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  1. fire engine
  2. Doctor's Advice
  3. The Bus Ride
  4. Weight Loss
  5. Locksmith Revenge
  6. Pastor of Note
  7. Dear Diary
  8. Absent from Church
  9. Poisoned for Choice
  10. The Sheep Station.
  11. You're never too old
  12. The Priest
  13. One for Old Time's Sake
  14. Teenagers and Cats
  15. a corny one ,The Bacon Tree
  16. Last Rites
  17. The Good Mother Superior, with apologies
  18. Two Sides
  19. No more Politically incorrect jokes
  20. My kind of garden gnome
  21. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XII
  22. Man Overboard Drill
  23. Speeding Ticket
  24. World Cup ticket refunds
  25. The Umbrella
  26. Mixed up days
  27. The Note
  28. For all my handy Andys
  29. Incorrect Caption?
  30. Always strive to be Politically Correct!
  31. Thought for today
  32. Not real !!!!!
  33. American Football
  34. Getting old
  35. Political Burdens
  36. Happy Couple?
  37. Blonde
  38. Touche
  39. Why Don't They Use men on Pin-up Calendars?
  40. Stay Off Your Bicycle
  41. When hell freezes over
  42. Lights in Dublin
  43. borrowing money
  44. Possible rehash
  45. Money is the root of all Evil
  46. Fishing in the rain
  47. Without prejudice,no offence intended
  48. Fishermans lament
  49. Supermarket in Brazil
  50. Mathematics
  51. Six Truths of Life - The untested Theory
  52. Gone cold on this one
  53. Toilet paper for woodies
  54. Going out for dinner
  55. Vehicle Inspection
  56. One to cart around
  57. The butcher
  58. Explanation of Instructions
  59. youngest football fanatics?
  60. Australian Football Grand Final
  61. Ooops.
  62. Politicians & wisdom
  63. Health concerns
  64. Mushrooms
  65. Haircut problems
  66. Bear Removal
  67. needs a hired hand
  68. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
  69. Divorce Polish style
  70. Perplexed Postie
  71. deaf chicken
  72. SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
  73. essential insurance
  74. Wicked Mathematics!
  75. Wait Your Turn
  76. Wives
  77. Pub
  78. 3 kick rule
  79. Fine Art
  80. Want a Coke.
  81. Observations
  82. What's in a name?
  83. Procrastination
  84. Dr's Dietry advice
  85. Proposal - oldstyle
  86. What could possibly go wrong 2
  87. Ah for a nice cuppa!!
  88. Cant see the wood for the trees
  89. Low interest ,no payment
  90. Homeward ho
  91. Praying for an answer
  92. A little pump action
  93. 3 Cheers in beers
  94. Nogo Text
  95. Irish Magic
  96. YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE……
  97. Teacher arrested at Sydney airport
  98. Lost wife
  99. Walking on the grass
  100. The Tickle Me Elmo factory
  101. Taxi Driver
  102. Where are your Glasses??
  103. Perth or Adelaide?
  104. Another hot gospeller joke
  105. ATO
  106. water sense
  107. Sylvia & Wanda in Passing over
  108. Flawless MALE LOGIC.
  109. MALE V FEMALE AT THE ATM
  110. A Bit Of Aussie Culcha
  111. Inquisitive wife
  112. BAD Parrot
  113. Careful what you eat,or a life time of woe
  114. One Little Dot
  115. Christmas for Edna
  116. Morals of Mildred
  117. Charm School
  118. Awkward moment
  119. Stamp this out
  120. Christmas in the workhouse
  121. New Year Greeting
  122. Grandpa's woes
  123. Touching moment
  124. Only in Whalan
  125. Swmbo pickin'on me
  126. A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings
  127. Peat Moss
  128. Doctor Games
  129. Five
  130. Economic rationalization
  131. Little Johnny
  132. Cotton on.
  133. Status symbol - the mobile phone
  134. personal days
  135. Ain't good to be a senior
  136. Drinking buddies
  137. Modern maths
  138. Consultant
  139. Pain Location
  140. Dietary requirements
  141. A little story
  142. Older Brains
  143. Cheap drinks
  144. Hungry.
  145. like a fish outtta water
  146. Doggone it!!!
  147. Pancakes
  148. Interview for Police Force
  149. Bathroom Wall
  150. Home Schooling that I received