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    Road rage is done differently in Africa

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    Be afraid, very afraid of the dung beetle...... its BIG
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    The natural answer to ivory poaching.
    All yours Hugh.
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    OK let's see what can be done with this one.
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    n....n....n...nine......t.....t.....t....ten.....p.....p.....pull
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    What does this 'Eject' lever dddddoooooooooo...........
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    Belatedly, Elmer remembered the instruction to jump out of the aircraft before it ran out of sky

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    c'mon you should have known sail has the right of way
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    Immmm did I take out the windscreen Insurence as we'll

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    Ooooh chute!
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    Bruce could now see the logic in packing the bouncy castle.
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    Bloody inane OH&S regs! What desk-bound guvmint monkey decided air-bags were better than a 'chute?
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    All God's critters got a place in the choir.....

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    phew, we missed the power lines
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