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  1. 10th January 2007, 06:26 PM #1
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    I bought a great new toilet seat recently.

    On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.

    Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.

    My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."
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  3. 10th January 2007, 07:11 PM #2
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    So if you relace the dishwasher door with the toilet seat you must save oodles on never needing to buy toilet paper again
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  4. 10th January 2007, 08:34 PM #3
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    eeeeeooooowwww!


    I just had this vision of chipping something dried off the good china with my fingernail, after it comes out of the dishwasher........


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    give it time,Next thing they will be microwave safe....
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    On a similar note, I designed a house for a (female) client once, who seemed rather eccentric, and instructed that all the windows be louvres and the glass inserts had to be precisely a particular width.

    This was a bit confining designwise, and I questioned her at length, in fact she was so circumspect that I think it would be fair to say I interrogated her as to why she was so insistant.

    Eventually she relented and said she had this thing about crystal clear windows, so once a month she'd pop them out of their frames and run them through the dishwasher!

    Personally, it's not worth the effort, but as far as I know she still does it!

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  7. 12th January 2007, 01:16 AM #6
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    Midge, we take the flyscreens into the shower to clean them up.

    We don't have a hose outside, and hot water cleans them lickety-split.

    I guess crazy only depends on where you stand...
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  8. 12th January 2007, 02:50 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schtoo View Post
    Midge, we take the flyscreens into the shower to clean them up.
    Works with venetian blinds too.

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  9. 12th January 2007, 03:11 PM #8
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    My toilet seat is food safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    My toilet seat is food safe.
    That's funny, my food is toilet safe.
    Boring signature time again!
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    You mean your toilet food is safe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    That's funny, my food is toilet safe.
    Another fan of the McDonald's diet?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    You mean your toilet food is safe?

    I keep food safe in the toilet?
    Boring signature time again!
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