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Heard a good joke about woodworking lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    russ57
    21st February 2024, 07:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 12,874
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. How to Sell Toothbrushes

    Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:47 PM
    approach, box, busiest, buy, cash, corner, cried, desk, dumped, echoed, found, hey, jenny, johnny, magazines, possibly, sample, sell, selling, sold, tastes, teacher, teachers, tooth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, walked, wanna, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,572
    DanP
    16th October 2006, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  2. Talking Cane toad fans...

    Started by Shedhand, 13th October 2006 12:45 PM
    cane, check, clean, fans, guys, hilarious, toad, video
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,469
    Shedhand
    14th October 2006, 11:44 PM Go to last post

  3. Fortune Teller

    Started by Baz, 13th October 2006 06:46 PM
    breaths, candle, compose, dark, deep, delivered, easy, flickering, fortune, fortune-teller, fortunetellers, found, gaze, grave, guilty, hands, lined, met, news, question, shaken, simply, single, stares, steadied, teller, visibly, visit, voice, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,103
    Baz
    13th October 2006, 06:46 PM Go to last post

  4. If Wimmin Controlled the World

    Started by Felder, 12th October 2006 03:15 PM
    controlled, lot, wimmin, world
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,848
    RufflyRustic
    13th October 2006, 10:24 AM Go to last post

  5. Bad apple?

    Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 02:42 PM
    535, accused, apple, arrested, australian, bad, canberra, card, charges, crank, credit, defendants, designed, driving, drug-related, drunk, due, gotta, guess, hundreds, idiots, laws, lawsuits, line, organization, parliament, pass, rest, scroll, shoplifting
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,014
    chrisp
    12th October 2006, 05:54 PM Go to last post

  6. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

    Started by Bob38S, 12th October 2006 11:19 AM
    bad, bees, birds, borrowed, clients, co-workers, control, corrections, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, divorce, fashion, friend, good, hidden, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, maturing, money, pills, shes, son, talk, talking, ugly, understands
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,623
    Bob38S
    12th October 2006, 11:19 AM Go to last post

  7. M&F (different planets)

    Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 10:01 AM
    buy, clothes, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, mandf, outfit, pair, picked, planets, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,343
    Bob38S
    12th October 2006, 11:15 AM Go to last post

  8. Mathematics

    Started by Eddie Jones, 11th October 2006 05:51 PM
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 122%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-r-s-e--k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, answer, arze, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, bullshyte, certainty, close, conclude, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, life, makes, mathematical, mathematics, top, whilehard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,104
    Eddie Jones
    11th October 2006, 05:51 PM Go to last post

  9. Talking Metaphors For The Ages

    Started by ryanarcher, 9th October 2006 04:53 PM
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    ages, boxes, country, dog, duck, eclipse, fell, gently, hair, heart, hummingbirds, john, lame, left, lived, mary, met, metaphors, mph, nancy, neighborhood, p.m, pavement, pinhole, shots, solar, spoke, suburban, teachers, teeth
    • Replies: 15
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    ryanarcher
    10th October 2006, 01:55 PM Go to last post

  10. You know your old when

    Started by bennylaird, 10th October 2006 12:24 PM
    #you, 1959, answered, attended, balding, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, gray-haired, hmmm, lined, looked, love, morgan, park, pride, quickly, school, sitting, son-of-a-bitch, teach, teeth, ugly, wrinkled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,113
    Stuart
    10th October 2006, 12:32 PM Go to last post

  11. Vincent Van Gogh

    Started by Phil Spencer, 27th September 2006 09:31 AM
    aunt, ballroom, bay, bird, brother, coach, constipated, country, cousin, dancing, disco, drove, flamin, gogh, grin, half, loved, lover, mexican, nephew, niece, psychoanalyst, stage, tan, travels, uncle, van, vincent, wellsfar, winnie
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,285
    Green Woodchips
    6th October 2006, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  12. Anniversary Wishes

    Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM
    60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,243
    ss_11000
    6th October 2006, 06:41 PM Go to last post

  13. Look Mum, we found some kittens!!!

    Started by bennylaird, 20th September 2006 09:22 AM
    bet, caused, found, kittens, mum, stink
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,463
    Jeff
    6th October 2006, 01:31 PM Go to last post

  14. First Time

    Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM
    boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,436
    Jeff
    6th October 2006, 01:22 PM Go to last post

  15. Keep an Eye Out

    Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM
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    caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 2,884
    AlexS
    6th October 2006, 11:59 AM Go to last post

  16. 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    Started by Guy, 30th September 2006 03:57 PM
    address, advance, attend, bottom, co-workers, day, days, friends, healthy, insanity, level, lunch, maintain, money, mood, netting, party, play, poems, poetry, recital, rhyme, rock, sit, sounds, time, tropical, ways, won, wrestling
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,360
    ernknot
    6th October 2006, 02:03 AM Go to last post

  17. Another Oldy

    Started by Christopha, 2nd October 2006 06:56 PM
    air, bottom, buttons, changed, control, female, hammer, handy, hed, hit, hot, hourglass, lines, lost, male, oldy, page, people, pick, pleasure, push, pushed, railway, remote, shifts, takes, time, warm, weight
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,688
    scooter
    5th October 2006, 12:07 AM Go to last post

  18. Bono

    Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM
    africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, deep, dies, front, glasgow, hands, hell, holding, microphone, pierces, quiet, silence, slowly, solemn, starts, stop, time, total, voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,367
    Bluegum
    4th October 2006, 01:10 PM Go to last post

  19. THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Canada

    Started by DPB, 3rd October 2006 05:18 PM
    ahead, bent, canada, club, directly, donenow, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quick, quiet, shoulder, sign, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, urinal, water, width
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,558
    Cliff Rogers
    4th October 2006, 12:07 AM Go to last post

  20. Was this intentional

    Started by Gra, 3rd October 2006 04:33 PM
    intentional
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,559
    Ramps
    3rd October 2006, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  21. Microsoft vs General Motors

    Started by Barry_White, 3rd October 2006 05:43 PM
    alternator, car, cars, computer, drive, driving, engine, fault, general, industry, lights, microsoft, motors, occasionally, press, protection, reason, refuse, replaced, restart, road, shut, single, system, technology, temperature, time, warning, whatsoever, windows
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,151
    Stuart
    3rd October 2006, 09:13 PM Go to last post

  22. Thicknesser

    Started by Andy Mac, 30th September 2006 06:45 PM
    8yr, called, cheers, complete, daughter, earmuffs, glasses, glueing, head, joke, laugh, picture, running, safety, shed, stock, strips, thickerd, thicknesser, timber, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,377
    outback
    30th September 2006, 07:37 PM Go to last post

  23. Arrow Grocery Bag

    Started by Rodgera, 30th September 2006 01:14 PM
    bag, bags, bottom, checkout, chick, contents, crashing, crowded, customer, driveway, final, floor, front, grocery, happen, harried, lifted, quipped, sending, supermarket, supposed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,181
    Rodgera
    30th September 2006, 01:14 PM Go to last post

  24. Tech Support Needed

    Started by fred.n, 27th September 2006 05:51 PM
    1.0, 10.3, 3.6, 5.0, 7.0, 7.5, applications, background, eek, favorite, fishing, football, girlfriend, helpeek, hunting, monitors, needed, night, program, racing, run, support, tech, tempting, thinking, troubled, un-install, unexpected, user, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,942
    Aussiephil
    28th September 2006, 11:08 PM Go to last post

  25. Transplant

    Started by Baz, 27th September 2006 06:07 PM
    arm, bad, clothes, continued, doc, effects, erection, finer, glad, golf, golfer, handwriting, headache, hear, improved, landscapes, learned, life, news, painting, playing, putting, sew, success, surgeon, time, touch, transplant, unbelievable, watercolours
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 965
    Baz
    27th September 2006, 06:07 PM Go to last post

  26. Hospital Enquiry

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 26th September 2006 02:39 PM
    302, aunt, cohen, connect, continues, couple, enquiry, enthusiasm, family, fantastic, finkel, heart, hold, home, hospital, hours, improvement, monitor, news, nurse, nursing, patients, relief, sarah, send, sister, station, tells, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,559
    fred.n
    27th September 2006, 10:08 AM Go to last post

  27. 50th Wedding anniversary

    Started by QbnDusty, 25th September 2006 06:56 PM
    50th, age, ago, anniverary, anniversary, arrived, car, church, couple, decided, drive, electric, fellow, fence, fences, fork, hedge, home, improved, local, love, memories, move, replied, road, savouring, stopped, visit, wandered, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,526
    QbnDusty
    25th September 2006, 06:56 PM Go to last post

  28. Moved: Pope and footy.

    Started by bennylaird, 25th September 2006 05:41 PM
    footy, pope
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  29. Catholic Parrots

    Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM
    answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,207
    bennylaird
    25th September 2006, 10:00 AM Go to last post

  30. Moved: Thew Redneck and the Russian

    Started by Iain, 24th September 2006 06:48 PM
    redneck, russian, thew
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