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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,888
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Quack quack

    Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:09 AM
    $1.49, bill, cashier, chapstick, drugstore, duck, quack, replies, thatll, tube, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,094
    munruben
    6th December 2010, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  2. My Bank is broke.

    Started by munruben, 4th December 2010 07:35 AM
    bank, broke, carba-tec, cheque, day, funds, insufficient, letter, pay, purchased, returned, stamped, stuff, telling, worried, wrote
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,354
    Allan at Wallan
    5th December 2010, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  3. The Shopping Trolley

    Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2010 01:07 PM
    advertising, answered, business, call, caller, chance, company, cpa, dad, father, fathers, jumped, larson, offered, placard, placards, richard, self-promotion, shopping, skilled, supermarket, traced, trolley, trollies, voice, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,236
    munruben
    5th December 2010, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  4. And i thought I had a bad day!

    Started by munruben, 5th December 2010 10:58 AM
    999, bad, calls, day, police, snowman, stolen, thought, woman, youtube
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 961
    munruben
    5th December 2010, 10:58 AM Go to last post

  5. Another bad day

    Started by munruben, 3rd December 2010 10:43 PM
    attacked, bad, beetle, bruises, bug, call, centre, cut, cuts, day, desk, doctor, giant, happened, home, lady, local, medical, meters, moment, nasty, night, reception, sore, store, suddenly, tall, told, video, walking
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,067
    fenderbelly
    4th December 2010, 05:06 PM Go to last post

  6. Thats how my week went.

    Started by munruben, 2nd December 2010 10:46 AM
    america, antlers, awful, balanced, brighter, coming, creature, decided, draped, drive, enjoying, grocery, guy, hat, home, local, note, party, phone, poor, questions, replied, shot, siamese, store, telephone, thinking, twins, visit, week
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,175
    Rodgera
    3rd December 2010, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  7. Lost at trivia

    Started by munruben, 3rd December 2010 09:06 PM
    answer, apparently, borrow, club, correct, door, game, local, lost, neighbour, night, sugar, trivia
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 881
    Avery
    3rd December 2010, 09:12 PM Go to last post

  8. Classic situation

    Started by Woodwould, 3rd December 2010 06:16 PM
    adj, baroque, classic, monet, situation
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,084
    Carry Pine
    3rd December 2010, 07:36 PM Go to last post

  9. Rampant belt sander.

    Started by RETIRED, 25th November 2010 03:16 PM
    belt, pain, rampant, sander, taming, violence, warning, wild, youtube
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,187
    rsser
    28th November 2010, 12:32 PM Go to last post

  10. Paraprosdokian

    Started by rsser, 26th November 2010 10:54 AM
    america, bike, bus, conscience, diplomat, evening, expect, fall, fire, god, hell, ideas, learn, miss, money, parachute, paraprosdokian, people, pessimist, sign, skydive, start, station, steal, stops, successful, target, train, voices, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,399
    rsser
    27th November 2010, 12:36 PM Go to last post

  11. Allans Christmas present

    Started by munruben, 22nd November 2010 11:40 PM
    allan, allans, armchairs, buy, called, care, catalogue, christmas, conversation, cost, deserves, feeling, hubby, lounge, minute, overheard, pause, phase, phone, pleased, power, present, sided, special, thinking, wait, wife, wonderful
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,252
    munruben
    24th November 2010, 04:56 PM Go to last post

  12. Mrs Alans diet.

    Started by munruben, 21st November 2010 11:59 PM
    alans, diet, dumped, kilograms, lose, mrs, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,210
    munruben
    24th November 2010, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  13. I found inner peace

    Started by munruben, 23rd November 2010 12:00 AM
    baileys, bodle, bot, bottle, butle, chesescke, dem, dhis, fee, finished, house, idr, iennr, mainder, morning, ned, orn, paece, peace, plaese, pockage, prozic, prunglies, res, scriptins, sned, started, tha, valum, wum
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,102
    Rodgera
    23rd November 2010, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  14. Munruben marriage in tatters

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2010 10:53 PM
    allan, certificate, date, expiry, hoping, hour, it.doh, john, marriage, munruben, studying, tatters, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,006
    munruben
    22nd November 2010, 11:13 PM Go to last post

  15. How many men

    Started by munruben, 22nd November 2010 12:02 AM
    bathroom, men, slice, thin, wallpaper
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,045
    The Bleeder
    22nd November 2010, 07:12 AM Go to last post

  16. Try this one when you have got a hangover

    Started by Rodgera, 19th November 2010 04:04 PM
    hangover
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,083
    nihilism
    22nd November 2010, 01:48 AM Go to last post

  17. The real mans Masterchef

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th November 2010 09:29 AM
    2010, final, funny, mans, masterchef, real, youtube
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,239
    munruben
    21st November 2010, 11:42 PM Go to last post

  18. Army Nurse Training

    Started by Rodgera, 17th November 2010 12:07 PM
    army, arose, blow, camera, daily, desired, entire, feminine, field, final, girlfriend, jealous, line, mess, mud, nurse, occurred, picture, pride, private, prove, rain, rained, reason, set, swampy, tent, training, waited, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,271
    munruben
    21st November 2010, 11:36 PM Go to last post

  19. Benefit claims

    Started by Woodwould, 9th November 2010 07:53 AM
    announced, benefit, benefits, british, cameron, claim, claims, cut, david, difficult, effort, english, forms, intends, monday, national, printed, spending
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,620
    munruben
    21st November 2010, 11:34 PM Go to last post

  20. Qantas

    Started by rsser, 12th November 2010 10:39 AM
    380, air, avgas, bang, campaign, dumps, emergency, fly, fuel, holiday, landing, line, main, marketing, qantas, raining, ran, revised, spirit, start, weekend, yeah
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,607
    A Duke
    16th November 2010, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  21. Don't Annoy Old People

    Started by Normanj, 15th November 2010 09:43 PM
    access, account, annoy, appointment, arrangement, attending, automatic, bank, button, call, caused, check, computer, contact, employee, english, financial, missing, password, payment, people, person, personally, phone, press, query, required, service, toilet, transfer
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,111
    Normanj
    15th November 2010, 09:43 PM Go to last post

  22. Soccer

    Started by joe greiner, 12th November 2010 10:15 PM
    annual, briefly, cheers, clothed, field, game, interrupted, joe, nude, ran, soccer, streaker, zealand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,069
    Rodgera
    14th November 2010, 08:15 AM Go to last post

  23. Columbus

    Started by Charleville, 12th November 2010 11:44 PM
    1492, anymore, assembled, brave, clyde, columbus, edge, exploration, hear, maria, names, nina, party, pinta, reading, remember, sailed, sailing, santa, ships, unknown, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,161
    Dengue
    13th November 2010, 06:32 AM Go to last post

  24. Moved: Dear Dr Ruth

    Started by Charleville, 11th November 2010 07:30 PM
    dear, ruth
    •  
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  25. Job application

    Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2010 09:16 AM
    ‘neither, another?”, answer, answers, applicants, application, applied, correct, decided, decision, don’t, dublin, i’.”, incorrect, ireland, irish, job, job.”, know.’, manager, murphy, pole, qualifications, question, similar, simple, surely, test, wrong.”, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,576
    fenderbelly
    9th November 2010, 09:16 AM Go to last post

  26. Marriage

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th November 2010 07:55 PM
    begining, cards, club, diamond, hearts, marriage, pack, spade
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,114
    Allan at Wallan
    8th November 2010, 09:33 AM Go to last post

  27. Say Something Positive

    Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2010 06:00 AM
    1030, bloated, chapel, dear, eyesight, family, feel, female, friends, hard, held, husband, invited, memorial, mirror, moment, morning, morris, positive, saturday, services, soft, studies, taking, thinking, thoughtful, voice, wife, woman, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,383
    Rodgera
    7th November 2010, 06:00 AM Go to last post

  28. Time waster

    Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2010 04:35 PM
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    1 2
    50%, apple, orisinal.com, season, time, waster
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,926
    fenderbelly
    6th November 2010, 09:26 AM Go to last post

  29. Footballer's problems

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2010 07:22 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    allan, ambushed, answered, band, beaten, brother, coach, collingwood, coming, day, father, fault, footballer, game, goals, joined, looters, moved, mum, play, problems, replied, robbed, shot, sister, store, street, time, wonderful, youngster
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 2,731
    fenderbelly
    4th November 2010, 12:32 PM Go to last post

  30. Golf Poem

    Started by fenderbelly, 3rd November 2010 09:32 AM
    ball, chooses, desires, dies, disappears, dribbles, drink, ease, eyes, golf, grass, hard, hit, hole, hooks, land, master, miles, poem, pup, refuses, slices, sorrow, soul, swear, swim, tiny, tomorrow, whim, whimper
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,334
    fenderbelly
    3rd November 2010, 11:12 PM Go to last post

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