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A great gift

Started by SAISAY, 19th September 2012 07:29 AM

ages, approve, arch, balance, bought, brace, called, cares, cheers, covered, found, gift, great, herman, hope, house, hurting, lay, leg, monster, night, orthopedist, rubber, saisay, screaming, sole, straight, thick, time, walk

Replies: 9
Views: 19,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2017 05:05 PM; by mummatoni

Forum:
WOODWORKERS WITH DISABILITIES

The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My absolutely NO WIP at all - Workbench

Started by Barterbuilt, 4th May 2013 09:46 AM

absolutely, andrew266251266252266253, auction, bucks, carpenter, cheers, colour, crush, day, decent, favourite, feet, found, guess, hardwood, heap, hobby, hope, meo, painting, red, resist, screaming, search, tools, vice, wip, woodworking, workbench, worse

Replies: 9
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2013 12:48 PM; by pmcgee

Forum:
THE WORK BENCH

Carry on Screaming

Started by jimbur, 24th January 2013 05:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

authorities, ball, button, carry, clamp, goodness, hit, mute, players, scream/shriek, screaming, tennis

Replies: 28
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 08:47 PM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Yew crotch vase

Started by gus3049, 8th November 2012 06:23 AM

239911, airtool, bit, branch, branches, comments, couple, critique, crotch, days, dips, fortunately, free, grabbed, hand, hollowing, moments, pith, radial, rest, rig, screaming, separate, splits, stress, supposed, tool, vase, voids, yew

Replies: 4
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2012 11:27 AM; by powderpost

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2012 11:24 AM

death, die, door, hope, house, leave, painful, replied, screaming, slow, stay, walking, wife, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:22 PM; by Scott

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another drama in Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th June 2012 11:42 AM

allan, closed, crazy, day, departments, drama, dull, earthquake, emergency, fore, freeway, fuel, hour, messages, mobile, moment, mouth, phones, rollover, screaming, services, sirens, time, truck, vents, wallan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 08:23 PM; by issatree

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 28th June 2012 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I love my Mother In Law

Started by Scott, 25th May 2012 10:20 PM

car, happened, law, love, mother, paid, race, racecar, ride, screaming, woman, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2012 05:56 PM; by Scott

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The curse of Sheddie strikes again

Started by Shedhand, 5th April 2012 10:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agonising, carpark, curse, de;artment, dead, dog, dragged, emergency, hand, hid, house, land, left, lord, morphine, nutes, pain, process, rang, river, screaming, sheddie, shoulder, sore, strikes, sucking, swmbo, trippy.dont, weight, wet

Replies: 21
Views: 4,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2012 09:09 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
FISHING

First ever carving....

Started by joez, 22nd May 2011 10:05 AM

2tsup, appreciated, attempt, carving, changing, dust, feedback, final, found, fun, gotta, grain, hand, joez, linseed, lot, love, melunak, oil, peaceful, pics, product, queit, quick, rates, sand, screaming, timber, wipe, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 2,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2011 05:04 PM; by joez

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Bearing grease

Started by sjm, 22nd May 2011 05:59 PM

banshee, bearing, bearings, bike, bottom, bracket, dumb, eventually, grease, headstock, hmm, hubs, idea, learned, lesson, original, people, question, quickly, quiet, re-assembled, re-pack, re-packed, realised, recommend, remove, screaming, started, stupid, wd40

Replies: 9
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2011 07:08 PM; by thompy

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Screaming hose on Dust Extractor

Started by VicPete, 16th October 2010 05:34 PM

absolutely, agi, black, brilliantly, caused, cheers, drum, dust, extractor, flexible, hose, hosequestion, neighbours, noise, pete, pipe----------|saw|, ribbing, screaming, screams, seperator, sep|----------screaming, set, sick, simple, spiralled, time, unit, vac, wondering, |vac|---|drum

Replies: 6
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2010 09:52 AM; by VicPete

Forum:
DUST EXTRACTION

bought some new ear muffs so the screaming wont hurt

Started by eskimo, 8th September 2010 06:59 PM

allu, bad, bench, bought, box, capable, ear, fairly, finally, frank, haunt, hurt, lathe, low, muffs, pics, post, precisely, quiet, round, screaming, sounds, stuff, stuffed, tells, time, tooling, waiting, yep, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2010 06:59 PM; by eskimo

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

New build [by a newbie]

Started by Andrew_Campbell, 26th May 2010 06:59 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

access, bandsaw, blocks, build, charging, destroy, folk, folks, hand, here], laminated, love, major, mess, newbie, perfectly, piece, power, project, question, range, screaming, shed, tools, type, white, wife, wood, wrong, [insert

Replies: 31
Views: 4,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 03:16 PM; by Andrew_Campbell

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Frogs in me S-Bend

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th May 2009 10:40 AM

cable, cam, cheers, daughter, frogs, green, loud, loves, lowering, nuts, pleasant, read, renovateforum.com, s-bend, screaming, stop, suckers, thread, tree, visits, weekends, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2009 10:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 09:25 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Yet another newbie table saw question....

Started by sysiphus, 15th January 2009 01:50 PM

2000, 2708, ballpark, bug, bunny, cheers, diseases, dusty, ebay, fair, grief, isare, lines, makita, moment, nearest, newbie, poking, question, questions, reckon, run, ryobi, screaming, sort, suddenly, table, triton, vicious, woodworking

Replies: 13
Views: 3,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:11 PM; by justinmcf

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

Drafting blokes over 60

Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM

18-year-old, 20-foot, attitudes, blokes, bullet, completing, couple, cranky, day, drafting, enemy, energy, excuse, guys, house, join, military, outrun, rope, screaming, sending, sex, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, wall, waste, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM; by 741Baus

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Instant cure

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th December 2008 10:29 AM

allan, caught, clinic, cure, doctor, fellow, hiccups, hysterical, informed, instant, left, mates, minutes, pregnant, premises, replied, screaming, severe, smith, true, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Assassins Test

Started by rotten_66, 23rd December 2008 01:32 PM

agent, assassins, background, blanks, brow, chair, checks, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, interviews, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, takes, test, testing, wife, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 10:25 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Use glue? Joining new to old and sandpaper grade

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

answer, assuming, bathroom, cheap, corner, firstly, glue, grade, internal, joining, joints, mate, paint, prep, questions, read, reno, rod, sand, sanding, sandpaper, screaming, site, special, stuff, top, type, villa, wall, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

The Extra One

Started by Rodgera, 22nd October 2008 12:23 AM

2tsup, arranged, battery, charged, charger, company-paid, deal, decided, directly, doh, extra, figured, homes, mobile, morning, negotiating, overnight, pause, phone, phones, plugged, power, replace, screaming, sir, suits, upstairs, vodafone, wall, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2008 11:59 PM; by Johncs

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Routing pickup pockets

Started by peterhum, 6th October 2008 06:40 PM

5mm, bit, bush, copy, edge, fender, found, gday, guide, guys, halt, hints, hit, hoping, instrument, jazz, neck, peter, pick, pickup, pickups, pockets, protusions, rounds, router, routing, screaming, snag, style, template

Replies: 10
Views: 2,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 05:36 PM; by peterhum

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Cutlery Chest

Started by Cruzi, 14th July 2008 05:37 PM

aid, ammo, arguement, beautiful, brass, bulk, cabinet, chest, contruction, convert, cutlery, decided, destroy, dovetails, drawers, explained, features, finer, finished, history, inlaid, inspection, lot, original, paint, picked, restoration, screaming, tool, utterly

Replies: 6
Views: 3,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 10:06 PM; by astrid

Forum:
RESTORATION

So, how do ya go about trapping a black panther ?

Started by JDarvall, 16th September 2007 08:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ant, black, captured, convince, daughter, definetly, earn, expert, grand, horny, house, koala, managed, panther, panthers, people, running, scaring, screaming, serious, shes, somethings, sounds, storys, tail, trap, trapping, travel, true, uno

Replies: 35
Views: 21,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2008 01:08 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Amazing Flying Story

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM

amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o

Replies: 7
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM; by BobL

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Ginger Cat Day

Started by watson, 16th April 2008 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arms, blood, car, carrier, cat, cats, child, day, details, door, drive, free, ginger, gloves, hit, hole, ignition, keys, lock, mess, minutes, reach, receptionist, screaming, shirt, times, told, top, trip, vet

Replies: 34
Views: 4,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:18 AM; by billym

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

David in the antique shop

Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM

2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Handle Design -- Help!

Started by RufflyRustic, 19th October 2007 05:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attachment, black, box, cheers, cut, design, draw, figure, figured, finding, flat, front, half, handle, handles, idea, incorporate, latch, lattice, lengthways, lid, lift, officialy, properly, screaming, slowly, sort, spirals, stuck, wendy

Replies: 21
Views: 3,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 07:56 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
BOX MAKING

Numb

Started by Matt88s, 16th August 2007 04:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, calm, care, committing, control, depressed, drink, eat, enjoy, feel, feeling, feelings, fix, fixing, job, lack, matter, mentally, numb, panic, pressure, pretty, screaming, sort, strange, suicidal, suicide, total, type, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 3,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:08 PM; by astrid

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Auto switch for dust extraction

Started by corbs, 10th January 2007 02:18 PM

adaptor, auto, cleaner, corbs, couple, cutting, double, dust, extraction, finish, forgetting, gear, helps, hope, kill, kit, months, obvious, plug, posting, power, run, saw/router, screaming, sheds, standard, starts, switch, triton, vacuum

Replies: 13
Views: 11,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2007 09:41 PM; by Pusser

Forum:
DUST EXTRACTION

Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cannister

Started by thefixer, 22nd July 2007 10:05 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 09:45 PM; by scooter

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

I guess that I'm getting to be that age...

Started by rrich, 27th June 2007 04:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

9-1-1, age, bill, cardiologists, chest, co-pay, damage, day, deal, drugs, ekg, engineer, guess, heart, home, hospital, immediately, inserted, leg, levels, loml, message, money, pains, reason, saturday, screaming, shop, stent, toponin

Replies: 25
Views: 3,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 11:19 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

My tele's broken

Started by Daddles, 5th June 2007 07:26 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 05:27 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

AWA,s Hang in there Kev- Its all a Howard Beat-up

Started by Farnarkel, 18th May 2007 10:47 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

awa, beat, beat-up, beatup, bring, business, calls, geeup, ground, hang, hold, hospitality, howard, howhard, kev, kev-, leaders, legislation, lose, orchestrated, phone, retail, screaming, screwed, sector, sympathy, tits, weaken, workers

Replies: 47
Views: 4,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 05:06 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Dingos ruminashuns #001

Started by Wild Dingo, 26th February 2007 12:47 AM

#001, 2tsup, attention, dingos, drill, due, effort, fairness, hear, jarrah, leatherette, mod, nature, post, red, regard, roll, ruminashuns, ruminate, screaming, sheila, shes, shouting, thread, type, wearing, wendy, whisper, whispering, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 09:56 PM; by rodent

Forum:
WOOD WHISPERING WOMEN

Northwood Tools Needs Help

Started by render2017, 31st January 2007 03:49 PM

advice, competent, customers, decided, demonstrations, demonstrators, east, morning, northwood, products, queensland, resources, saturday, screaming, set, south, team, techniques, tools, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 03:49 PM; by render2017

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

FBI Final Entrance Test

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th January 2007 08:14 PM

agent, banging, beat, chair, crashing, death, door, entrance, evil, fbi, final, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, screaming, shots, slowly, test, walls, wife, womans, women

Replies: 7
Views: 2,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 11:43 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Finally a Male Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM

attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:11 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Trouble in the cave

Started by Wild Dingo, 26th August 2006 02:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bam, bandysaw, bein, bloody, box, breath, cat, cave, chuck, damned, deep, drill, friggin, grabbed, heck, lathe, meself, nice, nova, peice, screaming, screw, supa, tighten, time, trouble, wizzzzzzzzzzzzzz, wood, wrong, yer

Replies: 22
Views: 2,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 06:48 PM; by arose62

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

The Future is Here

Started by Grunt, 5th April 2006 05:42 PM

2010, carefully, click, closely, conversation, funny, future, happen, laugh, link, listen, phone, pizza, pointer, pop, promise, scary, screaming, screen, technology, volume, wanna, watch

Replies: 10
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 09:29 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

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