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Bonanza

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2011 04:56 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2011 01:29 PM; by greyhound

Forum:
SCROLLERS FORUM

grinding station WIP

Started by fletty, 24th September 2011 04:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bench, bottom, day, dead, drawer, drawers, finished, furniture, grinders, grinding, half, inside, minutes, pics, pull, relatives, rotate, shaped, shed, sliding, space, spare, station, store, turntable, unit, walked, wall, wheels, wip

Replies: 17
Views: 3,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2011 05:53 PM; by fletty

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Memories...

Started by Groggy, 4th October 2011 05:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2011 08:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Outdoors man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th September 2011 08:24 PM

afternoon, allan, ball, buck, crappy, crawl, creek, deep, encountered, flooded, golf, golfer, grassed, gum, hole, incident, kangaroo, man, mate, morning, muddy, outdoors, replied, searching, stinking, telling, tiger, waist, walked, whopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 10:10 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

I guess we were ahead of our time but just did not know it

Started by Big Shed, 12th August 2011 02:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ahead, bags, bottles, clothes, current, day, environment, fountain, generation, green, grocery, guess, kids, laments, line, machine, pizza, plastic, power, razor, refilled, right;, screen, shes, size, store, time, walked, washed, woman

Replies: 30
Views: 3,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 03:51 PM; by Handyjack

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A pretty young blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2011 10:34 AM

backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, don’t, driver, emphatically, finger, hear, impress, labrador, local, lot, nearby, parking, pretty, pulled, remain, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, walked, windows, young, “park”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2011 10:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Math Test

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2011 10:38 AM

bucks, computer, dad, dads, dollars, joe, math, news, nodded, passed, remember, saved, study, test, told, twenty, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2011 10:38 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My first post

Started by wherrol, 25th May 2011 09:22 AM

bigger, booties, bought, boy, cheers, cnc, discount, entry, fee, folks, forward, grandmother, half, hooked, intention, knitting, list, participating, past, post, posting, pro, revelation, set, shark, step, toys, trouble, walked, woodwork

Replies: 10
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 08:20 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Its happened!

Started by Grahame Collins, 16th March 2010 11:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, amazed, amazing, arses, bedway, blood, bones, boots, broken, chuck, damage, fingers, hand, happened, heart, impact, impact.no, key, kid, kids, lathe, reported, sank, smart, straight, surface, times, vent, visible, walked

Replies: 28
Views: 3,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2010 08:06 PM; by Grahame Collins

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

The Bendigo Swap,Vic.

Started by issatree, 14th November 2010 08:31 PM

bad, bare, bendigo, boots, couple, deaf, fall, fee, feet, gum, holders, home, idea, issatree, prices, rain, regalia, rest, runners, sell, shirt, shorts, site, stall, surprised, swap, thongs, vic, walked, wares

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2010 09:49 PM; by AUSSIE

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

CEO Blunder

Started by Rodgera, 8th October 2010 02:20 PM

20-minute, audience, baffled, blunder, ceo, convention, copies, demanded, employees, event, extra, finished, furious, half, hour-long, idea, jenkins, punchy, replied, returned, scheduled, speak, speech, walked, write, writing, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 07:57 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another blonde joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM

actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

HELP! - bad advice?

Started by ecks79, 3rd August 2010 05:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accurate, advice, bad, cabinet, cut, cuts, dado, gauges, halving, hand, idea, incra, joint, joints, machine, miter, mitre, play, proper, ripping, square, surprise, table, tear-out, threads, time, told, tools, walked, waste

Replies: 21
Views: 4,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2010 09:18 AM; by damian

Forum:
TABLE SAWS & COMBINATIONS

Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Trendy weekend

Started by wheelinround, 13th August 2010 08:56 PM

$35, 140, 25mm, andrew, black, books, chips, cut, day, ebony, engines, fellow, flying, including, joining, lathe, nzcarver, otga, owners, piece, pieces, queen, sawdustmaker, shock, tools, trend, trendy, walked, weekend, wood

Replies: 12
Views: 2,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 10:05 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODTURNING - ORNAMENTAL TURNING

Getting A's

Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2010 11:09 AM

attendance, biology, chance, class, closed, door, exam, extremely, final, front, glad, handful, hard, left, looked, naturally, offer, opted, pleasure, professor, receive, rejoicing, remaining, rose, semester, student, students, taker, teaching, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2010 11:09 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Golfer at the dentist

Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM

930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM; by bookend

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Dumb Salesperson

Started by xr6t, 26th March 2010 07:29 PM

$35, 170, 2mm, afternoon, buy, cigweld, dumb, expecting, hobart, inverter, job, money, packets, purchased, retailer, rod, rods, sale, salesperson, section, singularly, sold, superior, trial, type, walked, welder, welders, welding, weldskill

Replies: 7
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2010 09:54 AM; by xr6t

Forum:
WELDING

sander

Started by texx, 24th March 2010 07:12 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2010 03:04 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Ryobi Laminate Trimmer TR50A - bits missing - DONE-

Started by JackD, 18th March 2010 01:13 PM

$12, $15, appreciated;, bits, buying, done-, fence, fixed, garage, gday, guide, instruction, jackaussie5, laminate, manual, marks, missing, ryobi, sale, scratchesu, shape, straight, template, tr50a, trimmer, trimming, walked, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 2,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2010 06:49 PM; by JackD

Forum:
ROUTING FORUM

Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, dilemma, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, looked, male, parrot, parrots, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, silence, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

On the Sidelines

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2010 05:31 AM

cook, couch, favorite, food, football, glaring, living-room, network, replied, sidelines, sitting, swmbo, walked, watch, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 05:31 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

John and the blonde

Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM

$20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 01:05 PM; by K_S

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

IT'S The Wife's Fault.

Started by wm460, 7th February 2010 06:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup2tsup2tsup, abode, bid, blanks, cast, conceded, defeat, epay, fault, found, humble, looked, manfully, night, peace, pot, pressure, refuse, reply, walked, wife, wifes, won

Replies: 19
Views: 1,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2010 09:30 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

A bit twisted

Started by gawdelpus, 30th January 2010 03:47 PM

,and, ,pulled, ago, bit, blank, blanks, challenges, cheers, corkscrew, crooked, cut, doh, found, freshly, hehe, john, lol, lot, mile, nameless, pen, pile, remain, tree, twisted, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 11:15 PM; by gawdelpus

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Careful who you push around!!!

Started by Rodgera, 26th January 2010 09:02 AM

400, 900, burly, careful, commotion, correct, door, dusted, finally, free, front, happening, hear, line, mans, morning, nerve, people, policeman, push, pushed, reacted, rushed, shoving, stepped, store, story, time, times, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 09:02 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Red Gum Burl

Started by Tony Morton, 18th January 2010 08:32 PM

300, bit, blanks, bowl, burl, cheers, comments, finished, foot, gum, howard, jumped, oil, orange, pen, racks, red, timber, tony, walked

Replies: 10
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2010 04:55 PM; by hughie

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another parrot joke

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM

angry, bird, called, day, front, furious, hey, home, incredibly, joke, kill, lady, manager, parrot, past, paused, perch, pet, promised, replied, store, stormed, street, sue, ugly, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 12:03 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

3 More

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM

arrange, bank, china, collateral, elephant, excuse, father, frog, inside, knick-knack, loan, manager, mans, mick, miss, ndecd, paddy, patricia, ready, repeating-, replied, rolling, stone, story, tag, teller, told, walked, whack, wold

Replies: 0
Views: 860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 06:17 PM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cast NIP Fron

Started by dai sensei, 28th November 2009 08:15 PM

12mm, 19mm, black, cast, coast, east, effect, final, finish, fron, frons, island, lent, moulds, nip, norfolk, past, pen, picked, pines, streamlines, vertical, walked, wondered

Replies: 12
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2009 11:29 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Useless mob. Ph. Feature.

Started by issatree, 28th October 2009 04:38 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$a10.99, antenna, cable, computer, connect, dash, download, ear, ears, feature, found, geelong, googled, happen, holes, impossible, issatree, mob, motorola, phone, phones, photos, radio, review, stay, stupid, unlock, useless, w218, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2009 11:24 AM; by BobL

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Three bears

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2009 11:14 PM

air, bear, bears, bloody, bowl, carefully, cats, chair, cleaned, cold, croissants, damn, decided, dog, downstairs, eating, empty, fetch, floor, kitchen, litter, morning, mummy, newspaper, porridge, set, sits, table, tray, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 04:11 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 07:47 PM

ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 11:19 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Traffic noise!

Started by snowyskiesau, 20th September 2009 10:51 AM

1230, 600am, 800, amazing, apparent, apparently, barricades, bunnings, car, closed, couple, festival, found, hours, knowing, lack, morning, noise, police, precise, reason, road, running, sydney, traffic, walked, wandered, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2009 02:40 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New store

Started by Woodwould, 4th September 2009 11:07 AM

72.0pt, 90.0pt;, @font-face, accent, australian, beat, break, businessmen, chris, curious, font-family, inside, japanese, john, left, mouth, peek, replied, sarcastically, sell, selling, sitting, skipping, sooner, store, thick, velly, walked, window, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 08:39 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Why Don't More People Use Walking Sticks?

Started by stixman, 29th August 2009 02:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attire, bite, cane, couple, dad, dog, dogs, effect, guys, hat, head, kentucky, lots, neighbors, past, people, popular, protection, purchase, rob, robbers, solved, stick, sticks, typical, wackes, wacks, walked, walking, yard

Replies: 29
Views: 6,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 09:41 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Gympie country music muster

Started by Zarguld, 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM

admit, artists, country, day, defenitly, element, fantastic, favorite, forum, gympie, hangover, laughing, loving, meet, mind, morning, music, muster, muster?i, night, partying, reserved, respect, share, stop, time, walked, you.2tsup2tsup

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 07:45 AM; by Zarguld

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

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