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Advice on table top

Started by Jaysoft, 14th January 2013 11:00 AM

advice, budget, cheap, circular, clamp, clamps, decided, dowel, dowels, edge, folks, genie, hand, house, including, jig, joint, legs, looked, metal, pick, pieces, planer, run, skirt, table, term, tools, top, workbench

Replies: 5
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2013 07:11 PM; by elanjacobs

Forum:
FURNITURE, JOINERY, CABINETMAKING - formerly BIG STUFF

The truckie and the emu

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:53 PM

amount, appeared, ar$#, change, chips, cleaned, coke, curious, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, legs, money, offered, pay, pays, pocket, pulls, reaches, rich, rolls, royce, sounds, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 10:50 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Looking for a good dowel jig

Started by birkyt, 14th May 2012 02:58 PM

accurat, advance, advise, birkyt, curently, dead, dowel, dowelmax, genie, good, jig, leaves, ossie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 02:58 PM; by birkyt

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

The Emu & The Truckie.

Started by issatree, 5th October 2011 12:25 AM

2nd, agrees, beer, bird, bottom, buy, change, chips, clever, coke, correct, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, lamp, legged, means, millionaire, nice, pocket, pops, reaches, rolls, royce, rub, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2011 09:21 AM; by Pac man

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

beat the genie

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd July 2011 11:20 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beat, clever, cos, everytime, famous, genie, http://www.akinator.mobi, lol, questions

Replies: 17
Views: 2,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2011 11:39 AM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Restoration of a Starling named Genie

Started by Darce, 20th June 2010 10:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$300, ago, battery, bilge, boat, coffee, deal, dry, floor, garage, genie, grp, home, hook, hours, liftbags, lot, named, pump, pumped, ready, restoration, returned, sank, scallywag, shes, smoke, starling, sweeten, water

Replies: 18
Views: 2,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 12:26 AM; by Darce

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

doweling jig

Started by mart1986, 1st October 2009 01:40 AM

admin, advice, doweling, genie, jig, joint, move, plug, section, spaces, spacings, woodwork, wrong, youtube

Replies: 3
Views: 2,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2009 04:36 AM; by mart1986

Forum:
ROUTER JIGS

Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Blonde

Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 08:57 PM; by AUSSIE

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

doodleing in the shed

Started by BernieP, 10th February 2009 03:11 PM

200mm, attached, awhile, bernie, bit, camphor, cheers, complete, cork, crack, doodleing, fuzzy, gday, genie, grabbed, hands, hunk, note, pics, shaky, shed, slowly, talking, tripod, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 03:45 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
WOODTURNING - GENERAL

Frozen snot

Started by Darce, 29th January 2009 09:04 PM

$advice, boats, bonnet, climbed, compression, decent, dent, fix, forum, fracturing, frame, frozen, genie, glass, grp, hard, involved, jinker, kids, lot, repairable, restore, sail, snot, supposed, wether, wondering, word, write-off, yacht$

Replies: 6
Views: 1,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 09:35 AM; by PAR

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

? Copper Bails??

Started by Darce, 24th December 2008 12:11 AM

bail, bails, bolt, boom, bronze, colour, copper, earlier, genie, gooseneck, hold, image, mainsheet, oregon, pins, pushed, realised, remains, rich, rod, sail, securing, single, snapped, squall, stranger, suitable, time, wtf, yellow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 04:42 AM; by PAR

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

Interior planking

Started by Darce, 2nd December 2008 02:29 AM

alternative, based, cabin, deleterious, effect, experienced, frames, genie, hull, ideas, interior, lead, paint, plank, planking, planning, provide, providing, rebuild, red, screwed, sell, shops, smooth, sound, surface, tossing, typing, winter, wisdom

Replies: 10
Views: 2,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2008 02:03 AM; by Darce

Forum:
BOAT BUILDING / REPAIRING

Three Blokes

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:35 AM

5000, aussie, bin, blink, blokes, canada, canadian, completely, countries, country, curious, engineer, eye, farmer, feet, fertile, fill, forever, genie, genies, huge, laden, land, osama, out;, poooff, precious, thick, wall, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:09 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

One for the English

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:14 AM

150, alkazoom, beach, blink, curious, day, england, english, eternity, explains, eye, feet, fill, fish, fisherman, genie, genies, guy, huge, irish, lantern, oceans, och, poof, pops, protecting, scot, thick, wall, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 11:14 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Genie

Started by fred.n, 6th September 2006 08:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 08:58 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Beware of what you wish for!

Started by Eddie Jones, 25th August 2006 07:20 PM

amount, answers, appeared, arze, beer, beware, change, chick, chips, emu, exact, found, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, money, offered, pauses, pay, pocket, pulls, reaches, rubbed, sighs, sir, tall, time, waitress, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:20 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

the genie

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:10 PM

12-inch, absolutely, bag, bic, bucks, climbed, clouds, deaf, deaf?sorry, ducks, flying, friend, genie, golf, granted?just, half, happened, hidden, lighter, looked, means, million, moments, overhead, pulled, sky, suddenly, sun, thunder, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 12:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by fred.n, 14th May 2006 11:08 AM

$800, 129, bob, bull, corporate, crow, day, door, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 11:08 AM; by fred.n

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Irish Sailors

Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:34 AM

beer, boat, brew, clapped, crash, deafening, entire, finest, genie, gentle, granted, guinness, hands, immediately, irish, lamp, michael, moment, mortals, nice, ocean, patrick, pee, sailors, sampled, simultaneously, spoke;, stillness, tension-filled, vanished

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 07:34 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Is you a boy one or a girl one?

Started by silentC, 14th September 2005 02:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

80%, accuracy, boy, confused, examining, gender, genie, girl, male, mine, person, post, predict, website, words, written, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2005 11:13 PM; by knucklehead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Oldies but a tad timely

Started by Christopha, 2nd March 2005 02:52 PM

beautiful, beauty, bring, called, camilla, day, diana, dog, freed, genie, girl, imprisonment, lamp, life, oldies, person, photograph, photographs, prince, quasimodo, records, remains, sleeping, tad, thousands, thumb, timely, tom, woman, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 04:49 PM; by outback

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM

129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:11 PM; by Geoff Dean

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WOODIES JOKES

Funny corporate lessons

Started by DonN, 10th February 2004 08:20 PM

129, apologized, bird, bob, corporate, cow, crow, day, driving, dung, funny, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, nun, pile, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 08:20 PM; by DonN

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

QLD, VIC, Tas and a genie

Started by rob_tassie, 5th September 2003 10:28 PM

clap, country, fishenchippa, footasgray, genie, guys, inna, lamp, mate, middle, nods, offa, owna, qld, queenslander, queenslanders, roit, sand, shop, sick, tas, tasmanian, tassie, telling, ten, thunder, tired, vic, wall, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2003 10:28 PM; by rob_tassie

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WOODIES JOKES

The deaf genie

Started by Dion, 17th October 2002 11:35 PM

appeared, bar, bartender, bloke, bottle, bottles, day, deaf, dwarf, foot, genie, granted, guy, inch, luck, midget, minature, past, pianist, piano, played, player, playing, polishing, pretty, releasing, short, tall, walking, whered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:35 PM; by Dion

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WOODIES JOKES

Golfers

Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:21 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Understanding Women

Started by Island Ape, 6th February 2001 02:25 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2001 02:25 AM; by Island Ape

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

tight pussy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:57 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:57 PM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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Advice on table top

The truckie and the emu

Looking for a good dowel jig

The Emu & The Truckie.

beat the genie

Prince Charles and the corgie

Restoration of a Starling named Genie

doweling jig

Divorce proceedings

Blonde

doodleing in the shed

Frozen snot

? Copper Bails??

Interior planking

Three Blokes

3 Minute Management Course

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Three Minute Management Course

One for the English

5 Step Management Course

Genie

Beware of what you wish for!

the genie

Corporate Lessons

Irish Sailors

Is you a boy one or a girl one?

Oldies but a tad timely

Luck.

Corporate Lessons

Funny corporate lessons

QLD, VIC, Tas and a genie

The deaf genie

Golfers

Understanding Women

tight pussy