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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,874
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Rudds Ancestry

    Started by Jim Carroll, 8th June 2010 06:43 PM
    1887, 1889, ancestry, assets, dealings, force, gaol, genealogy, great-great, hanged, horse, judy, kevin, melbourne, melbourne-geelong, minister, police, political, prime, railroad, remus, research, rudd, rudds, spin, standing, thief, train, uncle, victoria
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,094
    Ozkaban
    16th June 2010, 03:46 PM Go to last post

  2. Identifying wood

    Started by Woodwould, 15th June 2010 06:08 PM
    identifying, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,685
    Ozkaban
    16th June 2010, 03:42 PM Go to last post

  3. haircut

    Started by groverwa, 15th June 2010 05:09 PM
    accept, barber, bill, card, citizens, community, cop, difference, door, dozen, florist, free, friends, fundamental, haircut, happy, illustrates, left, lined, money, morning, parliament, pay, replied, run, service, shop, waiting, week, you;
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 948
    weisyboy
    15th June 2010, 10:27 PM Go to last post

  4. another paddy joke

    Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM
    2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,033
    defender
    15th June 2010, 12:37 AM Go to last post

  5. Call centre operators

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th June 2010 05:25 PM
    ago, allan, bit, boxes, cable, centre, computer, connected, cord, dark, failure, follow, hour, lean, manuals, monitor, operator, operators, power, prompt, purchased, reach, real, screen, store, stupid, sudden, taking, telstra, wood
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,296
    Calm
    13th June 2010, 07:54 PM Go to last post

  6. Sometimes you are lucky - 6mb

    Started by Calm, 11th June 2010 08:13 PM
    6mb, email, lucky
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 960
    artme
    13th June 2010, 01:46 PM Go to last post

  7. Redgum or Bloodwood tree?

    Started by Woodwould, 10th June 2010 06:59 PM
    bloodwood, redgum, tree
    • Replies: 5
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    Allan at Wallan
    11th June 2010, 05:29 PM Go to last post

  8. Waiting

    Started by m2c1Iw, 9th June 2010 06:40 PM
    138921, anticipation, awaits, breathless, crowd, disrespectful, industry, kevin, mining, rudd, statue, tad, unveiling, waiting
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,176
    acmegridley
    11th June 2010, 09:26 AM Go to last post

  9. Back at the front

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2010 04:17 PM
    allan, computer, couple, finished, front, glasses, internet, missing, play, providers, realised, realistic, resorted, series, shot, t.v, talk, transferring, underbelly, wallet, watched, watching, weeks, whilst, wife, wilderness
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 957
    wheelinround
    10th June 2010, 05:08 PM Go to last post

  10. Never assume

    Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2010 10:56 AM
    air, airport, assume, charter, close, cnn, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructed, instructor, local, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, telling, told, twin-engine, valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,267
    tea lady
    10th June 2010, 05:05 PM Go to last post

  11. World's easiest quiz!

    Started by Calm, 28th May 2010 12:01 PM
    airplane, animal, answers, black, box, brush, camels, canary, chinese, color, commercial, correct, country, easiest, finch, george, gooseberries, hair, hundred, islands, king, named, pacific, pass, purple, quiz, vis, war, world, worlds
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,107
    Frank&Earnest
    10th June 2010, 12:54 AM Go to last post

  12. The Irish Millionaire.

    Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:05 PM
    answer, build, chris, circumstances, clock, cried, cuckoo, dats, dublin, final, fookin, friend, hell, hung, irish, lives, mick, million, millionaire, nest, paddy, phone, pounds, presenter, question, repeated, simple, told, wit, won
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,498
    fenderbelly
    8th June 2010, 10:29 AM Go to last post

  13. Grammar is important

    Started by Woodwould, 19th May 2010 12:29 PM
    capitalisation, difference, grammar, helping, horse, important, jack, uncle
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,800
    chrisrjones5456
    6th June 2010, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  14. Someone at the door ..

    Started by rayintheuk, 5th June 2010 09:33 PM
    agent, answers, car, check, dealer, delivery, door, driver, english, front, invoice, japanese, main, mandela, mistake, nelson, nissan, ray, spares, speak, tells, tons
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,009
    rayintheuk
    5th June 2010, 09:33 PM Go to last post

  15. Ice Cream

    Started by wheelinround, 4th June 2010 02:52 PM
    cream, election, explanationsof, ice, rudd, teacher, won
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,248
    artme
    5th June 2010, 08:34 AM Go to last post

  16. Mines downsizing due to new Super tax

    Started by DJ’s Timber, 1st June 2010 08:36 PM
    downsizing, due, mines, super, tax
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,525
    Christos
    3rd June 2010, 09:58 AM Go to last post

  17. At the Supermarket

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM
    baby, blurted, boys, called, dress, excuse, fell, finally, hear, minutes, miss, mommy, mothers, noticed, patience, shop, silent, softly, supermarket, ten, thin, tugged, wearing, woman, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 938
    Rodgera
    2nd June 2010, 01:11 PM Go to last post

  18. Noel W's towing service

    Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:55 PM
    email, noel, service, towing
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,419
    artme
    1st June 2010, 10:56 PM Go to last post

  19. Favorite Animal

    Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2010 08:48 PM
    admire, animal, beef, chicken, children, class, colonel, dad, day, famous, favorite, fried, funny, guess, happened, honest, laughed, live, office, parents, person, pork, principals, sanders, shed, taught, teacher, told, truthful, understand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 966
    Rodgera
    1st June 2010, 08:48 PM Go to last post

  20. Preparing for children

    Started by Grumpy John, 15th May 2010 08:18 AM
    10pm, alarm, attempt, bag, box, buy, car, child, children, cream, cup, dressing, front, goat, half, leave, living, melon, minutes, mummy, nights, preparing, ready, shirt, sleep, stick, string, test, time, walk
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,845
    Ozkaban
    1st June 2010, 05:01 PM Go to last post

  21. Newspaper Ads

    Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:11 PM
    #%#%#, 1/2, ads, britannica, call, colony, complete, dog, dress, dryer, encyclopaedia, free, married, mistake, month, needed;, newspaper, nudist, offer, owner, puppies, sale, sell, stephanie, washer, wedding, wife, winner, worn, £100
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 979
    Calm
    31st May 2010, 07:11 PM Go to last post

  22. A beautiful message about growing old:

    Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:09 PM
    138176, beautiful, bugger, forgot, growing, message
    • Replies: 0
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    Calm
    31st May 2010, 07:09 PM Go to last post

  23. Bark

    Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM
    allowed, answer, approaching, bark, bit, bloke, care, dog, dogs, door, flustered, gotta, house, leave, manager, ooh, opposite, protest, questions, restaurant, ridiculous, roof, ruff, sir, smooth, stood, surprised, top, tree, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,120
    groverwa
    31st May 2010, 05:39 PM Go to last post

  24. ladder accident-WARNING > 4Mb download

    Started by Calm, 25th May 2010 06:24 PM
    >, 4mb, accident, accident-warning, accidentwarning, download, ladder
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,381
    Sawdust Maker
    29th May 2010, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  25. Retarded grandparents

    Started by Calm, 24th May 2010 09:11 AM
    anymore, birds, carts, center, cooks, cruising, day, doll, earn, eat, escape, friends, golf, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, house, laugh, night, people, priceless, retarded, retardment, sneak, someday, teacher, visit, watches, wrecked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,327
    Sawdust Maker
    29th May 2010, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  26. 3-d

    Started by Charleville, 29th May 2010 05:25 PM
    3-d, communities, crime, cuppa, documentary, night, rate, realistic, television, thongs, underprivileged, wallet, watching
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 804
    jaguarrh
    29th May 2010, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  27. new sport

    Started by underfoot, 29th May 2010 06:25 AM
    giving, liquid, moment, mountaineering, sport, walking, water, workout, youtube
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,069
    Lyle
    29th May 2010, 02:31 PM Go to last post

  28. I truly did not know this!

    Started by Calm, 28th May 2010 01:06 PM
    accept, cashed, casinos, catholic, chip, chips, churches, collected, coming, day, franciscan, gambling, gotcha, las, living, monastery, monks, nearby, offerings, origin, passed, send, services, sorting, sunday, surprise, surprisingly, tag, vegas, worshipers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,027
    johmar
    29th May 2010, 10:33 AM Go to last post

  29. Insert leader of choice...

    Started by Groggy, 28th May 2010 12:37 PM
    annoyed, answer, answered, choice, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, hands, idiot, insert, johnny, kevin, kids, knowing, leader, liberal, moron, mum, mums, raised, replied, rudd, teacher
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,087
    Allan at Wallan
    28th May 2010, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  30. Call to the Governor

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2010 12:18 PM
    agreed, assistant, attorney, begged, cajoling, call, died, emergency, exclaimed, funeral, governor, governors, grumbled, home, judge, lawyer, mansion, midnight, morning, phoned, pierson, replied, shortly, talk, wait, wake
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,091
    chrisb691
    27th May 2010, 10:59 AM Go to last post

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