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Anything Else?

Started by Rodgera, 4th April 2014 09:47 AM

added, avoid, dressing, girl, hint, mother, replied, salad, seated, stopped, table, thinking, trips, waitress

Replies: 3
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2014 04:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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The truckie and the emu

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:53 PM

amount, appeared, ar$#, change, chips, cleaned, coke, curious, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, legs, money, offered, pay, pays, pocket, pulls, reaches, rich, rolls, royce, sounds, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 10:50 PM; by rwbuild

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Waitress Date

Started by Rodgera, 29th November 2011 12:55 PM

amazement, attention, attractive, avoiding, blurted, cafe, catch, coffee, consented, contact, date, eye, finally, invitation, john, kitchen, looked, munrubben, quickly, readily, time, waitress

Replies: 6
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 08:55 PM; by munruben

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The Emu & The Truckie.

Started by issatree, 5th October 2011 12:25 AM

2nd, agrees, beer, bird, bottom, buy, change, chips, clever, coke, correct, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, lamp, legged, means, millionaire, nice, pocket, pops, reaches, rolls, royce, rub, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2011 09:21 AM; by Pac man

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Coffee Encounter

Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2011 11:05 AM

allan, announced, black, booth, clean, coffee, crumbs, cup, cups, days, diner, encounter, john, kitchen, looked, marched, menus, minutes, moisture, munruben, napkin, nasty, seat, shot, slid, table, waitress, wiped

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 02:38 PM; by Handyjack

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First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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The Truck stop

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2010 11:03 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2010 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wine with Dinner

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2010 06:24 PM

amount, bottle, brought, children, dinner, drinks, lot, meal, mom, nervous, night, piped, poured, quiet, restaurant, ritual, six-year-old, sons, taste, time, uncorking, upscale, waitress, wife, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 09:14 PM; by joe greiner

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Breakfast Out

Started by Rodgera, 9th December 2009 07:06 PM

$1.99, bacon, baked, breakfast, browns, cake, carte, cents, charge, dollars, eggs, forty-nine, hash, home, incredulously, munruben, pay, raw, replied, restaurant, shell, sounds, special, taking, toast, waitress, warned, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:33 PM; by munruben

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Allan & John

Started by Calm, 31st August 2009 10:40 PM

allan, blonde, bloody, court, cried, crying, cute, day, days, figured, filed, guilty, happened, jail, john, johnb, judge, loud, park, perjury, pleaded, proud, remember, replied, shop, sue, waitress, wallan, world, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:02 PM; by munruben

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Roast Beef

Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2009 01:21 PM

appeared, athletic, beef, blank, blond, cafe, day, girl, hair, lot, lunching, makeup, menu, mulling, parramatta, rare, real, replied, roast, sidewalk, sydney, type, waitress, westie, wfe, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Restaurant Trick

Started by joe greiner, 21st May 2009 11:10 PM

bargain, breakfasts, cheers, coffee, couple, cups, daily, friend, grits, hanks, holes, identical, joe, jon, local, maneuver, meals, night, plates, restaurant, set, stewart, swapped, tom, trick, waitress, watering, weeks, weird, whoa

Replies: 9
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 09:33 AM; by Woodwould

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Elderly pride

Started by peterpiper, 3rd February 2009 04:45 AM

bill, blonde, coffee, court, cried, cute, damn, day, elderly, feed, figured, friends, guilty, happened, jail, judge, loud, met, park, pled, pride, rape, remember, replied, sam, shop, sue, waitress, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:37 AM; by wolften

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Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

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Tourists in Wales

Started by fenderbelly, 18th June 2008 05:04 PM

argument, blonde, driving, ja-cks, leaned, lunch, north, pronounce, said….hun-gry, settle, slowly, stop, tourist, tourists, waitress, wales

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Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 05:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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Ray goes to Scotland.

Started by munruben, 30th March 2008 10:41 AM

beginning, blush, brogue, giggled, glasgow, heavy, heels, miss, ray, replied, restaurant, roll, rrrice, rrroast, scotland, scottish, special, suppose, waitress, wear, wheels

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:03 AM; by wheelinround

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The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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Chocolate sundae

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th January 2008 12:48 PM

arthritis, bar, breath, catching, chocolate, crushed, hobbled, john, kindly, milk, munruben, nuts, painfully, pulled, replied, slowly, stool, sundae, waitress

Replies: 2
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 09:11 AM; by RETIRED

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Father Allan

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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Kind Deeds

Started by Barry_White, 10th November 2007 10:45 AM

bill, bryan, car, change, chill, day, deeds, dollar, helping, home, hundred, hurt, husband, kind, lady, light, love, napkin, noticed, paid, pass, pay, road, soft, time, told, waitress, wondered, worried, written

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 10:45 AM; by Barry_White

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French Restuarant

Started by Capt. Zero, 7th October 2007 01:40 PM

alright, answered, attractive, buster, chance, demands, french, giving, meal, offers, patron, pronounced, quiche, quickie, replies, restuarant, resturant, shocked, slapping, slaps, table, time, waitress

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 07:15 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Beware of what you wish for!

Started by Eddie Jones, 25th August 2006 07:20 PM

amount, answers, appeared, arze, beer, beware, change, chick, chips, emu, exact, found, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, money, offered, pauses, pay, pocket, pulls, reaches, rubbed, sighs, sir, tall, time, waitress, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:20 PM; by Eddie Jones

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We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

Started by Driver, 18th January 2006 09:09 PM

arthritis, banana, breath, catching, couple, cream, crushed, flower, ice, kindly, kitchen, night, nuts, ooo--, painfully, parlor, pulled, replied, restaurant, rose, shuffled, slowly, split, stool, thorns, waitress, what’s, yelled, yknow, younger

Replies: 1
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:12 AM; by arose62

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Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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Anything Else?

Not my Valentine

Romantic evening

The truckie and the emu

Waitress Date

The Emu & The Truckie.

Coffee Encounter

First Aid

The Truck stop

Wine with Dinner

Breakfast Out

Allan & John

Roast Beef

Restaurant Trick

Elderly pride

Southern Gentleman

Tourists in Wales

Ray goes to Scotland.

The Bank Account

Chocolate sundae

Father Allan

Surprise surprise

Kind Deeds

French Restuarant

Beware of what you wish for!

We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

Cold Chilli