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    Wish this bloke on the back would stop telling me how to ride this thing
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    Wal took a ewe turn after he was ramed
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Linfox are trialing a New Zealand division; so far they've cornered the market in the outback brothel delivery service

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tiff View Post
    Linfox are trialing a New Zealand division; so far they've cornered the market in the outback brothel delivery service
    The image suggests their companies 'quality control' policy is very thorough.
    Craig

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    A "ewe"phemism.

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    So that's what they mean by " Crutching ".......

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    When I said bring some fresh meat for dinner bob I didn't mean that fresh

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    Nothing special about that - it's just an outback airbag.
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

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    How do you take a sick sheep to the vet?

    By rambulance of course .
    Cheers, Bob the labrat

    Measure once and.... the phone rings!

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    Not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed with the restraint that was shown with this one.

    Reckon I'll award it to Cheif Tiff. All yours mate.
    Craig

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    They were a bit lacking in filth and innuendo, but there was some very clever word play. "Rambulance"

    Try this one:

    Snow-has-the-cat-wondering-how-to-play-resizecrop--.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tiff View Post
    They were a bit lacking in filth and innuendo...
    Very much so.
    Craig

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    aaah. Pee holes in the snow. Purrfection
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Don't know how to type in a high pitch voice, but...

    Mrs. Slocombe, "It were so cold last night my pussy was frozen solid!"
    or, "I don't like this cold, it's terrible for my pussy!"
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    How do I spell my name?
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