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Irate Diner

Started by Rodgera, 15th March 2014 10:35 AM

attention, catch, continued, diner, excuse, hand, irate, passing, raised, replied, waiter

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Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2014 10:35 AM; by Rodgera

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Mexican Restaurant

Started by fenderbelly, 13th May 2012 11:55 AM

angeles, arrives, born, check, cook, cooks, day, exasperated, faith, grape, gringos, hard, head, jews, los, mexican, mexico, orange, people, prune, realizing, replies, restaurant, returns, scattered, senor, sid, sitting, tomato, waiter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Chopsticks

Started by Rodgera, 2nd April 2011 01:16 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2011 09:38 PM; by wheelinround

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Sea Food Restraunt

Started by fenderbelly, 7th December 2010 10:09 AM

admits, aro-d, bloke, bludgeon, calls, chef, dishes, dishwasher, enormous, food, german, gervais, green, hairy, hans, huge, kill, kitchen, lip, mild, pin, restraunt, rolling, sea, sing, sir, squid, waiter, wields, worry

Replies: 6
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2010 06:07 AM; by Carry Pine

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only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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Witty Waiter

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2009 11:20 AM

absolutely, attention, bathroom, boots, bucko, calmly, dirty, disgust, elegant, five-star, flecks, frayed, gentlemen, hall, head, hip, inside, jeans, left, marked, muddy, pay, recoiled, replied, restaurant, sign, torn, wader, waiter, witty

Replies: 0
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Tough luck

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2009 07:14 PM

allan, answered, bring, chisel, feeling, hammer, local, luck, peckish, ray, rump, steak, steakhouse, time, tough, waiter, wheelin

Replies: 0
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 07:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Three Little Pigs

Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 09:59 PM; by wayfarer

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Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

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Lobster story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th November 2007 09:47 AM

allan, arrived, cafe, claw, dying, expect, fight, hope, john, lobster, lost, missing, munruben, replied, special, story, time, waiter, winner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 09:57 AM; by munruben

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Coffee

Started by joe greiner, 10th November 2007 01:31 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 01:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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Eating out !!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2007 08:54 AM

76.39, consulting, dropped, eating, extra, firm, flies, fly, found, hanging, impressed, kitchen, mentioned, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, restroom, save, shirt, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Lobsters

Started by munruben, 29th June 2007 01:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 01:37 PM; by munruben

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10 WORDS (G rated) THAT DON’T EXIST, BUT SHOULD:

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 04:15 PM

act, ay’, badly, diners, don’t, exist, fancy, frust, ground, gyu, lactomangulation, lak’, lay’, manhandling, milk, pepper, phone, purpose, rated, resort, restaurant, rug, shun, sole, spout, sweep, waiter, walking, words, ‘illegal’

Replies: 5
Views: 2,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 11:38 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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My restaurant rules!

Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:17 PM

76.39, consulting, dropped, excuse, extra, flies, fly, found, hands, hanging, impressed, kitchen, noticed, pocket, restaurant, restroom, rules, save, shirt, shortening, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:17 PM; by Christopha

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;)

Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:15 PM

bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, cl600, cut, decided, dollars, drink, ferrari, folded, garage, gentleman, handed, inches, information, instructed, lady, maranello, mercedes, merlot, million, note, porsche, read, return, send, turbo, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:15 PM; by Christopha

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Blind luck

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM

blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

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Management Consultants

Started by graemet, 6th January 2005 09:10 PM

76.39, consultants, consulting, dropped, extra, firm, flies, fly, hanging, impressed, kitchen, management, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, pull, restroom, save, shirt, spare, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 09:10 PM; by graemet

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Dining Out

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM

600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 08:52 PM; by Baz

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Here Tis!

Started by John Saxton, 20th March 2002 09:36 PM

5.in, anatomy, breakfast, called, class, doctor, drilled, eats, fingertips, heart.the, male, psychiatrists, rabbit, tip, tis, told, tongue, unusual, waiter, walked, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2002 11:53 AM; by Iain

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LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

Started by Barry Nelson, 7th September 2001 09:34 AM

approaches, bloody, break, dining, eat, grill, heads, johhny, johnny, mixed, parliamentary, sitting, takes, waiter, wiil

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2001 09:34 AM; by Barry Nelson

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No Lamb???

Started by RETIRED, 5th January 2000 06:49 PM

american, bites, bull, bulls, called, contents, day, delicacy, delicious, evening, fight, inspecting, lamb, morning, noticed, platter, replied, returned, save, senor, served, shoulders, shrugged, special, testicles, tomorrow, touring, waiter, wins, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 2,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2000 06:49 PM; by RETIRED

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Irate Diner

Mexican Restaurant

Chopsticks

Sea Food Restraunt

only ordered beer all evening

Witty Waiter

Tough luck

Three Little Pigs

Surprise

Lobster story

Coffee

Chicken surprise.....

Eating out !!!!!!!!

Did I order this?

Lobsters

10 WORDS (G rated) THAT DON’T EXIST, BUT SHOULD:

My restaurant rules!

;)

Blind luck

Management Consultants

Dining Out

Here Tis!

LITTLE JOHNNY H.........

No Lamb???