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"Wadkin " A poem by the High Priest

Started by jgforsberg, 23rd January 2018 02:12 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2018 12:40 PM; by auscab

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ANTIQUE AND VINTAGE MACHINERY

The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

Fisherman's Priest

Started by Dalboy, 5th February 2014 01:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2010, 302976302977302978, beech, decent, decided, fisherman, fishermans, fun, half, laying, length, odd, owned, priest, red, rings, robert, sapele, scraps, sorby, spiral, spiraling, stained, texturing, tool, wood

Replies: 25
Views: 3,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2014 11:18 AM; by coffenup

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

On Golden Phone

Started by John Saxton, 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM

america, american, aussie, australia, australians, call, church, churches, decided, direct, england, europe, god, golden, heaven, japan, line, orlando, phone, priest, proud, read, sign, smiling, talk, telephone, told, travelled, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

The Road to Destruction

Started by Carry Pine, 18th December 2013 08:31 PM

angican, bridge, car, crash, destruction, erect, goodie, hear, leads, local, mighty, minister, oldie, parish, past, priest, road, sign, ulster

Replies: 0
Views: 891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:31 PM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

Candle

Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Turpentine vs. Holy Water

Started by Woodwould, 18th April 2011 11:40 AM

ar5e, baby, boy, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rise, rub, shell, sitting, sonny, tummy, turpentine, turps, watching, water, water;, womans, world, world;

Replies: 9
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2011 11:09 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

The confessional

Started by ryanclan, 29th December 2010 04:24 PM

,but, admit, bar, blond, bloody, box, buxom, catholic, church, cofessional, confession, confessional, equipped, forgive, guiness, hears, idiot, inviting, oof, ooooooooooo, pictures, pornographic, priest, replies, shelf, tap, time, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2010 07:37 PM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

50th anniversary

Started by groverwa, 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM

25th, 50th, amazing, anniversary, assembled, besta, giuseppe, gonna, husbands, inspiration, italy, iva, marriage, money, nicea, pick, planning, priest, proudly, replied, responded, seminars, session, spenda, stay, tooka, treat, week, weekly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM; by groverwa

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WOODIES JOKES

Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Five Pairs of Twins

Started by joe greiner, 8th October 2009 09:16 PM

anecdotal, anton, astonished, capri, cheers, children, couple, father, google, history, home, house, inquiry, joe, lady, modest, overflowing, pairs, parish, physics, priest, quanta, replied, replies, reply, ten;, tour, twins, village, visits

Replies: 0
Views: 855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:16 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Little Johnny and his turpentine

Started by Woodwould, 17th September 2009 03:22 PM

4rse, baby, belly, bottle, boy, bubbles, called, cats, davidson, footpath, harley, healthy, holy, johnny, liquid, pass, powerful, pregnant, priest, replied, rub, shaking, shell, sitting, turpentine, watching, water, womans, world, world;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:54 PM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

New Project

Started by castle, 9th November 2008 09:37 AM

abit, bit, brothers, bush, castle, cheers, coast, deliver, fisho, gidyea, hard, heavy, lathe, mackeral, pictures, pole, post, priest, project, request, rites, running, size, split, suitable, thumpers, til, timber, west

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2008 11:32 AM; by fubar

Forum:
GREEN WOODWORKING

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan in church

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:31 AM

allan, answer, capital, chapel, china, church, exami, god, inquired, moscow, pray, priest, sheet, son, written, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:31 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Priest's Retirement

Started by Baz, 5th September 2008 07:28 PM

affair, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, honor, illegal, immediately, late, learned, loving, moral, parish, people, person, politician, presentation, priest, retirement, sister, stolen, talk, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 02:47 PM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

Wheelin confesses

Started by munruben, 4th September 2008 01:06 PM

accept, chicken, confesses, confession, father, home, offer, pet, priest, priestthen, refuses, sin, son, stole, stolen, wheelin, wheelinround

Replies: 3
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2008 09:12 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Catholic horses

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2008 11:42 AM

awaited, bet, blessed, blessing, bye, catholic, cent, day, dumbfounded, forehead, hooves, horse, horses, lining, lost, mitch, nag, observed, owned, priest, priests, race, savings, shot, stepped, track, true, watched, winner, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 11:42 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

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WOODIES JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

for golfers

Started by whitewood, 12th June 2008 08:11 AM

anytime, aussie, businessman, catholic, chinse, clubhouse, doctor, donate, fell, fire, fire-fighters, free, george, golfers, greens, honour, indian, keeper, moment, play, prayer, priest, replied, sad, silent, slow, special, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 10:30 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

Wheelinrounds speech

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:15 PM

apologies, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, girlfriend, honor, illegal, immediately, late, local, loving, parish, people, person, priest, speech, stolen, talk, tribute, wheelinround, wheelinrounds, wife;

Replies: 2
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:08 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

The End Is Near

Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2008 08:28 PM

bridge, car, clergyman, curve, driver, end, heard, hold, holding, late, leave, local, nuts, passing, pastor, planned, priest, religious, road, sign, sped, splash, stood, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:28 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

10we, 11when, ass, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, sip, slew, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

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WOODIES JOKES

Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Another drunk

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM

ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Another bad pun

Started by Incoming!, 10th February 2008 12:13 PM

accepted, bad, benefitting, bit, boomed, business, church, claude, claudes, dame, gratefully, hoh, house, hutch, inspect, jean, juicier, land, lords, notre, offer, offered, plight, premises, priest, pun, rabbits, replied, tastier, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:49 AM; by Outbackrr

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WOODIES JOKES

Italian War Hero

Started by Wood Butcher, 5th February 2008 05:08 PM

actions, circumstances, confession, danger, door, easily, elderly, father, flesh, forgiven, happened, hero, hide, italian, load, local, mind, people, priest, question, sexual, slid, son, succumb, sundays, times, urgently, war, weakness, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:55 PM; by dazzler

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WOODIES JOKES

Priestly thoughts!!!!

Started by Rodgera, 19th January 2008 10:13 PM

alright, arriving, convent, habit, kiss, nun, priest, priestly, replies, thoughts, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 10:24 PM; by nev25

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WOODIES JOKES

Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Vodka & the priest

Started by MICKYG, 31st December 2007 02:12 PM

10we, 11when, 9when, ass, body.”, bread, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, don’t, eat, glass, hit, jesus, knocked, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, stoned, sunday, supper, vodka, “big, “take

Replies: 1
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 02:40 PM; by scooter

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WOODIES JOKES

Its Dark in here

Started by nev25, 24th November 2007 05:02 PM

$3000, $750, ball, booth, boots, boy, church, closes, confess, confession, cost, cupboard, dark, door, father, football, friends, game, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, soccer, sold, start, terrible

Replies: 1
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 06:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Father Allan

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Passed away...

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:22 PM

bothering, clancy, dear, father, gun, husband, mary, morning, news, night, ogrady, passed, priest, requests, service, shes, sunday, tears, terrible, “he

Replies: 1
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

three holy men and a bear

Started by Dangermouse, 30th October 2007 01:05 PM

arm, bear, bob, body, brothers, casts, claimed, day, drip, fire-and-brimstone, found, gentle, hill, holy, ivs, lamb, legs, looked, men, oratory, preach, priest, quickly, rabbi, read, spoke, sprinkle, week, wheelchair, woods

Replies: 2
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 09:15 PM; by pawnhead

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WOODIES JOKES

5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

Occupational hazzard

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 05:15 AM

beginning, cassock, coming, darling, dress, fire, hazzard, incense, love, occupational, ornate, pot, priest, proceed, purse, ready, service, shoulder, smoke, surplice, swinging, touched, vested, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 05:15 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Catholic drunk

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th November 2006 06:10 PM

attention, booth, catholic, church, confessional, continues, coughs, drunk, enters, finally, knockin, mumbles, paper, pounds, priest, sit, sits, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 06:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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WOODIES JOKES

Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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WOODIES JOKES

Stories from the confessional

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM

bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:27 AM; by Eddie Jones

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WOODIES JOKES

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