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fire engine

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:46 PM

cats, closer, collar, dog, dogs, engine, faster, fire, firefighter, girl, hung, ladders, looked, nearby, nice, noticed, partner, replied, rig, rope, run, siren, smile, station, testicles, thoughtfully, tie, tied, truck, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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The Right Place

Started by issatree, 6th March 2014 11:34 AM

1st, 2nd, advice, amazing, attached, awake, awakes, blue, couple, dog, gently, hubbies, hubby, lady, mirror, night, nights, piece, place, prize, red, ribbon, sleep, snored, snores, snoring, testicles, ties, vet, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2014 11:34 AM; by issatree

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The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

The nurse

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM

appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 07:06 AM; by Handyjack

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What do you think of this?

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th June 2011 08:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

a%holes, attention, attract, cake, chair, coffee, completely, decided, description, future, handle, ignorant, loml, phil, phils, rays, ready, sitting, situation, snot, stopped, stuffing, suggestions, t%rd, table, testicles, throat, treat, wheel, whilst

Replies: 17
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2011 08:47 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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WOODIES JOKES

"Amish Ticket"

Started by bullfright, 25th February 2009 02:17 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 03:06 PM; by fenderbelly

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Junior Firey

Started by Chesand, 23rd February 2009 06:33 PM

bright, cats, collar, dogs, faster, fire, fireman, firey, garden, hose, junior, kid, kids, ladder, red, reply, rig, rope, ropes, set, siren, smart, station, testicles, tied, wagon

Replies: 2
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 02:48 AM; by bullfright

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WOODIES JOKES

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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WOODIES JOKES

The blue ribbon

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th December 2007 05:50 PM

blue, blues, duly, family, fell, fella, found, gear, husband, jewels, night, notices, piece, prizes, remember, ribbon, ribbons, searched, sewing, testicles, tied, toilet, trick, wakes, wanders, wearing, wife, won, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 05:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

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little fire truck

Started by soundman, 26th July 2007 05:15 PM

cats, cheers, closer, coiled, collar, dogs, engine, faster, fighter, fighters, fire, fireman, girl, helmet, middle, notices, partner, pulled, replies, rig, rope, run, siren, sweetly, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 05:39 PM; by ss_11000

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Bear Remover

Started by fred.n, 21st June 2007 08:40 PM

arrives, baseball, bat, bear, bull, cage, dog, doubt, falls, grab, hands, hell, homeowner, knock, knocks, ladder, minutes, morning, pages, pit, remover, roof, shoot, shotgun, subdued, testicles, trained, van, wakes, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 10:29 AM; by Iain

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Hardwood Timber Benchtops

Started by cantilever, 14th October 2006 09:28 PM

advice, benchtop, benchtops, contrast, finish, fish, hardwood, kitchen, laquer, oil, provide, reconstituted, recycled, slick, small], testicles, timber, [and

Replies: 9
Views: 5,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 10:58 PM; by bovalino1

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KITCHENS

Just had to share. I do not remember the last time I laughed like this

Started by lubbing5cherubs, 5th August 2006 01:16 AM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, glasses, gracie, hand, hurt, laughed, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, pushed, reading, recliner, remember, sat, share, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, time, triple-a, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 04:15 PM; by chrisb691

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Now dodnt do this guys

Started by ele__13, 19th February 2006 02:49 PM

bad, batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, dodnt, gracie, guys, hand, hurt, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, shock, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, triple-a, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 04:34 PM; by Termite

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WOODIES JOKES

RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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Army retirement

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:43 PM

accepted, army, bonus, calmly, cheques, decided, drop, explaining, g~d, insisted, measure, measured, measurement, medical, nice, officer, officers, previous, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, suddenly, tape, testicles, tip, toes, walked, weenie, wos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 07:46 PM; by Shedhand

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WOODIES JOKES

I always thought there was something odd about the Welsh

Started by silentC, 16th November 2005 05:10 PM

bag, bit, blunt, bowl, club, cut, cutters, explain, fan, game, gethin, hacking, huish, left, loss, minutes, odd, pain, picking, rugby, smh, snipping, social, started, testicles, thought, toilet, told, wales, welsh

Replies: 9
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:53 PM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Kind Nurse

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM

bit, black, close, closely, covers, feet, finally, gown, hands, heavily, holds, jiggles, kind, listen, mask, nice, nose, nurse, operation, oxygen, privates, pulls, raises, results, sedated, slowly, takes, test, testicles, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM; by Baz

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WOODIES JOKES

The bunny and the snake

Started by Gingermick, 25th July 2005 08:47 AM

birth, blind, bunny, covered, cried, ears, excitement, feel, forest, forked, fur, helped, management, nose, obvious, orphaned, possibly, replied, senior, slippery, slithered, smooth, snake, soft, suggested, team, testicles, tongue, twitches, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 08:47 AM; by Gingermick

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The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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Bugger!

Started by Christopha, 1st May 2005 09:47 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2005 10:04 AM; by JackoH

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No Contest

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, contest, dog, dogs, drunken, front, god, grabs, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:34 PM; by outback

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A really long joke.

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:03 PM

bath, boy, brains, examining, joke, long, mother, mum, replied, takin, testicles, three-year-old

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:46 PM; by echnidna

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Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

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WOODIES JOKES

At the dentist (2)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:18 PM; by Wood Butcher

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WOODIES JOKES

The Nurse..........

Started by Iain, 17th February 2005 09:32 AM

announced, appears, auxiliary, bed, bedclothes, black, embarrassed, hands, longstanding, mask, moved, mumbles, nurse, oxygen, pajama, pajamas, penis, pulled, replaced, replies, results, sister, sponge, test, testicles, trousers, undaunted, wash, whipped, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:32 AM; by Iain

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Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

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WOODIES JOKES

The Blind Deer

Started by Tim the Timber Turner, 12th October 2002 05:53 PM

blind, call, deer, eyes, f---ing, idea, testicles

Replies: 3
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2002 10:18 AM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

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Test tickets.

Started by RETIRED, 1st September 2001 08:23 PM

bad, balls, bastards, black, bumps, cancer, christ, cut, doctor, examine, examines, expatriate, fast, fix, hev, hum, kiwi, living, pommie, remove, test, testicles, tickets, trouble, werimu, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 08:23 PM; by RETIRED

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gorilla

Started by Gino, 13th October 2000 02:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allowing, bite, chihuahua, climb, cross, fall, falls, gorilla, gorillas, guy, handcuffs, hands, instructions, listing, male, morning, poke, protect, removal, remove, replies, service, shoot, shotgun, stick, testicles, trained, tree, wakes, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 4,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 01:12 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

No Lamb???

Started by RETIRED, 5th January 2000 06:49 PM

american, bites, bull, bulls, called, contents, day, delicacy, delicious, evening, fight, inspecting, lamb, morning, noticed, platter, replied, returned, save, senor, served, shoulders, shrugged, special, testicles, tomorrow, touring, waiter, wins, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 2,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2000 06:49 PM; by RETIRED

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The Right Place

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What do you think of this?

Dog that snores!

"Amish Ticket"

Junior Firey

The John

The blue ribbon

Headaches

little fire truck

Bear Remover

Hardwood Timber Benchtops

Just had to share. I do not remember the last time I laughed like this

Now dodnt do this guys

RAN Retirement Bonus

Army retirement

I always thought there was something odd about the Welsh

Kind Nurse

The bunny and the snake

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Bugger!

No Contest

A really long joke.

Snoring cure

At the dentist (2)

The Nurse..........

Turner Brown

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Test tickets.

gorilla

No Lamb???