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Sorry to my NZ mates.

Started by Hartley, 29th November 1999 10:06 PM

bag, black, blacks, cup, dead, dress, figure, final, found, hear, inside, jersey, mates, people, pictures, players, police, politician, recall, rugby, rwc, sand, snow, spit, stamps, surgeon, tea, white, womens, zealand

Replies: 9
Views: 3,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2020 06:30 PM; by Tonyz

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WOODIES JOKES

At my own expense

Started by Scott, 18th July 2013 06:52 PM

acquired, acres, couple, expense, fine, heal, surgeon, vasectomy

Replies: 8
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2013 10:17 PM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

Anybody had this procedure done?

Started by SAISAY, 24th June 2013 09:15 PM

bit, expect, guided, injection, lower, orthopedic, pain, procedure, spine, steroid, surgeon, told, ultrasound, unbearable, worried

Replies: 13
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2013 08:18 AM; by SAISAY

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Damnation!!!

Started by artme, 21st March 2013 08:34 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2013 03:45 PM; by BobL

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

So - I'm in trouble!

Started by dr4g0nfly, 12th January 2013 07:21 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acquire, bronchitis, chainsaw, chat, coffees, corner, couple, doc, gentle, hear, local, lumps, managed, maple, maples, moon, owner, park, proud, scream, sorting, spider, spot, surgeon, team, time, tree, trouble, trunk, weeks

Replies: 21
Views: 2,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2013 05:09 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Euc Elata

Started by stewart59, 6th October 2012 10:46 AM

backyard, base, bootle, condition, diameter, elata, euc, firewood, growing, hardwood, healthy, metre, metres, mill, money, monster, peppermint, river, sewer, stewart, surgeon, sydney, tree, wasted, water

Replies: 6
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2012 06:30 AM; by Sigidi

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SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Thumbs and table saws, be safe not stupid!!!

Started by ELM6061, 7th August 2012 01:28 PM

bites, bitey, blade, bone, close, dumb, feed, focus, glasses, hand, hit, idiot~, left, moral, multi-focus, noreminder, plastic, rear, safe, saws, stay, stupid, surgeon, table, thumb, thumbs, tommorow, wednesday, xrays, zing

Replies: 7
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2012 12:26 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

Sn gents

Started by plantagenon, 20th January 2012 06:48 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup, advice, advised, bought, box, burl, couple, critical, david, day, diagnosing, doctor, eucalypt, fine, finished, gents, hope, life, likes, mid-diagnosed, mothers, outdoors, overcast, photography, presentation, recently, saved, surgeon, tent, timberbits

Replies: 13
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2012 01:47 PM; by Boxerman

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Thankyou to the Dr.

Started by Penpal, 23rd December 2011 11:18 AM

9th, america, american, brave, check, cobra, conniptions, dark, encouraging, excited, keen, offering, pen, pens, people, peter.2tsup, preliminary, professor, remember, results, skin, snake, spoken, suggested, surgeon, sweatheart, talked, thankyou, yesterday, yrs

Replies: 7
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2011 08:18 AM; by Penpal

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

G'day from the Isle of Mull

Started by UKpenmaker, 10th December 2010 03:24 AM

20years, 6-8, andy, camp-site, cold, forum, gardener/tree, gday, goneo, homes, hoo-roo, iap, island, isle, join, midi-lathe, months.d, mull, pen, pens, permanent, scottish, shop, surgeon, swap, time, travelling, warden, wood, wood-turning

Replies: 6
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2010 08:15 PM; by groeneaj

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Horse 1 / SWMBO 0

Started by mic-d, 10th April 2007 11:25 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bit, blood, blow, bone, bump, call, cheek, cheers, damage, doctors, drains, eye, gash, head, horse, lucky, max-fac, michael, nasty, neck, orbit, permenant, queasy, serious, sheeyit, shes, surgeon, swmbo, tells, wood

Replies: 54
Views: 6,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2010 08:12 PM; by mic-d

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Eating in the workshop

Started by wheelinround, 28th March 2010 01:56 PM

abilities, accidently, admitted, attendance, block, complimented, doctors, donut, door, eating, emergency, grabbed, guess, hand, lessons, moldings, noticing, plane, poundsu, reached, recovery, sharp, sharpening, shaving, shreveport, surgeon, surgery, woodworker, workbench, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:06 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

portuguese cork oak

Started by Sue.E, 24th March 2010 02:53 PM

ago, artists, backyard, bark, beautiful, cork, couple, damage, destructive, exercise, furniture, gday, heads, love, makers, metres, oak, person, perth, planted, portuguese, removed, roof, surgeon, told, tree, w.a, wonderful, wood, woodworkers

Replies: 4
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2010 10:11 PM; by hughie

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

More doggie help

Started by Shedhand, 3rd February 2010 09:34 PM

active, advice, afford, age, bits, blood, change, doggie, expensive, friendly, happen, leaking, litter, or;, plastic, question, sex, shed, sheddie, shes, sick, sour, spayed, spaying, spinster, surgeon, temperament, told, vet, week

Replies: 10
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2010 02:40 AM; by ShazL

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PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Broken down car in Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2009 09:13 PM

allan, arrived, broken, car, cars, driver, hailed, john, johns, living, munruben, pastrycook, podiatrist, surgeon, tow, town, veterinary

Replies: 2
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2009 08:28 AM; by AUSSIE

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WOODIES JOKES

Back on Line

Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 23rd November 2009 04:19 PM

bleach, catch, cheers, days, disinfectant, doings, dons, family, forum, garden, hard, hope, lawn, life, line, liveable, nerves, photographer, pics, rain, relax, rent, rockhampton, shirley, shoulder, surgeon, thursday, time, wait, yakka

Replies: 11
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2009 10:48 AM; by hughie

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Fires of Hell

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:32 PM

awakened, blinds, closed, doctor, drawn, failed, fighting, fire, fires, hell, huge, operation, patient, responded, street, surgeon, wake

Replies: 3
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 11:29 AM; by Rum Pig

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WOODIES JOKES

UK Bound Sedonas

Started by Froggie40, 29th September 2009 03:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bound, coating, couple, descriptions, finished, froggie, gday, london, mind, months, pics, plastic, rustins, sedonas, sets, surgeon

Replies: 15
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 10:27 AM; by clubbyr8

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

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WOODIES JOKES

Just joining - Hello to all.

Started by [email protected], 20th December 2008 01:45 AM

finally, forum, forward, gday, joined, joining, mate, nyc, process, ready, registration, surgeon, vascular, woodworking, york

Replies: 10
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2008 01:12 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Medical services for country people...

Started by Steve Fryar, 5th August 2008 07:02 AM

$arm, badly, bruised.they, clear.just, consult, country, doctor, fractures, god, health, incorrectly.she, medical, ones.the, orthopaedic, paramedic, people, phoneo, photos, private, services, set, somewhere.the, surgeon, text, weeks, wife, xrays$

Replies: 4
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 01:14 PM; by Steve Fryar

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Mechanic v Doctor

Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM

baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

A cut above

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:35 PM

angeles, ass, balls, brains, chimes, construction, cut, easiest, electricians, fourth, guts, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, left, los, observed, operate, patients, politicians, shut, spine, surgeon, understand, washington, workers, wrong, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:35 PM; by wayfarer

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WOODIES JOKES

Four Surgeons

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:10 PM

accountants, alphabetical, break, coffee, color-coded, discussing, easiest, electricians, fourth, inside, left, librarians, numbered, operate, surgeon, surgeons, taking, technicians, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:10 PM; by MICKYG

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WOODIES JOKES

Don't pay you medical bills

Started by Rodgera, 9th February 2008 04:37 PM

announce, antibiotic, arises, audience, bill, bills, convention, cure, discovered, drug, effects, loss, major, medical, memory, miracle, miraculous, noted, paid, patients, pay, replies, short-term, surgeon, times

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 04:46 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Member's member

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd December 2007 06:31 AM

allan, appendage, caravanning, compensation, damaged, day, decision, depressed, discuss, discussed, explained, grafted, grievous, injury, kitchen, member, money, noticed, operation, pay, perform, remove, repair, replied, suffered, suggested, surgeon, visited, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 11:55 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Duck

Started by Capt. Zero, 22nd September 2007 03:33 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:40 PM; by pawnhead

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WOODIES JOKES

just a few to mebbe smile at

Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM

bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Peter Beattie, Brain Surgeon

Started by Doughboy, 24th October 2006 08:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologise, beattie, brain, car, control, offends, pete, peter, pig, poop?confused, rocket, scientist, state;, surgeon, thick

Replies: 22
Views: 2,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 07:04 AM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Transplant

Started by Baz, 27th September 2006 06:07 PM

arm, bad, clothes, continued, doc, effects, erection, finer, glad, golf, golfer, handwriting, headache, hear, improved, landscapes, learned, life, news, painting, playing, putting, sew, success, surgeon, time, touch, transplant, unbelievable, watercolours

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 06:07 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

most common Domino

Started by John Saxton, 14th August 2006 10:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit.d, aok, bein, boardexcuse, chancellor, cheers, cleaning, clearance, common, consensus, dominated, domino, exchequer, fridge, gotta, itchin, kitchen, late, list, magnets, orthopeadic, outta, programme, pump, pun, scratchin, size, standing, surgeon, talk

Replies: 23
Views: 3,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2006 11:53 PM; by patr

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FESTOOL FORUM

jobs in the industry

Started by Garell, 25th April 2006 11:17 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

advice, aspects, avid, bad, bit, carefull, consideration, furture, hard, hobby, home, industry, jamie, job, jobs, kids, left, lose, love, ould, pay, private, projects, property, realy, surgeon, tree, woodies, worried, wrong

Replies: 48
Views: 7,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 07:53 AM; by attie

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HAVE YOUR SAY

some of my projects

Started by Garell, 22nd April 2006 11:39 PM

ash, bedside, bit, californian, chairs, dried, elm, found, jamie, kari, milled, oak, pine, projects, redwood, sequoia, soft, soften, state.the, stuff, surgeon, table, tables, tasi, timber, toorak, tops, tree, vic, yard

Replies: 8
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2006 12:55 PM; by Peter36

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Five Surgeons

Started by graemet, 1st March 2006 09:34 PM

accountants, ars, brains, discussing, easiest, fourth, guts;, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, job, left, librarians, numbered, observed, operate, operating, patients, politicians, responds, spine, surgeon, surgeons, table, takes, understand, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 09:34 PM; by graemet

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WOODIES JOKES

the other GUMBY

Started by redwood, 16th January 2006 03:55 PM

ambulance, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, bloody, brain, cut, desk, doctor, door, enters, gas, gumby, gumbys, harley, head, hurts, kildare, lancet, music, nurse, operate, operating, pause, putting, racing, specialist, street, surgeon, theme, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 04:22 PM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

To each his own...

Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM

basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How is Eucalyptus to turn?

Started by Toasty, 3rd December 2005 10:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accrosstheroadneighbors, bedroom, bill, canberra, cleared, cut, driveway, eucalyptus, fallen, freshen, front, grumbines, guy, halfway, harvest, home, kill, lives, lucky, mind, road, site, surgeon, takes, time, tree, trees, turn, urban, wood

Replies: 16
Views: 5,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 10:29 PM; by 2817741

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WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Giving The Bird

Started by Termite, 11th April 2005 10:15 AM

$4500.00, $82.50, anesthetist, assistant, bed, bird, bloody, break, cool, decide, doctor, eek, expensive, fees, finger, found, friday, giving, hospital, lose, moral, pocket, reach, screws, specialist, story, surgeon, surgery, theatre, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

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WOODIES JOKES

Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

Surgeons

Started by Charles Castle, 20th April 2002 06:49 PM

bed, bit, casual, closed, colleague, colleagues, comfortable, corridor, doctor, door, doors, feet, hanging, hot, lava, life, lying, marked, molten, nurses, people, peter, quickly, red, rocks, sofa, surgeon, surgeons, surgical, vain

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 06:49 PM; by Charles Castle

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WOODIES JOKES

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