union, western

Replies: 1
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 11:49 AM; by TP1

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everyone thinks they are senile.

Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM

andy, armored, attic, bag, beginning, canvassing, car, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, money, neighborhood, officer, officers, outta, pardon, partner, police, sally, school, senile, story, thinks, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Ray's night out

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM

6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:48 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Blonde joke #3

Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 11:09 AM

act, blonde, expect, guys, huff, joke, license, nicely, officer, police, replied, speeding, stops, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 11:09 AM; by Rum Pig

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WOODIES JOKES

Traffic noise!

Started by snowyskiesau, 20th September 2009 10:51 AM

1230, 600am, 800, amazing, apparent, apparently, barricades, bunnings, car, closed, couple, festival, found, hours, knowing, lack, morning, noise, police, precise, reason, road, running, sydney, traffic, walked, wandered, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2009 02:40 PM; by wheelinround

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Melbourne Police

Started by Metal Head, 1st September 2009 08:51 PM

“cycle, announce, assure, blitz, blitz”, catch, connected, contact, country, couple, courtesy, finding, force, funny, g5j5j7jj6, hack, hear, incident, jay, lady, lot, melbourne, ordinary, past, police, respect, situation, speak, tram, walking”

Replies: 14
Views: 2,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 05:37 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Bureaucracy gone mad?

Started by Woodwould, 26th August 2009 04:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acquire, ago, australian, bureaucracy, club, completely, concerted, country, daunting, dealer, effort, enquires, facsimile, flintlock, friend, gun, import, informed, lengthy, mad, means, out-of-date, permits, police, puff-bang, rails, requiring, response, unreasonable, unwieldy

Replies: 24
Views: 4,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 09:21 PM; by weaver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Can Swerving Avoid Speed Camera Capture?

Started by Metal Head, 11th August 2009 01:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aka, avoid, avoided, bend, bends, blue, camera, capture, car, catch, cheers, deviating, dizzyd, fine, fine2tsupdoh, hill/mountain, leading, line, melbourne, northern, personnel, police, sick, speed, speeding, steep, straight, suburbs, swerving

Replies: 28
Views: 2,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2009 10:16 PM; by Chris Parks

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

What would you do - one for the lawyers

Started by Calm, 15th July 2009 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, ago, ascertain, cheers, comments, contacted, court, details, estate, executor, family, farm, forget, lawyers, left, machinery, matter, person, persons, police, policeman, property, prove, rang, rego, rings, solicitor, stuff, told, weeks

Replies: 24
Views: 2,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:41 PM; by Calm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Tomato Garden !!

Started by gawdelpus, 16th June 2009 07:54 AM

a.m, agents, apologized, arrived, bodies, circumstances, day, days, dear, dig, dug, entire, fbi, finding, garden, left, letter, love, morning, papa, plant, plot, police, pop, received, son, tomaro, tomato, tomatoes, vinnie

Replies: 0
Views: 957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 07:54 AM; by gawdelpus

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WOODIES JOKES

Confused Stress with my painter.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th June 2009 11:10 PM

brush, call, collect, confused, day, days, drove, fair, happened, hour, law, leave, mark, painter, pay, police, pretended, pretty, read, renovateforum.com, screeching, speeding, stuff, sue, thread, threatened, told, total, tyres, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Police dumping rubbish, what do I do?

Started by glenn k, 19th April 2009 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

block, bloke, carting, checked, cleaning, cops, destroyed, dope, dropped, dumped, dumping, factory, found, friend, living, loaded, plants, plaster, police, question, raided, removing, rubbish, stuff, suburban, tells, tip, tipper, tippers, uncommon

Replies: 15
Views: 4,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2009 07:58 PM; by glenn k

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MY RURAL BLOCK

Breastfeeding Mum - Over The Limit

Started by Metal Head, 5th April 2009 09:43 PM

actions, alice, allegedly, belief, breastfeeding, breath, car, charged, child, concept, defies, driving, drunk, failing, gap, limit, mum, people, police, provide, pulled, responsibility, run, safety, sample, spokeswoman, springs, unable, wheel, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 09:43 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Don't mess with "oldies"

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd April 2009 10:11 PM

ago, burglars, called, caught, counted, garden, george, helicopter, hung, laugh, light, live, love, mess, oldies, people, phillips, phone, phoned, police, policemen, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, swat, true, worry

Replies: 3
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 02:01 PM; by Old farmer

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WOODIES JOKES

New South Wales issues new criminal penalties for reckless boating

Started by Mark Bowdidge, 28th March 2009 10:25 AM

boat, boating, criminal, disqualified, effect, found, include, increased, issues, licence, marine, maritime, maximum, nsw, on-water, operating, penalties, penalty, police, reckless, reforms, regulations, rules, safety, south, tripodi, tripoldi, vessel, wales, water

Replies: 3
Views: 2,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2009 11:49 AM; by b.o.a.t.

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MISC BOAT RELATED STUFF

Eternal youth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2009 11:55 AM

1843, 1896, 1944, allan, caught, charged, eternal, jailed, john, munruben, pills, police, previously, pulled, recently, selling, subsequently, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 11:55 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Ice Cream Vendor

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:34 AM

covered, cream, dead, floor, found, hundreds, ice, local, morning, police, sauce, strawberry, thousands, topped, van, vendor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2008 02:27 PM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

Stuff just laying around

Started by WillBrook, 15th November 2008 03:54 PM

2.4m, box, couple, cut, decided, father, figured, finding, gum, hands, happy, laws, laying, log, logs, lying, pieces, pile, police, pretty, red, resultsu, saved, shoulder, spare, stuff, time, tree, week, yellow

Replies: 4
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 01:17 PM; by Sigidi

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Verrrry sneaky.

Started by RETIRED, 5th October 2008 01:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

access, australian, beemer, bikes, expect, falcon, gear, highway, house, island, judging, live, main, melbourne, moment, nicely, people, philip, phillip, police, pulled, series, sneaky, times, travelling, ute, verrrry, weekend

Replies: 18
Views: 3,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 09:43 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

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WOODIES JOKES

Big Undies Sale - the joke that started it all.

Started by Calm, 24th August 2008 11:30 AM

102.3, 3ba, affair, ballarat, big, block, board, cheers, comedian, current, explain, flat, flats, funny, guess, heard, home, joke, ladies, laugh, listening, lived, notice, police, radio, sale, saturday, started, undies, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 08:10 PM; by Stuart

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WOODIES JOKES

Hi from a pom!

Started by Bri_ov_cop, 14th August 2008 10:34 PM

advice, bit, contribute, cop, experience, forums, head, holly, hope, hoping, joined, live, police, pom, question, username, wood

Replies: 9
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 11:13 PM; by joe greiner

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Burglars

Started by Groggy, 29th July 2008 07:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

000, burglars, call, cameras, checking, club, degrees, enjoyed, hate, limping, lookout, neighbours, photo, pity, police, road, roof, rotties, scare, sliding, snack, sound, spoke, thieves, tiles, time, trot, video, window, yard

Replies: 36
Views: 4,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 10:49 AM; by GekoMan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Birdsville & Back, Lightning Ridge Police Bush Safari Invite 28th Sept 2008

Started by mmartinez, 24th July 2008 09:00 AM

2008, 28th, ambulance, birdsville, bush, charleville, cultural, famous, fired, forward, heritage, historic, http://www.lrpbs.org.au, infrastructure, innamincka, invite, lightning, miss, nights, outback, police, ridge, route, safari, sept, ses, town, website;, winton, www.lrpbs.org.au

Replies: 3
Views: 2,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2008 06:53 PM; by Wild Dingo

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MOTOR HOMES, CARAVANS & CAMPING

To buy or not to buy ....

Started by Rossluck, 25th July 2008 07:01 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 07:12 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Great White Shark

Started by Metal Head, 18th July 2008 07:47 PM

2003, birkdale, britain, british, collection, driving, fine, golf, golfer, great, greg, guidelines, hand-held, held, incident, jail, media, message, mobile, norman, offenders, outlawed, overnight, police, policeman, shark, teed, told, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:43 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Speed Bump

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2008 09:58 AM

australian, bump, forces, police, speed, spikes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 11:10 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
MOTOR VEHICLES

The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM

bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Crazy little joke

Started by munruben, 15th June 2008 09:41 AM

crazy, escaped, gaol, heard, joke, medium, midget, police, psychic

Replies: 1
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 08:26 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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WOODIES JOKES

Table Top Police Needed

Started by Cruzi, 3rd June 2008 12:16 PM

axis, base, bit, breadboard, built, buttons, concerned, expect, extend, fair, final, fix, fixing, inlay, lighter, method, movement, needed, pattern, picked, pictures, pieces, police, question, slots, table, top, trench, trouble, wood

Replies: 14
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 01:03 AM; by ian

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Darling My Chips Smell Like.......

Started by Metal Head, 25th May 2008 06:42 PM

arrested, attempted, battles, cent, chips, cooking, country, crisis, darling, day, dinner, discovered, duped, economic, inflation, mining, mudzingwa, oil, police, preparing, remember, repeat, reported, short, smell, supply, town, unemployment, victim, zimbabwe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 06:42 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

School 1977 vs. School 2007

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:38 PM

1977, 2007, banned, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, confiscated, core, curriculum, dad, english, fails, jeffrey, johnny, mark, mary, mohammed, mowing, police, prison, psychologist, removed, scenario, school, teacher, video

Replies: 12
Views: 2,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:10 PM; by Poppa

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WOODIES JOKES

Police dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 02:49 PM

allan, bilingual, calendar, completing, condition, difficulty, dog, firstly, highly, interview, john, looked, meow, months, munruben, obstacle, officer, physical, police, poodle, qualified, romped, station, stole, stress, test, testing, tests, type, vacancy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 07:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan The Tappet-head

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st March 2008 10:31 AM

100, 2cv, allan, attention, bout, caught, chase, citroen, cop, eventually, feeling, fired, frisky, hospital, i.d, laps, metres, nurses, police, received, replied, souped-up, tappet-head, tappethead, town, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 10:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Perjury

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th March 2008 11:37 AM

age, allan, blonde, coffee, cold, complained, court, day, days, earth, elderly, exclaimed, feed, friends, fronted, gaol, guilty, john, magistrate, meet, park, perjury, pleaded, police, pretty, proud, raped, replied, shop, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Theatre-in-the-park

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2008 03:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 03:37 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Tassie Elm

Started by wheelinround, 28th February 2008 05:04 PM

aboriginal, article, bird, chainsaw, chopping, costs, court, cut, cutting, decided, elm, english, franklin, hanging, heard, hobart, including, led, paxton, people, police, protest, public, represented, square, steve, tassie, time, told, tree

Replies: 9
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 05:36 PM; by wayfarer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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WOODIES JOKES

cops

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:23 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Scams

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2008 11:28 AM

black, book, business, competition, computer, consumer, date, designed, details, dyson, fraud, giving, global, hand, holiday, hot, issued, lucrative, mass, nsw, offer, people, personal, police, scam, scams, supt, trick, users, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 10:12 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Cop this one

Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2008 10:51 PM

broke, cop, detectives, headquarters, police, stole, toilets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 11:38 PM; by scooter

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WOODIES JOKES

Party Boy was to become a Carpenter

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2008 01:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agent, attracted, australian, boy, building, carpenter, corey, damage, delaney, home, hoped, host, manager, markson, max, paid, parents, party, people, police, practice, pro, publicity, secret, site, teenager, time, unrepentant, world-wide, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 3,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 08:54 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Speeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 10:19 PM; by Tonyz

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WOODIES JOKES

Police harrassment

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 08:08 PM

books, california, cars, codes, cop, cops, couple, day, driving, fast, focus, folks, guy, harass, harassed, harassing, harassment, harrassment, officer, people, person, police, reason, running, shift, single, special, time, town, traffic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:56 AM; by Eli

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WOODIES JOKES

Spirit Levels can kill

Started by wheelinround, 4th January 2008 08:43 AM

33-year-old, 57-year-old, argument, auburn, bizarre, campsie, carefull, fight, fled, handle, incident, intervened, kill, left, level, levels, motorway, offender, passenger, police, roadside, scene, south-west, spirit, stabbed, stranded, sydneys, time, van, victim

Replies: 5
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 06:10 PM; by againstthegrain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Wouldn't we all like to do this

Started by Calm, 4th January 2008 09:30 AM

acted, asio, assessment, behaviour, bit, breath, car, condition, counts, court, defence, disqualified, driving, fwy, heard, joke, lawyer, local, past, person, police, psychiatric, situation, sound-thinking, station, test, told, waved, western, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:21 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

portable ticknesser

Started by fubar, 13th December 2007 12:37 PM

$1200, $800, ,got, 735, advice, advise, buy, carbatec, dh330, folks, gday, heavy, looked, metabo, mixed, model, nice, ohs, police, portability, portable, reviews, site, size, spend, sugest, thicknesser, ticknesser, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 3,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 12:13 AM; by fubar

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

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