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Ocean Grove & District Mens Shed

Started by Old Ernie, 12th September 2011 11:26 PM

1.00pm, 9.00, body, cabinets, corless, courtesy, district, donated, donations, equipment, grove, helped, join, kitchen.the, mens, mon, moved, newspaper, ocean, pagespace, plenty, premises, shed, sources, space, till, times, tools, town.any, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 3,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2011 10:51 PM; by Old Ernie

Forum:
MEN'S SHEDS / MEN IN SHEDS

SOMETHING NEW! Android App - Running Set-out

Started by Blocklayer, 8th September 2011 07:30 PM

android, app, apps, calculator, default, download, easy, enter, free, hands, hit, increments, input, layout, mark, measurement, phone, pocket, repeat, repeatedly, running, runtalk, scroll, set, set-out, start, stop, talk, tap, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2011 02:34 PM; by Blocklayer

Forum:
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Children's saw?

Started by haggismuncher, 25th May 2011 09:13 PM

4th, birthday, children, childrens, chin, chris, cuts, eyebrows, finger, furrow, gents, hands, lay, monster, real, scratches, serious, similar, suggestions, thinking, voice, wee, wood, workbench

Replies: 11
Views: 3,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 02:28 PM; by IanW

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What's my next step?

Started by corbs, 18th January 2011 06:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, answer, basically, bike, bondi, clean, contact, corbs, door, driver, fine, fix, fixed, insurance, left, message, messages, options, phone, question, repair, shed, since2tsup, step, swerve, sydney, told, van, voice, week

Replies: 25
Views: 2,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 10:24 AM; by Jim Carroll

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Shopping Trolley

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2010 01:07 PM

advertising, answered, business, call, caller, chance, company, cpa, dad, father, fathers, jumped, larson, offered, placard, placards, richard, self-promotion, shopping, skilled, supermarket, traced, trolley, trollies, voice, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 11:01 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

For all the Bass Players.

Started by watson, 3rd December 2010 03:52 PM

angels, bass, create, created, days, earth, fast, faster, funky, god, guitar, heard, heavens, licks, looked, melodies, musicians, notes, play, played, players, playing, shook, solo, sound, sounded, spoke, thine, time, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2010 01:26 PM; by IWieldTheSpade

Forum:
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Say Something Positive

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2010 06:00 AM

1030, bloated, chapel, dear, eyesight, family, feel, female, friends, hard, held, husband, invited, memorial, mirror, moment, morning, morris, positive, saturday, services, soft, studies, taking, thinking, thoughtful, voice, wife, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 06:00 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

announcer, breakfast, car, cornerbrook, even-numbered, expecting, garage, honey, husband, inches, leave, love, married, moved, newfoundland, nfld, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, snows, street, time, understanding, voice, week, wife, womenexhibit, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Talking Frog

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM

72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 10:05 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

good and bad service.

Started by snowyskiesau, 5th August 2010 05:04 PM

account, acknowledged, annoying, approved, attitude, bad, bank, cash, dare, days, delay, deli, good, machine, manager, online, playing, process, refund, require, reversed, service, spent, supermarket, talking, time, tone, transaction, voice, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2010 09:26 PM; by q9

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A very special pen

Started by rhossack, 1st June 2010 08:51 AM

apple, blank, canadian, cap, counter, couple, figure, finally, finished, flattop, grandpa, grandson, hear, job, mallet, pen, pens, pounded, putting, rubber, serious, sierra, spalted, special, told, transmission, troops, voice, watching, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2010 10:55 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Heading to Hollywood

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2010 08:29 AM

2tsup, ben, blog, day, denver, heading, hollywood, kiwi, nice, playing, quiet, ray, reader, regualr, shed, shoot, star, stu, stu's, stus, understand, venture, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 08:29 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Advice - Cordless Phones

Started by Metal Head, 21st February 2010 09:21 PM

advice, appreciated, assistant, bought, breaking, calls, cheers, chocolate, cordless, head, impressed, metal, noise, panasonic, phones, previously, products, purchased, return, set, shop, specialist, teapot, telephone, type, uniden, unidens, voice, week, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 08:41 PM; by China

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Office Irritant

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2010 04:18 PM

allan, annoying, attitude, co-worker, condescending, dislike, instant, irritant, irritated, john, munruben, office, replied, saves, steered, suspected, time, tone, voice

Replies: 6
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2010 05:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

read this please

Started by terry arnold, 4th December 2009 09:30 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, dead, fight, floor, freedom, home, honor, house, lay, life, night, nights, people, read, request, rolled, santa, silent, soldier, soldiers, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:45 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

A voice from the Past

Started by CHJ, 6th November 2009 08:02 AM

brits, colour, local, past, posts, time, voice

Replies: 7
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:06 AM; by CHJ

Forum:
PHOTOGRAPHY

Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

astonished, astounded, bowler, commencing, cricket, died, game, gates, god, happily, heaven, joke, middle, millions, pearly, peter, played, run-up, shane, shirt, short, sighs, stadium, stands, trembling, ushers, vast, voice, warne, warnie

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Puritans

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2009 06:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2009 06:17 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

SKYPE Trojan

Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2009 08:58 AM

code, coding, company, convert, digest, earlier, era, government, horse, incoming, injects, news, outgoing, pass, process, read, released, reliable, reportedly, responsible, skype, solutions, source, sponsored, spyware, swiss, techrepublic, trojan, voice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 08:58 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
COMPUTERS

I did something different today

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2009 06:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, changed, driving, english, exit, female, italian, language, lot, navigator, pleasant, roundabout, satellite, sounds, toady, today, usual, voice

Replies: 15
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 12:52 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Sad TR001

Started by Brisruss, 21st March 2009 11:31 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidently, answer, bench, box, broke, buy, dovetails, drawers, feedback, finished, gmc, joint, knocked, leigh, mail, phone, recommendations, repair, result, router, russ, sad, set, start, successful, superjig, test, tr001, useless, voice

Replies: 18
Views: 4,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 07:37 PM; by Brisruss

Forum:
TRITON / GMC

A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Alan on his way to Munruben

Started by munruben, 1st May 2009 01:24 PM

alan, answering, car, careful, driving, freeway, heard, heck, hundreds, munruben, news, phone, rang, urgently, voice, warning, wifes, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 02:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

In case you were wondering....

Started by ElizaLeahy, 17th April 2009 01:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bored, case, girl, hope, hospital, inflamed, keyring, lay, ligaments, lost, lots, mini, pen, pneumonia, ribs, sons, suppose, tablets, voice, wedding, weeks, wondering

Replies: 18
Views: 2,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2009 02:20 AM; by Paul39

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Oh No :)

Started by gawdelpus, 12th February 2009 09:21 AM

announcer, blondes, breakfast, car, doh, even-numbered, exhibit, expecting, garage, heard, honey, husband, inches, leave, listening, love, married, morning, moved, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, street, understanding, voice, week, wife, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 09:50 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Wild Dingo

Started by Rossluck, 25th January 2009 03:30 PM

absolute, agree, camper, crown, day, ding, dingo, dings, forum, forums, jewels, joined, machinist, named, oddly, people, property, rebuild, recently, style, support, thread, threads, trailer, version, voice, wild, writing, wrustle, yonnee

Replies: 2
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2009 11:05 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Working With Wood Show - Poll

Started by ubeaut, 4th October 2006 12:17 PM

cheers, click, directly, neil, opinions, poll, serious, timber, voice, wood, working

Replies: 6
Views: 6,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2009 07:32 PM; by Lignum

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Should domestic electrical DIY be allowed in Australia?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th December 2008 12:10 AM

additional, allowed, australia, choice, comments, diy, domestic, electrical, feel, multiple, opinion, permitted, post, read, renovateforum.com, thread, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2008 12:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A touching story

Started by MICKYG, 22nd December 2008 02:20 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, friend, home, house, lay, life, merry, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, story, touching, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 6,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

A special message

Started by keithvan, 14th December 2008 11:41 AM

australian, bedroom, carry, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, home, house, lay, life, message, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, special, voice, watch, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 10:10 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

First class service

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th October 2008 10:25 PM

allan, apologised, canteen, chocolate, class, counter, cream, flavours, girl, ice, laryngitis, minutes, rasping, replied, service, sneezed, strawberry, vanilla, violently, voice, waited, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2008 02:12 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Isaac Hayes

Started by prozac, 11th August 2008 03:58 PM

aged, babies, bed, black, chef, close, died, enouraged, explosion, generation, groovers, hayes, intimate, isaac, listening, mood, news, partner, personal, prozac, responsible, sad, soothing, vale, voice, western, white, words, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 09:39 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

bil and jackie

Started by weisyboy, 13th July 2008 09:56 PM

bil, bitten, bloudy, boss, cam, car, conc, crank, decided, farmer, fear, final, fork, hand, jackie, locas, maide, plane, propertys, ride, shed, shout, shouted, tight, travel, verry, voice, voyage, wanna, wealthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:56 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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