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Warning, Physics Content

Started by rrich, 14th January 2014 08:33 AM

1020, 1024, band, bar, bartender, boson, content, degrasse, double, drink, fan, gigabyte, gigs, heard, higgs, jokes, light, megabytes, neil, nose, parade, photon, physics, shoot, told, traveling, tyson, understand, walks, warning

Replies: 9
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 08:35 AM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

Hell to get old..

Started by gms002a, 3rd October 2013 11:10 PM

agree, approached, class, decided, fine, friend, hell, learned, legs, medical, notice, old-timer, peltry, people, poor, slowly, spread, stiff-legged, street, student, students, surely, syndrome, walk, walking, walks, wind, wrong, zovitzki

Replies: 1
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2013 05:39 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

We were made for each other

Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:40 PM

bed, bedroom, calm, clean, cooking, finally, forum, hate, hates, heaven, kids, loml, match, nagging, nice, nod, pausing, perplexed, reiterate, reply, smiling, starts, sweet, talking, voice, walks, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2013 06:55 PM; by DaveTTC

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WOODIES JOKES

Having a shower

Started by fenderbelly, 27th April 2013 12:50 AM

bathroom, feel, front, guy, life, lohl, love, naked, shower, stands, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2013 12:50 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Chapped lips

Started by MBM888, 8th March 2013 12:19 PM

backside, chapped, cure, drover, heat”, horse, horse;, kisses, lifts, lips, replied, scorching, sweaty, tale, tourist, walks, watches, “does

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2013 12:19 PM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

Rosewood - NOOB

Started by St Kurt, 14th December 2012 07:35 AM

advance, ago, beach, boxes, build, caller, deserves, design, desk, enjoy, exotic, features, folks, ideas, intro, jewelery, justice, kurt, listener, masters, noob, plan, planning, power, rich, rosewood, suggestions, timber, time, walks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2012 03:17 AM; by dr4g0nfly

Forum:
FINISHING

Talented parrots

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:13 PM

aria, buy, calling, carmen, dollars, entire, expensive, god, hundred, impressive, les, maestro, miserables, parrot, parrots, pet, replies, shop, shopkeeper, sing, skills, talented, thousand, thousands, twenty, walks, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:13 PM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

New Glasses

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2012 03:04 AM

bought, complained, confirmed, error, eyeglasses, filling, glasses, husband, husbands, inquired, lab, maam, optometrist, optometry, pair, prescription, purchased, return, store, walks, week, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:23 PM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Gday Everybody

Started by Seagull, 18th August 2012 07:00 PM

cheerz, cnt, errol, fishing, found, gday, handcrafted, introduced, life, lots, lures.have, member.there, myself.i, plenty, remember, timber, time, tips, usefull, walks

Replies: 7
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2012 05:12 PM; by Seagull

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 28th June 2012 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

A man walks into a bar...

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 08:14 PM

bar, bartender, beer, drinking, home, man, picture, pocket, replies, shirt, times, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 08:14 PM; by FenceFurniture

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WOODIES JOKES

Barbers

Started by fenderbelly, 29th February 2012 04:01 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2012 09:49 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Best last joke for 2011

Started by munruben, 31st December 2011 09:16 AM

2011, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, crowd, drinks, erupts, famous, glee, guzzles, ham, house, joke, leaves, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, quaffs, rabbit, remember, time, toastie, toasties, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 07:47 AM; by jenno

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WOODIES JOKES

Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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WOODIES JOKES

Burl anyone?

Started by Big Shed, 15th October 2011 10:13 AM

184506, bed, blanks, burl, camping, creek, dry, flinders, pen, ranges, recent, trip, trooper, walks

Replies: 14
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2011 11:19 PM; by munruben

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WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

Kitchen Layout Options

Started by Basilius, 23rd August 2011 01:06 AM

600, aesthetics, basilius, bench, blind, cabinet, cheers, corner, depth, ease, experience, eye, feel, file, functionality, hallway, kitchen, layout, microwave, option, options, pantry, shelf, shown, slowly, space, view, walks, wall, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 2,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2011 01:06 AM; by Basilius

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

The Black Dog Bites again

Started by artme, 12th July 2011 09:06 PM

advised, bites, black, brothers, concentrate, condition, dad, day, doctor, dog, dow, expenses, extremely, family, helped, hereditary, hound, learn, meals, meditate, minimum, prepared, pursues, rang, sons, support, tired, walks, weekends, worry

Replies: 14
Views: 2,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2011 10:13 PM; by Aerenandmel

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Rubbery

Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

Another Market Day

Started by Nai84, 17th April 2011 10:57 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$25, $30, $50, 2tsup, acrylic, answer, bit, chat, day, grumpy, guys, ian, looked, market, pen, pens, polaris, prices, questions, rich, sierra, sir, sold, stall, start, streamline, u2tsup, walks, wonders, wood

Replies: 49
Views: 4,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2011 09:53 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODTURNING - PEN TURNING

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Bad day

Started by ryanclan, 14th January 2011 08:24 AM

$50.00, ,what, australian, bad, baggy, bit, bloke, cap, cricket, day, green, house, humiliation, madam, replies, repute, shirt, special, toyal, walks, week, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2011 08:24 AM; by ryanclan

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WOODIES JOKES

The local pub

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:18 AM

bar, called, cat, drink, famous, fred, front, grasshopper, guy, hey, horse, local, named, owned, pub, sold, surprised, talking, walks, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 10:18 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Quack quack

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:09 AM

$1.49, bill, cashier, chapstick, drugstore, duck, quack, replies, thatll, tube, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 10:09 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

The brown paper cowboy

Started by groverwa, 17th July 2010 01:35 AM

brown, cowboy, everyonesattention, jacket, jake, pants, paper, paperboots, replies, rustlin, saloon, sheriff, sheriff.dd, shirt, shoddy, shouts, waistcoat, walks, wears

Replies: 2
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2010 01:28 PM; by popawisky

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WOODIES JOKES

creaky floorboards

Started by AMSJ, 2nd June 2010 12:14 PM

ago, concrete, couple, creaks, creaky, days, floorboards, help2, helped, hot, house, laid-out, lay, leave, locked, nail, nailed, partner, plywood, pulling, question, returned, rosewood, slab, solve, stapled, suggested, walks, warped, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 2,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2010 08:23 PM; by justinmcf

Forum:
WOOD WHISPERING WOMEN

Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

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WOODIES JOKES

Old but not slow

Started by malb, 2nd May 2010 04:48 PM

arrives, attention, business, butch, change, close, computer, counter, discuss, doctor, flash, gent, half, impotence, jones, mistake, patients, play, quick, reading, reception, receptionist, replies, reserved, sex, slow, smith, starting, waiting, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:42 AM; by Spanner69

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WOODIES JOKES

Perks of being over 50

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th April 2010 04:57 PM

allan, elevator, expects, finally, friends, glasses, hard, health, insurance, investment, kidnappers, learn, left, listening, live, loud, matter, music, paying, perks, quit, remember, run, safe, secrets, sex, sing, stomach, walks, wear

Replies: 7
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2010 09:32 AM; by Charleville

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WOODIES JOKES

Alans diet

Started by munruben, 13th March 2010 11:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alan, alans, carrot, celery, confused, diet, doctor, doctors, doctor’s, ear, eating, grape, nose, office, properly, replies, stick, walks, wallan, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 08:17 PM; by K_S

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WOODIES JOKES

Take a look at this!!

Started by Sigidi, 11th February 2010 10:45 AM

admittedly, fella, ground, ito, log, minutes, moves, size, sniggin, ugly, walks

Replies: 7
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 09:44 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

great come back

Started by texx, 7th December 2009 08:17 PM

beach, civility, eyebrow, gentleman, great, hat, lift, naked, past, privates, raised, replied, sake, snickering, sunbathing, sunburned, ugly, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2009 11:23 PM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

Soooo True !

Started by gawdelpus, 14th November 2009 10:31 PM

broke, chat, crazy, driving, forgetter, forgetters, forgotten, funny, hell, joke, laugh, live, lot, love, person, plumb, prayer, remember, rememberer, score, send, sentthis, shopping, soooo, times, true, walk, walks, wondering, yourelate

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2009 10:31 PM; by gawdelpus

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WOODIES JOKES

Trouble with Cutting Straight?

Started by eyal8r, 27th August 2009 05:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adjust, aligned, angle, applying, bearings, blade, break, cutting, fairly, go-, guys-, hey, however-, insights, manual, middle, model, nervous, position, professional, re-set, ryobi, stays, straight, stumped, tension, tightened, tracking, trouble, walks

Replies: 17
Views: 3,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2009 01:14 PM; by mechippy

Forum:
BANDSAWS

A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Notes from My Tasmanian Experience

Started by Pat, 3rd October 2009 07:00 PM

avoid, bingo, capable, diameter, experience, falls, flew, freycinet, hobart, home, huon, island, lathe, launceston, mill, morrisons, notes, park, possum, post, road, strahan, tasmanian, tassie, time, trip, visit, walks, wildlife, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 09:24 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
TRAVEL

The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Funny for the day!

Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM

“honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d

Replies: 10
Views: 2,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 07:14 PM; by chippy 71

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WOODIES JOKES

Aussie mileage - Can't argue with the stats!

Started by wm460, 5th September 2009 09:02 PM

2008, 900, argue, aussie, australian, average, beer, bloody, drinks, found, gallon, gallons, means, mileage, miles, stats, study, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2009 09:02 PM; by wm460

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Miles Per Gallon what do you get

Started by Calm, 23rd August 2009 10:40 AM

2007, 900, australian, average, banked, beer, bit, bloke, bloody, computer, drinks, emails, enjoy, found, gallon, gallons, ge3t, means, miles, study, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2009 07:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

What the elderly dog with arthritis is seen in these days.

Started by JMB, 8th February 2008 03:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1/2, 9kgs, arthritis, bad, carried, day, days, dog, elderly, enjoy, laugh, loves, neighbours, otto, ottos, red, solution, time, tiring, ventured, wagon, walk, walks

Replies: 35
Views: 7,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 12:12 AM; by JMB

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 09:25 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

my new best mate

Started by Shedhand, 18th April 2009 04:50 PM

accident, backdoor, beach, bed, bred, bright, chews, cool, cos, couple, exercise, forget, happen, house, jack, keyboard, leave, life, lot, mate, miserable, moment, pure, sane, spot, strange, takes, trained, walks, week

Replies: 12
Views: 2,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 09:45 AM; by Andy Mac

Forum:
PETS, PETS & more PETS.

Water in the Glass

Started by Rodgera, 21st April 2009 08:47 PM

50%, banker, colorless, cylinder, divided, drinker, empty, equal, forest, fuller, gas, glass, half, ice, life, liquid, mother, net, odorless, opposition, parts;, philosopher, physicist, professions, psychiatrist, seasoned, volume, walks, water, worth

Replies: 9
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2009 09:19 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Few Funnies for the Day

Started by Shrek3, 21st April 2009 10:12 PM

angel, balding, bright, bushes, crap, curiosity, day, emerged, female, fifteen, funnies, grinning, grins, guy, head, hold, life, male, minutes, pigeon, sending, soldier, statue, statues, time, walks, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 10:12 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Roof load bearing capacity

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th April 2009 10:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2009 10:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Appearances can be deceptive...!

Started by robutacion, 21st January 2009 04:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

appearances, chances, cheers2tsup, clue, considered, cooked, cut, deceptive, doh, dried, duck, found, fuel, grass, green, guesses, intentions, light, lost, lots, paddock, possibilities, post, prefer, rbtco, rolleyes, sounds, timber, walks, worry

Replies: 30
Views: 3,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2009 02:06 AM; by robutacion

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Hi Tech

Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 08:59 AM

alpha, attractive, bar, bloody, bond, broken, date, explains, fast, giggles, hour, james, lady, moment, notices, panties, replies, smirks, special, state-of-the-art, talk, taps, tech, telepathically, telling, walks, watch, waves, wearing, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 07:12 AM; by les88

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Maths problem 00/03/2009

Started by Wongo, 1st March 2009 08:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

00/03/2009, 100, 2nd, 3rd, break, challenge, cleaner, cleaners, daughters, day, days, found, groggy, locked, locker, lockers, locks, long;, mate, maths, means, nth, numbered, problem, school, starting, summer, unlocked, unlocks, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 4,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2009 01:51 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Blonde

Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 08:57 PM; by AUSSIE

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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