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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,897
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Did you see that

    Started by BEKKY, 21st February 2011 05:12 PM
    aggravated, bald, bear, black, blind, coolcd, couple, deer, eagle, flew, guy, guys, hill, hunting, minutes, overhead, step, walking
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,180
    AlexHW
    23rd February 2011, 02:44 PM Go to last post

  2. How not to build a house

    Started by joe greiner, 17th February 2011 10:05 PM
    build, house, wrong
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,703
    Manuka Jock
    23rd February 2011, 02:23 PM Go to last post

  3. Historic Recall

    Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2011 03:26 PM
    1st, 500, ago, america, class, columbus, concluded, crabtree, discovery, exclaimed, grade, happened, historic, memory, recall, story, student, telling, wow
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,273
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd February 2011, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  4. 24 hr Service

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2011 01:44 PM
    24-hour, cleaned, cleaning, clothes, customer, day, explaining, found, friday, hour, hours, hurry, munruben, pressing, proprietor, protested, read, replied, reproachfully, saturday, searched, service, sign, son, suit, thursday, todays, tomorrow, town, visiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,185
    Rodgera
    22nd February 2011, 01:44 PM Go to last post

  5. Fox news

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th February 2011 12:43 PM
    allan, connection, disappointed, fox, foxes, news, paid, ripoff, yesterday
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,057
    AlexHW
    21st February 2011, 07:00 PM Go to last post

  6. Potential Juror

    Started by Rodgera, 18th February 2011 12:21 PM
    acting, answering, approach, assault-and-battery, attorney, courtroom, defendant, defense, drama, english, excused, grammar, guess, juror, mugged, potential, prosecutor, questions, quipped, responded, shot, sitting, teach, teacher, theatre, victim, watch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,169
    AlexHW
    19th February 2011, 09:15 AM Go to last post

  7. How not to build a bridge

    Started by joe greiner, 17th February 2011 10:06 PM
    bridge, build, oops
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,119
    joe greiner
    18th February 2011, 11:09 PM Go to last post

  8. Old Charlie

    Started by ivanavitch, 17th February 2011 09:51 PM
    armed, boss, bothersome, bunnings, captain, charley, charlie, clean-shaven, coffee, coming, company, credit, day, employee, forces, hear, late, minutes, morning, odd, player, real, retired, sharp-minded, sir, talk, team, tidy, time, worker
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,215
    Allan at Wallan
    17th February 2011, 10:03 PM Go to last post

  9. An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani...

    Started by Woodwould, 16th February 2011 08:20 AM
    englishman, pakistani, welshman
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,059
    pugwash
    16th February 2011, 07:14 PM Go to last post

  10. Barbecue Forks

    Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2011 02:29 PM
    barbecue, blaring, blazing, block, burned, coals, disgust, fire, flashing, forks, found, glared, helplessly, holding, hosts, house, lights, marshmallows, owners, passed, raced, realized, roared, roasting, standing, stopped, street, suddenly, trucks, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,085
    Rodgera
    16th February 2011, 02:29 PM Go to last post

  11. OLD AGE Problems

    Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM
    85-year-old, age, arleen, armpit, called, cheers, count, day, doctor, door, exam, hand, hands, jar, john, knees, lady, left, mouth, neighbor, physical, problems, replied, requested, shocked, sperm, squeezin, teeth, wife, yep
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,394
    Mulgabill
    16th February 2011, 01:07 PM Go to last post

  12. parrotted

    Started by Biggles73, 5th February 2011 06:58 PM
    arm, astonished, attitude, beg, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, door, dramatic, endeavor, extended, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, guy, half, hurt, language, minute, parrot, parrotted, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, yelled
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,528
    Carry Pine
    16th February 2011, 08:55 AM Go to last post

  13. Allan's Valentines Day Gift

    Started by wheelinround, 14th February 2011 12:38 PM
    added, allan, allans, answer, appreciated, bag, belt, bit, bought, chauvinist, cleaner, day, friend, gift, hope, john, replied, smiled, thoughtful, vacuum, valentines, wife
    • Replies: 3
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    Rodgera
    16th February 2011, 05:44 AM Go to last post

  14. A Mind Bending Experience

    Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2011 05:06 AM
    bending, experience, guy, illusions, mighty, mind, moebius, optical, wheel
    • Replies: 0
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    Rodgera
    16th February 2011, 05:06 AM Go to last post

  15. Don't Make a Fuss

    Started by wheelinround, 14th February 2011 12:43 PM
    box, candy, crowd, day, dinner, favourites, food, fuss, lifetime, make, midnight, moped, nagging, paper, park, photo, printed, proud, quality, recycle, ride, roses, shed, shes, technology, thinking, valentines, wasting, week, windows
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,172
    Carry Pine
    14th February 2011, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  16. Biker humour

    Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 10:45 PM
    bike, biker, bikers, bridge, burly, commit, deep, dressing, famous, finished, girl, humour, insensitive, jump, kiss, leader, lingering, miss, opportunity, parents, real, replied, riding, stopped, suicide, talent, tough, wasting, wow
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,602
    stuffy
    6th February 2011, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  17. A Irishman's chilli...

    Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 12:10 PM
    bloke, bottom, bowl, chilli, close, dead, delight, eagerly, front, immediately, irishman, looked, loving, mouse, mouthful, nah, noticed, paddy, puked, reached, repulsive, sat, shocked, sight, sitting, slid, spooning, staring, started, yerself
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,625
    Mulgabill
    5th February 2011, 07:49 AM Go to last post

  18. Your Homework?

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd February 2011 11:53 PM
    fathers, handwriting, homework, pen, student, teacher
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 911
    Rodgera
    2nd February 2011, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  19. Exclamation To Each his own

    Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM
    applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,142
    Allan at Wallan
    1st February 2011, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  20. Arrow Wet tricks

    Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:04 PM
    beautiful, blonde, breath, champion, climbed, decided, demonstrations, diving, endurance, incredible, jumped, lady, lay, learn, lengths, liverpool, marry, mersey, met, olympic, pool, prostitute, seventy-five, sidesof, started, swimmer, told, towel, tricks, wet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,241
    John Saxton
    31st January 2011, 11:04 PM Go to last post

  21. Wink It was a Christmas treat

    Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2011 01:25 AM
    bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hour, hours, jay, jays, left, louise, louises, mantel, morning, noticed, pantyhose, poor, santa, talking, treat, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,306
    Allan at Wallan
    29th January 2011, 05:05 PM Go to last post

  22. A Little Scottish Story

    Started by Dennis Millard, 29th January 2011 03:33 PM
    agrees, announced, battered, burn, closely, comdom, condom, day, examined, forge, glen, handed, hill, huge, looked, lustily, marched, piper, pipes, playing, produced, regiment, repair, replaced, scottish, smith, sporran, story, street, torn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,099
    Dennis Millard
    29th January 2011, 03:33 PM Go to last post

  23. Caught a thief in the workshop!

    Started by Groggy, 27th January 2011 03:40 PM
    bit, caught, charged, honest, intended, i’ve, killing, murder, rough, sandpaper, thief, workshop
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,269
    John Saxton
    29th January 2011, 01:11 AM Go to last post

  24. shoot!

    Started by Biggles73, 28th January 2011 07:30 PM
    backpack, benefit, crash, girl, grabbed, jumped, led, life, looked, parachute, parachutes, passengers, people, plane, president, replies, shoot, smartest, starting, stood, united, world, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,034
    Biggles73
    28th January 2011, 07:30 PM Go to last post

  25. Religious visitors

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th January 2011 10:06 PM
    allan, answered, anyones, door, doorway, drink, dunno, fellers, inside, knock, morning, religion, religious, sit, speak, visitors
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,013
    Allan at Wallan
    27th January 2011, 10:06 PM Go to last post

  26. 36000ft

    Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM
    aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 999
    Allan at Wallan
    26th January 2011, 01:29 PM Go to last post

  27. French Survey Results

    Started by munruben, 22nd January 2011 09:33 AM
    bridge, charles, deaths, france, french, gaullebridge, jumped, paris, people, pont, results, revealed, seine, survey
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,182
    Allan at Wallan
    25th January 2011, 09:17 PM Go to last post

  28. Tools - Directions vs Actual Use

    Started by Ozkaban, 25th January 2011 11:42 AM
    actual, cheers, dave, directions, dunno, tools
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 943
    Ozkaban
    25th January 2011, 11:42 AM Go to last post

  29. The Metric System

    Started by Rodgera, 6th January 2011 02:18 PM
    2000, 453.6, aches, basic, bicycles, cake, cards, crackers, decacards, distance, graham, hoarsepower, kilomockingbirds, laryngitis, megacycles, megahurtz, megaphone, metric, microphones, million, million-million, millionth, mockingbirds, rations, shortest, straightline, system, unit, units
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,472
    rsser
    24th January 2011, 06:06 PM Go to last post

  30. Waterproofing

    Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2011 02:25 PM
    basement, died, dig, estimate, heaven, mind, patient, phone, pitch, replied, sales, selling, send, shed, son, telemarketer, time, waterproofing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,033
    Rodgera
    21st January 2011, 02:25 PM Go to last post

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