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Road hogs

Started by A Duke, 29th May 2013 10:30 PM

####, #######, country, cruising, draw, force, hit, hogs, hoons, lady, level, middle, past, piece, pigs, road, roaring, screamed, screams

Replies: 0
Views: 897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2013 10:30 PM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

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WOODIES JOKES

Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Weld size

Started by captain_caveman, 29th October 2010 02:31 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11mmleg, 12mm, appreciated, buy, caveman, confused, dispute, fillet, gauges, gday, irate, issue, leg, length, mig, plate, push, screamed, size, tafe, teacher, tells, ticket, vertical, weld, welds, wondering

Replies: 18
Views: 4,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2010 10:52 PM; by old_fella

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WELDING

Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

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WOODIES JOKES

Nag Nag Nag

Started by bookend, 27th November 2009 02:25 AM

answered, bath, client, day, door, execution, feet, finally, granted, hanged, hanging, home, husbands, james, love, nag, news, phone, rang, realizing, screamed, stairs, stay, stop, terrible, told, tonight, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 2
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 07:12 AM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

Whats this stanley 8 worth ?

Started by JDarvall, 7th June 2009 06:50 PM

bailey, bucks, chipped, dealers, excepting, handle, light, lucky, markets, paid, pretty, rust, screamed, stanley, tip, type, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 2,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2009 08:15 AM; by Virgil

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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WOODIES JOKES

The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Demonic Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 18th June 2008 11:02 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, decisions, demonic, dressed, evil, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, picture, quiet, residential, riding, screamed, squirrel, stop, t-shirt, time, torn, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 10:55 PM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

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WOODIES JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 11:29 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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WOODIES JOKES

NEVER tick off a woman

Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2008 02:57 PM

annoyed, bed, borne, cut, eye, fire, gleam, hack, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, nope, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, set, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, tick, time, tool, wife, woman, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:50 PM; by mcarthur

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WOODIES JOKES

Meet Fishy

Started by Matt88s, 2nd January 2008 05:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahead, appearance, brittle, carved, cheers, chickened, detail, doodad, fingure, finished, fins, fish, fishy, grain, hard, matthew, meet, neat, neatsfoot, oil, piece, quit, scalely, screamed, snakewood, wood

Replies: 18
Views: 2,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 06:47 AM; by Matt88s

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WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

I think I might need a new lathe bench...

Started by Wild Dingo, 25th December 2007 02:43 AM

baby, bench, bit, black, button, center, coffee, dial, dog, door, finally, fine, floor, lathe, lump, round, roundish, screamed, sittin, slowly, sorta, steel, timber, touch, wandered, wanna, wee, wobbling, wood, yer

Replies: 11
Views: 2,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 03:33 PM; by OGYT

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Yellow 24

Started by Stevenp, 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM

bingo, bloody, called, caller, card, corners, earth, grid, hell, home, house, line, luckiest, lucky, nasty, national, news, raffle, screamed, son, stage, virus, win, wins, won, yellow, £1000, £320, £35

Replies: 0
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM; by Stevenp

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WOODIES JOKES

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

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WOODIES JOKES

Yellow 24

Started by fenderbelly, 6th October 2007 12:22 AM

$3200, bingo, caller, calling, calls, checks, corners-prize, doc, doctors, grand, grid, grid-, home, house, line, lucky, mate, met, national, raffle, saysson, screamed, stage, wins, won, woodie, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 12:22 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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WOODIES JOKES

Prang

Started by Shedhand, 3rd August 2007 06:10 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 06:11 PM; by Gra

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WOODIES JOKES

Nag Nag Nag

Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:18 PM

answered, bath, client, crying, day, decided, door, execution, finally, granted, hanging, home, husbands, nag, phone, predictable, rang, realizing, rear, remarks, sarcastic, screamed, stay, stop, told, tonight, upstairs, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 5
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 05:10 PM; by Wongo

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WOODIES JOKES

vampire blood

Started by durwood, 13th June 2006 11:43 PM

bat, bats, blood, cave, excitedly, finally, flapping, forest, frenzy, fresh, hanging, hassling, huge, milled, night, oak, parked, persisted, pretty, river, roof, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelt, tongues, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 11:43 PM; by durwood

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WOODIES JOKES

ouch

Started by popawisky, 28th May 2006 12:17 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 12:17 AM; by popawisky

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WOODIES JOKES

Hatched today.

Started by Schtoo, 10th May 2006 01:19 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

3410gm/7.5, 349, agreed, arrive, arrived, beautiful, cleaned, couple, hatched, healthy, idea, lbs, life, minutes, mum, night, noise, obvious, pic, popped, presuasion, pretty, screamed, sleep, staff, started, tad, talking, today, yesterday

Replies: 37
Views: 4,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 09:03 AM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Nanna

Started by Christopha, 1st February 2006 12:07 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 12:39 PM; by Termite

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WOODIES JOKES

Attack Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 7
Views: 1,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM; by doug the slug

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WOODIES JOKES

School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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WOODIES JOKES

who wants to be a milionaire

Started by soundman, 1st June 2005 10:45 PM

answer, appeared, birds, build, correct, cuckoo, dat, final, foockin, friend, host, hung, irish, lifeline, local, lock, mick, milionaire, million, nest, paddy, pause, phone, presenter, question, screamed, sir, told, version, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2005 10:45 PM; by soundman

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WOODIES JOKES

The Vampire bat.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:44 AM

bat, bats, blood, cave, ceiling, covered, excitedly, finally, flapped, flapping, follow, forrest, frenzy, fresh, hassling, hundreds, milled, parked, pretty, river, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelled, started, told, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 5
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 01:07 AM; by Robert WA

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WOODIES JOKES

...............

Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM

$10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound

Replies: 4
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:01 AM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

Revenge

Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 02:02 AM; by vsquizz

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WOODIES JOKES

Spooky

Started by ozwinner, 25th May 2004 07:58 PM

allan, bit, bolted, called, cemetery, cheers, day, decent, gore, gorton, hair, home, it.d, live, looked, manchester, miles, missus, nah, parents, screamed, slowly, spaces, spooky, street, time, voice, walk, wallet’, wasn’t

Replies: 5
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2004 04:22 PM; by Shane Watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The big member - hope you can count

Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM

big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:03 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Bruce

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 09:59 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 12:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Bats

Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 09:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2001 09:58 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Bats

Started by AlexS, 7th November 2000 09:46 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2000 09:46 AM; by AlexS

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WOODIES JOKES

Talking clock

Started by hook, 8th August 2000 11:37 AM

apartment, bash, bedroom, brass, clock, drunk, ear-shattering, f#@king, f#@ks, friends, giving, gong, guests, hammer, late, led, morning, proudly, replied, sake, screamed, suddenly, talking, wall, wanker, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2000 10:00 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

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