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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Planer/thicknesser

Started by Islander, 21st August 2016 10:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blade, blade/knife, carbatec, compromised.dohcrash, deepish, drop, due, easy, ideas, invest, jig, level, lot, magnetic, money, nicks, patience, pensioner, planer, planer/thicknesser, ptsd, pull, rog, setting, sharpened, sharpening, story, stuff, times, vet

Replies: 19
Views: 12,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2016 09:24 PM; by jgforsberg

Forum:
ANTIQUE AND VINTAGE MACHINERY

Stay Off Your Bicycle

Started by gms002a, 5th August 2014 12:02 PM

andrea, arms, bicycle, body, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, fine, found, hair, hear, legs, lotion, nair, pharmacist, proceeded, recurring, remover, replied, schnauzer, stay, store, vet, veterinarian, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2014 01:55 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Right Place

Started by issatree, 6th March 2014 11:34 AM

1st, 2nd, advice, amazing, attached, awake, awakes, blue, couple, dog, gently, hubbies, hubby, lady, mirror, night, nights, piece, place, prize, red, ribbon, sleep, snored, snores, snoring, testicles, ties, vet, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2014 11:34 AM; by issatree

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WOODIES JOKES

Chopping board finish

Started by spencer411, 27th August 2013 06:31 PM

100%, board, chopping, feel, finish, funny, hey, makes, mineral, oil, paraffin, vet, website, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:13 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
FINISHING

At the vet's

Started by Glenrob, 29th August 2013 09:35 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2013 11:50 PM; by Scott

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Load of Bull

Started by fenderbelly, 14th August 2013 12:54 AM

angus, ate, beginning, black, bred, broke, bull, cow, cows, day, days, feed, fence, grass, healthy, herd, load, machine, neighbors, peppermint, pills, recently, registered, service, spent, started, taste, vet, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 06:09 PM; by BEKKY

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

3 MTR Hardwood Book Case

Started by jasons673, 17th April 2013 08:16 PM

380mm, 3mts, book, built, case, challenges, crown, cut, decided, deep, dowled, fine, frames, glued, hardwood, lot, manageable, mtr, pieces, poses, shelves, size, size.263701263702, style, thicky, time, vet, weight, wide, wood

Replies: 13
Views: 2,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2013 11:09 PM; by no_signal

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

Shanniah

Started by MAPLEMAN, 29th January 2013 10:28 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2013 08:39 PM; by MAPLEMAN

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

RIP Grommet

Started by Grommett, 12th March 2013 08:47 PM

257560, bit, buried, dog, grommet, growth, liver/spleen, loved, miserable, rescue, rip, saturday, suffer, suggested, sunday, thursday, unwell, vet

Replies: 8
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2013 07:29 AM; by Robson Valley

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Someone Might Know ?

Started by gawdelpus, 28th February 2013 09:23 AM

,just, accuracy, armorlite, bullet, cheers, clips, correct, idea, john, pen, recent, recently, services, usa, vet, vietnam, visitor, wondering

Replies: 13
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2013 10:14 AM; by edblysard

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Charged batteries

Started by minus459, 28th February 2013 12:07 AM

accident, action, alright, antique, aussie, background, batteries, belly, bolt, brew, bucks, charged, colour, concentration, distortions, fifty, flag, gent, gold, happy, home, nice, vet, viet

Replies: 4
Views: 882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2013 09:45 PM; by minus459

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

My Dog Needs Urgent help

Started by ghamgarry, 6th December 2012 02:06 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2012 07:47 PM; by SAISAY

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Healesville Vietnam Vets Victoria

Started by PenTurner, 27th October 2012 08:13 PM

175, amos, attending, club, clubs, distributing, extra, finished, grateful, healesville, initiative, introduced, pass, pen, pens, presidents, representatives, respective, secretaries, short, talk, troops, vet, vets, victoria, victorian, vietnam

Replies: 6
Views: 2,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2012 10:25 AM; by PenTurner

Forum:
PENS FOR THE TROOPS

Shed ####

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th June 2012 07:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2012 07:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

RIP Pippa

Started by A Duke, 1st May 2012 12:53 PM

1994-2012, companion, morning, pippa, rip, time, trip, vet

Replies: 8
Views: 1,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2012 06:06 PM; by BobL

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

A very very sad day

Started by SAISAY, 1st May 2012 07:17 PM

adored, badly, boxer, day, decision, deterioating, dot, eaten, hanging, hard, lives, lot, loved, missed, morning, rip, sad, saturday, sleep, stuffed, tiger, time, told, vet, wake, week, weeks, wolffie, worst, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2012 09:33 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Suki's Gone

Started by Jim Carroll, 28th June 2011 08:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arranged, bed, buried, carve, circles, day, days, decided, decision, dry, empty, euthanasia, eye, final, hardest, hearts, home, house, irene, lee, left, marker, nice, pro, round, sucks, suki, vet, watched, wrong

Replies: 18
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2011 09:07 PM; by Brosh

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

At the Vet's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2011 01:44 PM

aggressive, cat, co-workers, day, defense, interjected, males, moments, office, receptionist, sir, sparring, verbally, vet, veterinarians, vets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 04:18 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Goldfish problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2010 10:01 AM

allan, bowl, brother, checked, epilepsy, goldfish, healthy, informed, normal, perfectly, problem, replied, vet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2010 02:00 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

More doggie help

Started by Shedhand, 3rd February 2010 09:34 PM

active, advice, afford, age, bits, blood, change, doggie, expensive, friendly, happen, leaking, litter, or;, plastic, question, sex, shed, sheddie, shes, sick, sour, spayed, spaying, spinster, surgeon, temperament, told, vet, week

Replies: 10
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2010 02:40 AM; by ShazL

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Getting glue into splits in timber

Started by Black Bear, 2nd December 2009 03:58 PM

adn, amount, attached, clamp, clamping, clean, cork, deep, ensure, enters, excess, glue, hav, hit, hypo, hypodermic, joking, larger, needle, pressure, pva, repair, sharp, split, splits, syringe, timber, time, vet, wipe

Replies: 0
Views: 2,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 03:58 PM; by Black Bear

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

How much are you're pets worth to you?

Started by nihilism, 14th November 2009 12:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20000, $4500, afford, animals, bad, bones, call, cars, cat, cats, cost, dogs, feel, forking, hit, issues, kid, medical, money, operation, opinion, parents, pets, recover, sleep, spent, treatment, vet, worse, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2009 01:52 PM; by rrobor

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Think I am going through Menopause

Started by Phil Spencer, 20th July 2009 09:35 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

activity, bed, blankets, book, cold, confusing, extra, feeling, health, hot, jimjams, menopause, mentioned, moderators, myth.cc, noticed, professional, read, sharpen, shed, summer, vet, wearing

Replies: 50
Views: 6,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2009 07:26 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

My dog had cancer, now he doesn't

Started by ptrott, 22nd May 2009 07:18 PM

anti, black, bloodroot, cancer, cancers, day, decided, dog, experience, foot, hydrogen, immediately, inflammatory, information, internal, pancreas, pills, posting, read, research, salve, skin, started, stunned, time, tissue, treatment, tumor, vet, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 8,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2009 12:12 AM; by ptrott

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Stainlees Steel , twist pen for a vet (90% no kit)

Started by SawDustSniffer, 13th March 2009 10:56 AM

317, 90%, accept, action, animal, ark, drilled, final, hand, ink, kit, mecanizem, mecanizim, pen, polish, smooth, spring, stainlees, stanless, steel, sterilized, tapped, tubes, twist, vet, wax, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2009 04:33 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Box Elder Burl Statesmen dyed red with Do Hickeys

Started by PenTurner, 1st March 2009 09:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amos, assembling, box, burl, caps, closed, dog, doubled, dyed, elder, evening, gentle, hickeys, hope, interrupted, modified, pressure, process, protect, rag, red, requires, rose, statesmen, thread, touch, vet, vice, visits, wash

Replies: 22
Views: 2,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2009 09:25 PM; by PenTurner

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Back passage

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2009 09:28 AM

allan, barry, blew, blow, checked, fix, hard, horse, horses, inch, insert, inserting, obvious, passage, piece, pill, purchased, racehorse, rear, replied, successful, suggested, supposed, told, tube, tubing, unsure, vet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 10:15 AM; by Elbow

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hello all...

Started by LB75, 21st December 2008 07:24 PM

ago, call, chatting, christmas, city, cool, embark, finished, forward, future, garage, lathe, lifelong, lover, mini, morning, navy, obsession, past, picked, rest, setting, steel, tonight, tools, vet, waiting, week, wood, woodworker

Replies: 12
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2008 12:44 PM; by artme

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A sad day

Started by Andy Mac, 17th November 2007 01:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15-20minutes, buried, cane, day, died, digging, earlier, eating, excavate, favourite, game, half, helping, hole, jack, lonely, mate, mother, nose, racing, rip, russell, sad, spud, spuddy, sticking, toad, vet, wife, yard

Replies: 28
Views: 5,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2008 08:52 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Cow From Wallan

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th June 2008 08:20 AM

bought, bull, buy, considered, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, found, happening, local, matter, mentioned, milk, move, munruben, people, quest, replied, rubens, told, upset, vet, victoria, village, wallan, wallen, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 12:40 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

sick dog help, save him please-salivery problem

Started by la Huerta, 30th May 2008 03:00 PM

beautiful, boy, brought, dog, experienced, grand, handle, home, kill, love, money, operation, option, payment, picked, please-salivery, pleasesalivery, problem, putting, quoted, sack, save, shts, sick, sold, sort, surgeons, sydney, trusting, vet

Replies: 8
Views: 3,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 07:17 PM; by madrat

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

A Ginger Cat Day

Started by watson, 16th April 2008 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arms, blood, car, carrier, cat, cats, child, day, details, door, drive, free, ginger, gloves, hit, hole, ignition, keys, lock, mess, minutes, reach, receptionist, screaming, shirt, times, told, top, trip, vet

Replies: 34
Views: 4,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:18 AM; by billym

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Dog Hair

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th December 2007 01:45 PM

arms, bicycle, chemist, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, either;, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbour, pay, proceeded, remover, reoccurring, rub, schnauzer, shave, stay, vet, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 08:51 PM; by Woodlee

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 2,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A small tribute......

Started by martrix, 28th September 2007 12:16 AM

27/9/2007, 75%, avail, boost, brain, care, condition, cortisone, downhill, hard, internet, legs, life, lost, palliative, peace, power, quick, searching, shot, small, started, stem, suggested, tablets, tribute, vet, virtually, vitamin, worsened

Replies: 11
Views: 2,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 09:14 PM; by martrix

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cross eyed dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM

allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Neutered?

Started by Rodgera, 18th August 2007 05:11 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 05:11 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

"Licker!'

Started by bobmundy, 7th October 1999 09:08 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Neutered?

Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2007 05:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:07 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

So, why the long faces?

Started by mic-d, 8th July 2007 08:14 PM

26yo, 4yo, arvo, bright, brought, cheers, couple, day, decision, deliver, dream, easy, faces, finished, gelding, green, happy, hours, long, mare, michael, paddock, pretty, spent, squashed, suddenly, swmbos, ungelded, vet, yard

Replies: 11
Views: 2,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 10:27 AM; by Iain

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Border Collie

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 17th August 2006 03:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, caused, collie, day, dog, dogs, dyson, fine, friday, guys, happened, hope, injury, leaving, legs, loss, loved, paralyised, rod, running, sad, sat, sort, suddenly, timing, vet, warning, week, worse, xray

Replies: 39
Views: 5,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 09:53 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Some days are diamond some days are stone

Started by TEEJAY, 29th March 2007 06:13 PM

11years, accessories, antique, becky, birthday, bought, chisels, cough, day, days, diamond, dog, domino, eskilstuna, fox, friend, god, hold, holiday, miss, past, socket, stone, surprise, systainer, terrier, timber, tomorrow, unstruck, vet

Replies: 6
Views: 2,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2007 04:41 PM; by TEEJAY

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

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