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While in the pub tonight !!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2014 10:26 PM

amid, bandied, beer, church, coming, drinking, fast, flying, googled, home, http://www.venganza.org, jokes, laughter, lots, mind, names, people, policeman, pub, publican, real, round, spaghetti, spoof, stop, telling, tonight, town, true, weird

Replies: 8
Views: 1,817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2014 08:16 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A new Drill Deck

Started by FenceFurniture, 5th February 2014 09:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500kgs, adjusted, adjustment, apparently, arc, base, bit, changing, clamp, clamping, cockups, counts, deck, drill, fence, force, immensely, love, oil, parabolic, pivot, policeman, quick, quickly, recovery, slip, spot, strong, track, white

Replies: 26
Views: 3,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2014 09:18 AM; by FenceFurniture

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HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

Dumb Cop

Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM

car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

The Birthday?

Started by issatree, 19th June 2010 01:16 AM

12th, 25th, birth, birthday, date, heard, issatree, joke, officer, policeman, pulls, sir

Replies: 1
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 10:31 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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WOODIES JOKES

Careful who you push around!!!

Started by Rodgera, 26th January 2010 09:02 AM

400, 900, burly, careful, commotion, correct, door, dusted, finally, free, front, happening, hear, line, mans, morning, nerve, people, policeman, push, pushed, reacted, rushed, shoving, stepped, store, story, time, times, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 09:02 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Ray's night out

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM

6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:48 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

What would you do - one for the lawyers

Started by Calm, 15th July 2009 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, ago, ascertain, cheers, comments, contacted, court, details, estate, executor, family, farm, forget, lawyers, left, machinery, matter, person, persons, police, policeman, property, prove, rang, rego, rings, solicitor, stuff, told, weeks

Replies: 24
Views: 2,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:41 PM; by Calm

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Officer's First Patrol

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM

act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2009 02:54 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

slow humour

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 06:43 PM

bed, car, customizing, doctor, double, drives, finally, granada, guy, harry, hey, humour, immediately, job, larry, light, picks, policeman, pulls, remember, rolls, shop, slow, takes, weeks, wife, window, windows, yeah, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 06:43 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

The Great White Shark

Started by Metal Head, 18th July 2008 07:47 PM

2003, birkdale, britain, british, collection, driving, fine, golf, golfer, great, greg, guidelines, hand-held, held, incident, jail, media, message, mobile, norman, offenders, outlawed, overnight, police, policeman, shark, teed, told, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:43 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

Unfair dismissal?

Started by jerryc, 24th April 2008 02:33 PM

brothel, building, decide, decides, dismissal, english, forced, investigate, jerry, left, paper, policeman, prostitute, resign, sex, unfair, war

Replies: 7
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 01:11 AM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Car accident

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:20 PM

accident, allan, approached, arm, calendar, car, concerned, driver, drivers, entire, found, looked, mercedes, months, policeman, poor, ripped, rolex, scene, sir, stole, taking, yelled, yuppie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 09:29 PM; by malb

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WOODIES JOKES

lost

Started by underfoot, 28th March 2008 03:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 03:59 PM; by underfoot

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WOODIES JOKES

Policeman's Ball

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st February 2008 09:41 PM

allan, ball, buy, dance, guy, love, policeman, policemans, raffle, replied, ticket

Replies: 2
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 10:57 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Don't drive with little old ladies.

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM

car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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WOODIES JOKES

A couple of hours in the cave this arvo

Started by Froggie40, 11th August 2007 08:24 PM

addicts, arvo, barons, busiest, business, cave, chrome, couple, finally, froggie, gday, hours, local, natural, pens, policeman, python, skin, starting, week

Replies: 12
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:46 PM; by ScrollZilla

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Peter Costello

Started by munruben, 17th July 2007 12:18 PM

budget, canberra, car, coming, cop, costello, donations, douse, drives, feel, guy, halt, honour, light, litres, lot, mister, normal, noticed, people, peter, petrol, policeman, promises, replied, road, set, siphoning, traffic, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2007 01:04 AM; by bsrlee

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WOODIES JOKES

an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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WOODIES JOKES

Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 1,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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WOODIES JOKES

Meteor (maybe a UFO) yesterday afternoon

Started by MurrayD99, 13th September 2006 01:37 PM

80kms, afternoon, aliens, anymore, australian, channels, disintegrated, fighter, guess, hanmer, heard, home, house, local, low-flying, meteor, news, observed, pam, policeman, questioning, reports, road, sheep, springs, told, ufo, worry, worse, yesterday

Replies: 14
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2006 10:50 AM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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WOODIES JOKES

Policeman testifies in court

Started by fred.n, 5th August 2006 07:01 PM

called, change, clothes, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, erupted, fellow, hell, laughter, life, lock, locker, offender, officer, officers, policeman, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, stand, testifies, trust, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 02:58 AM; by bookend

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WOODIES JOKES

Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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WOODIES JOKES

Revenge can be sweet

Started by Kev Y., 3rd February 2006 10:24 PM

$800.00, 14.35, 16th, 2006, bag, camera, car, cop, date, digital, fine, finishes, hi-visibility, highway, inspector, issues, january, leaving, photographs, police, policeman, proceeds, revenge, sweet, time, traffic, vehicle, vest, wearing, workcover

Replies: 6
Views: 2,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 03:12 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

Slight misunderstanding there

Started by Breslauer, 3rd August 2005 07:30 AM

ahead, bar, beef, bread, bred, cowboy, cowboys, dog, fed, heat, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, misunderstanding, mornin, out;, policedog, policeman, redneck, riding, sex, shade, slight, tied, town, tree, understand, understand;, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 10:55 PM; by ozwinner

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WOODIES JOKES

LAst Rites

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 05:46 PM

age, agrees, avenue, brings, catholic, checks, church, comfort, crowd, dying, friday, gasps, gathers, injured, kneels, lay, leans, listen, litany, living, marys, night, octogenarian, policeman, priest, rites, sidewalk, solemn, spectators, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 05:46 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

I've lost my dad

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 05:10 PM

beer, boy, cool, dad, lost, policeman, replied, son, women, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2004 05:10 PM; by DaveInOz

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WOODIES JOKES

Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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WOODIES JOKES

Redneck cowboy

Started by multinut, 31st December 2003 09:34 AM

ahead, answers;, bar, beef, beer, blistering, bread, bred, cold, cowboy, dog, finally, head, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, morning, police-dog, policeman, redneck, says;, sex, shade, shakes, tied, ties, town, tree, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2003 05:58 PM; by Tonyz

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WOODIES JOKES

Carey jokes

Started by johna, 23rd March 2002 09:50 PM

70%, @#$%, @#$%ing, car, carey, cars, collected, collection, contract, footy, hate, home, jokes, litres, million, noticing, officer, people, policeman, sex, siphoning, stalled, stuck, taking, traffic, usual, walking, wayne, word, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2002 05:17 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

lawyer joke

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM

absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

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While in the pub tonight !!!!!

A new Drill Deck

Dumb Cop

Five little old ladies

Sometimes I Wonder.....

The Birthday?

Good - Better - Best

Careful who you push around!!!

Ray's night out

What would you do - one for the lawyers

Officer's First Patrol

slow humour

The Great White Shark

Lawyers

Worried Employer

Barry and the policeman

Unfair dismissal?

Car accident

lost

Policeman's Ball

Don't drive with little old ladies.

A couple of hours in the cave this arvo

Peter Costello

an oldie but a goodie

Quality NZ Police

Meteor (maybe a UFO) yesterday afternoon

Speeding Excuse

Policeman testifies in court

Speeding excuse

Revenge can be sweet

Slight misunderstanding there

LAst Rites

I've lost my dad

Have a nice day

Redneck cowboy

Carey jokes

lawyer joke