Page 46 of 164 FirstFirst ... 3641424344454647484950515696146 ... LastLast
Results 676 to 690 of 2455
  1. #676
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    nth coast nsw
    Posts
    1,557

    Default

    And so now that I've retired I've taken up woodwork...
    this here is my first project.....it's a chest of drawers..

    .........it ain't quite finished yet

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  2. # ADS
    Google Adsense Advertisement
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Posts
    Many





     
  3. #677
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Adelaide - outer south
    Age
    67
    Posts
    941

    Default

    George tries to impress the MIT audience by explaining Planck's Constant.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  4. #678
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Millmerran,QLD
    Age
    73
    Posts
    11,178

    Default

    "George demostrates the theory of two short planks with a single plank following a small mathematical error when loading up his props."

    (Apologies to Alex S as it is slightly close to his entry)

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

  5. #679
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    nth coast nsw
    Posts
    1,557

    Default

    This here's my SDD.....(Shoe Deflection Deevice)

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  6. #680
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    5,016

    Default

    I'd like you to meet my successor, he's a relative, but a more refined Bush.
    memento mori

  7. #681
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Dandenong, Vic
    Posts
    2,029

    Default

    I'm a Bush and this came from one, so its like one of my kids and needs to be cared for....

  8. #682
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Perth. WA
    Posts
    377

    Default

    "No. it's not made to measure. I got it off the shelf."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
    www.clivequinn.com

  9. #683
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    7,934

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    This here's my SDD.....(Shoe Deflection Deevice)
    Go Undies.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  10. #684
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    nth coast nsw
    Posts
    1,557

    Default

    ..Ta tl...how about

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

  11. #685
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    ACT
    Age
    84
    Posts
    2,581

    Default

    Pluck me!
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

  12. #686
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Diamond Creek, Vic.
    Posts
    13

    Default

    Another pheasant plucker!

  13. #687
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Adelaide - outer south
    Age
    67
    Posts
    941

    Default

    Nono - izzz Bavarian sleepingchicken. Very quiet pet. For you five dollars yes?
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

  14. #688
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Cheltenham, Melbourne
    Age
    74
    Posts
    2,224

    Default

    What do you mean wool don't come from chickens?
    Chris
    ========================================

    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

  15. #689
    Join Date
    May 1999
    Location
    Tooradin,Victoria,Australia
    Age
    73
    Posts
    11,918

    Default

    Ivan Skavinsky Skivar (original version) in civvies.

  16. #690
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Bundaberg
    Age
    54
    Posts
    3,454

    Default

    Well, the advertisment did say this outfit would garantee him pick up chicks

Similar Threads

  1. Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5
    By mic-d in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 2999
    Last Post: 23rd January 2012, 12:02 PM
  2. Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #4
    By bullfright in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 616
    Last Post: 6th February 2010, 09:33 AM
  3. Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3
    By pugwash in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 443
    Last Post: 16th July 2009, 06:50 PM
  4. another need a caption, reply, question Take #2
    By wheelinround in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 822
    Last Post: 4th June 2009, 02:02 PM
  5. another need a caption, reply, question
    By mic-d in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 814
    Last Post: 19th February 2009, 10:25 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •