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    Stuck up bitch, won't even talk to us
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    A weight loss program you can't not stick to.

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    She looks a bit passive aggressive to me.
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    Young Billy hated being sent to Scouts, as he knew it was just his Mum's way of getting "me" time... until he earned his "Emergency Survival Clothing" AND "First Aid" badges simultaneously.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Ah, 'twas awful. Truly awful. T'Missus was in full gossip when she stuttered. The doc says t'body cast 'n splints c'n come off in 6 weeks, but her jaw'll hafta stay wired for months...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    I was waiting for something like:

    That's it, I'll put a stop to the fidgeting and talking during the cricket!

    or

    Try not to get into mischief while I go down to the pub with the mates



    anyway I think I'll go with Skew's last effort
    over to you mate
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    Nick
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
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    2) Who said duct tape couldn't fix stupid?
    Ouch!

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    Thanks, Nick... my turn in the barrel, eh?

    Y'know, I've saved off so many pix during my browsing that I have no idea which ones I've already posted here? So, apologies if this has been done before...
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    Be buggered if I'd be out in the lead of that lot.
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    Twenty first century game of cowboys and Indians. Now known as law enforcement and revolutionarys.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Stay on the concrete, if you go on the grass you'll get bogged.

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    "The Zimmer brigade fights back."

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    "The charge of the bike brigade."

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    The Guns of Never Roam
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Ray

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    The first field test of the new re-coil less armory
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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