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    Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
    The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
    The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
    The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge

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    its funny because its true (ducking)

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    Default You have it SPOT ON that one

    Quote Originally Posted by bullfright View Post
    Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.
    The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
    The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.
    The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge
    I know the 3 blondes well the 3 of them think they are rocket scientists
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