Thanks Thanks:  0
Likes Likes:  0
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  0
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  0
Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. 22nd March 2006, 11:08 AM #1
    Jack Plane's Avatar
    Jack Plane
    Jack Plane is offline Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    23

    Default A bit late for St Paddy's day

    An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...."Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot"."Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out, and then a £10 pound note appears"This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
    "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient
    The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
    Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
    "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?"
    The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly
    "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman “I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 22nd March 2006 11:08 AM # ADS
    Google Adsense Advertisement
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Posts
    Many





     
  3. 22nd March 2006, 08:13 PM #2
    graemet's Avatar
    graemet
    graemet is offline Greying Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Glenhaven, NSW
    Age
    81
    Posts
    1,064

    Default

    around again!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 23rd March 2006, 12:11 AM #3
    Ashore's Avatar
    Ashore
    Ashore is offline Retired Marine Engineer
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Newcastle
    Age
    72
    Posts
    3,363

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Plane
    An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...."Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot"."Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out, and then a £10 pound note appears[/IMG]
    "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient
    The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
    Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
    "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out of interest, How moch was in dare den?"
    The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly
    "Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman “I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."


    If I was ever to give my first Reddie it would be for that, but as I haven't yet found a reason to give one I'll give you a green

    Rgds
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 23rd March 2006, 08:37 AM #4
    Iain's Avatar
    Iain
    Iain is offline Drop Bear Master
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Drop Bear Capital of Gippsland (Lang Lang) Vic Australia
    Age
    74
    Posts
    6,518

    Default Stop the presses, email just in......

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
    spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him
    the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
    toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
    toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
    church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
    on the street corner.
    The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night
    at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
    myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last
    four years. Once he fell
    asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
    come."
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. St Paddys Day
    By rtfarty in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 19th March 2006, 10:31 AM
  2. No Petrol Day
    By Gazza in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 14th September 2005, 07:26 PM
  3. Shopping Kimberley Style
    By Jenny Brandis in forum WOODTURNING - GENERAL
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 13th July 2005, 03:52 PM
  4. OK I'll go second...
    By Zed in forum Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 1st May 2005, 07:20 PM
  5. Australia Day - A Bit Late but worth a read
    By barnsey in forum NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 31st January 2005, 12:20 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules