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The Truth About Ageing

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM

60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:00 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

sorry...... i know i gloat too much

Started by killerbeast, 4th April 2008 05:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

70582, advice, bowl, burl, burls, cut, cutoffs, cutting, danish, eat, fixing, fruit, gloat, glyptostroboides, heard, hov, left, loggers, low, metasequoia, pices, pseudoacacia, robinia, sleep, som, stuff, teaching, time, top, translation

Replies: 16
Views: 2,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 05:04 PM; by killerbeast

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Doctors call

Started by munruben, 31st March 2008 10:59 PM

arrived, biopsy, doctor, doctors, dreadful, drop, expensive, frankly, home, husband, husbands, james, jones, lady, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, saint, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, tests, time, town

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 08:19 PM; by Outbackrr

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

John the old snoozer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:39 PM

allan, bed, calendar, called, daze, front, half, john, months, replied, send, sleep, snoozer, stole, wake, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 01:11 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mum Knows All

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 12:22 AM

bed, days, dear, dinner, doubt, e-mail, email, flat, found, frying, house, love, mate, mates, missing, mother, mum, pan, peter, read, received, relationship, remains, sat, simon, sleep, sleeping, son, suspicious, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 12:22 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mildura

Started by gdf26562, 3rd March 2008 06:44 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 09:41 PM; by Pheonix

Forum:
CLUB EVENTS - News & Information

Grandma's bless em

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:18 AM

aback, angrily, beds, bless, bunk, called, darling, days, decided, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, hed, house, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, mum, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, tony, top, truth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 12:18 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bath water emptying onto street

Started by Spencer74, 6th February 2008 09:30 PM

bath, bathwater, blockage, coming, concreted, diverted, emptying, garden, gutter, house, landscaper, normal, overflow, pipe, pipes, pool, pretty, questions/comments, rainwater, recently, sewage, sleep, started, stormwater, street, system, tank, tonight, water, welcomed

Replies: 7
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 10:43 PM; by sdrob

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sailing Sailing

Started by Ashore, 5th February 2008 10:05 AM

35th, aniversary, couple, cruising, forward, nights, pacific, rgds, rock, rolling, russell, sailing, ship, shmbo, sleep, south, wedding, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 11:27 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
TRAVEL

Stuffed hot water system

Started by abitfishy, 28th January 2008 01:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

added, assumed, brands, cheap, cheaper, corroded, damn, discharging, dog, equation, explode, hot, install, leak, money, muchness, plumber, quickly, replace, replacement, rusty, safe, sleep, stuffed, sydney, system, tank, time, top, water

Replies: 23
Views: 3,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:56 PM; by abitfishy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Senior Questions Answered Here:

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th January 2008 10:44 AM

60+, afternoon, age, answered, antique, common, enter, fashionable, foreheads, front, glasses, memory, mirror, olds, past, people, questions, remark, remember, retrieving, senior, short, sleep, spotting, storage, stores, storing, time, walk, wrinkle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:19 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Fred ... back from the dead.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM

allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:20 PM; by nine fingers

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

S.A.K. (Swiss Army Knife) Boat

Started by onthebeachalone, 14th April 2007 06:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.4, army, berths, boat, buildable, camry, car, caravan, cockpit, comfortable, curlew, design, designing, designs, easy, existing, free, galley, headroom, knife, lot, preferably, quick, rig, sak, sleep, swiss, trailer, unstayed, water

Replies: 20
Views: 6,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 09:28 PM; by b.o.a.t.

Forum:
BOAT DESIGNS / PLANS

Mineral Turpentine VS White Spirits

Started by MacS, 14th November 2007 04:11 PM

attachment, cheers, company, dispute, distillates, giant, mineral, petroleum, read, shell, sleep, spirits, turpentine, white, word

Replies: 0
Views: 7,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 04:11 PM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

Hawk

Started by Lumber Bunker, 28th September 2007 12:08 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 08:48 AM; by Tonyz

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Medicare

Started by Baz, 24th September 2007 08:10 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 08:10 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Your pencil.

Started by rgum, 2nd September 2007 08:31 PM

2tsup, cheers, graphite, hollow, inpractical, lead, leadless, lose, night, outline, patterning, pencil, rolleyes, running, sharpen, shear, sleep, split, spots, stick, stump, thirds, tight, time, tracing, whittled, wondering, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:11 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

One more sleep!

Started by Big Shed, 1st September 2007 03:31 PM

allowed, day, excited2tsup, fathers, heavy, kev, morning, office, parcel, post, relief, revealed, sleep, socks, suppose, swmbo, tells, tie, till, tomorrow, tomorrow.q

Replies: 8
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 09:28 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

new turnings

Started by robyn2839, 29th August 2007 09:46 PM

bean, black, bob, clean, cleaned, clock, convinced, couple, cured, floor, learn, left, mahogony, mango, midnight, night, plate, protest, rest, rose, sawdust, session, shed, sleep, thinking, time, turnings, untidyness, week

Replies: 12
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 10:03 PM; by hughie

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

No sleep last night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 07:08 PM

allan, blokes, dying, fence, gates, heard, hope, looked, night, noise, offence, pinching, sleep, strange, terrible, time, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 2,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:37 AM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Fletty's in heaven!

Started by fletty, 25th August 2007 06:57 PM

20mm, beautiful, boxes, buttery, c1890, challenge, dressed, dropped, fletty, flettys, floorboards, furniture, heaven, home, kauri, lengths, mate, odd, piece, pieces, project, renovated, resawing, sleep, substantial, thick, timber, waiting, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 09:40 PM; by Tony Hunt

Forum:
TIMBER

Grandads DON'T know everything

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd August 2007 01:52 PM

aback, allan, angrily, beds, billy, bit, bunk, called, dad, days, decided, grandad, grandads, grandson, house, inside, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, top, truth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 02:13 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Help removing exterior wall!

Started by becks, 13th August 2007 01:30 AM

advance, alot, ballustrading, becks, bullnose, closed, colonial, cottage, deal, decking/install, era, expose, exterior, front, houses, keep-, nice, original, remove, removing, roofing, sleep, style-, verandah, verandahs, wall, walls

Replies: 1
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 09:09 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

insulation in existing gyprock wall

Started by alwayscurious, 4th February 2006 07:44 AM

alwayscurious, cheers, drill, existing, expanding, foam, gyprock, holes, home, idea, initial, inside, insulating, insulation, method, midday, noggings, noisy, post, question, series, sleep, square, squirt, stud-detector, studs, successful, time, wake, wall

Replies: 10
Views: 4,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2007 10:32 AM; by Lozza

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Start's tonight

Started by Daddles, 7th July 2007 10:34 AM

2tsup, boucle, deprivation, gotta, grand, love, loved, richard, rolleyes, rum, sbs, scotch, sleep, start, starts, stock, strange, tonight, weeks

Replies: 8
Views: 3,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2007 12:03 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
CYCLING

Sydney TWWW Show

Started by Gwhat, 14th June 2007 08:47 AM

demonstrating, digital, effort, gear, grahame, guys, hall, industries, involved, lot, marita, metabo, michael, prices, ryobi, sleep, specials, stand, sydney, twww, ubeaut, ursula, web, wixey, woodworker

Replies: 3
Views: 2,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 04:41 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
TIMBER & WORKING WITH WOOD SHOWS

The Lawyer and the Blonde

Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM

answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Fishing in the basement

Started by ScrollZilla, 11th May 2007 12:15 AM

basement, care, carpet, catch, cheers, clean, decided, excess, fishing, gday, grass, ground, lose, lot, mother, muscles, nature, posts, rick, sleep, sore, sparkling, spend, time, watered, watering, weekend, wife, yall, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2007 04:43 PM; by rodent

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

The ultimate virtual shed tour

Started by Waldo, 1st May 2007 10:18 AM

centre, climbing, gday, hard, hey, ketch-up, lathes, left, lost, machinery, nasty, piles, post, r/table, reackon, rolling, scattered, shed, shrug, skews, sleep, sort, thinking, timber, time, times, tossing, tour, ultimate, virtual

Replies: 10
Views: 3,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 02:53 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
DESIGN & DESIGNING / GOOGLE SKETCHUP

Goodbye, my darling

Started by journeyman Mick, 15th April 2007 12:04 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

4.30, battle, chemotherapy, darling, departed, final, goodbye, hospital, lasted, left, life, love, michael, morning, multiple, operations, radiotherapy, sleep, smile, stay, weeks, world

Replies: 104
Views: 10,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 04:13 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Rock and roll ship

Started by Ashore, 24th March 2007 01:54 AM

dampier, experianced, hedland, jacket, life, mate, pics, port, rgds, rock, roll, ship, sleep, times, weather, yeare

Replies: 8
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 11:47 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Daylight saving ends tonight

Started by Gumby, 24th March 2007 11:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2am, 4pm, 5pm, 8pm, change, clocks, cool, damn, daylight, easy, ends, extra, hate, hour, hours, lose, middle, news, night, notice, oclock, reasonable, saving, sleep, stay, takes, tonight, watch

Replies: 20
Views: 2,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 10:07 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Tests for Wannabe Parents

Started by Felder, 20th February 2007 11:03 AM

10pm, 3am, alarm, allowed, bag, buy, children, chocolate, compartment, dressing, family, front, insert, leave, living, months, octopus, parents, prepare, ready, remove, run, set, sleep, string, test, tests, time, walk, wannabe

Replies: 4
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 06:09 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Who Needs a Man

Started by WoodGirl, 26th January 2007 09:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acts, bad, bed, call, care, cat, complains, criticizes, day, dog, eat, hand, happy, hearing, home, ignores, loves, man, night, prowls, sleep, slobbers, snores, time, totally, unconditionally, walks, wholl, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 2,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 05:30 PM; by SPIRIT

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Rain ...........

Started by masoth, 18th January 2007 05:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11c, 12mm, aaaahh, bluddy, dropped, football, hour, lovely, low, neighbours, overflowing, playing, rain, ripper, sleep, smell, sothd, stays, street, tanks, tonight

Replies: 19
Views: 2,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 04:10 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Beer

Started by Ikkyu, 18th December 2006 12:34 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:03 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

soundproofing an attic floor, under the yellowtongue

Started by Nixolus, 17th June 2006 01:30 PM

attic, blue, campers, carpet, conversion, denser, floor, future, hear, heard, joists, lay, love, noise, note, panels, question, reduce, roof, rubber, sleep, solution, soundproofing, space, strips, stuff, timber, top, transfer, yellowtongue

Replies: 12
Views: 3,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2006 01:09 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
FLOORING

I cannot sleep

Started by felixe, 24th October 2006 01:23 AM

bloody, call, centre, comemad, council, customer, f##kin, frikkin, grinding, lines, mad, midnight, notice, ohno, overnight, paint, road, rock, running, sleep, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 07:13 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Up At 3

Started by Jude A, 22nd October 2006 12:59 AM

3am, 4am, allready, blank, choist, glued, hey, shop, sleep, yall

Replies: 8
Views: 819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 01:37 PM; by Penpal

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Pool Renovation Blog

Started by spartan, 4th September 2006 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, basic, belonged.the, blog, bottom, coping, cracks, dangerous, deck, directly, edges, establishing, fine, ground, house, hurdle, laid, list, looked, loose, patio, pavers, photos, pool, post, renovation, rocks, rolled, sleep, stuck

Replies: 15
Views: 12,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2006 06:01 PM; by Ironwood

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

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