Thread: Collingwood Joke

50,000 Collingwood Fans meet at the MCG for a "Collingwood Fans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

Eddie says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Collingwood Fans are not stupid. Can i have some volunteers?"


Nick Maxwell & Dane Swan gingerly work their way through the crowd and step up to the stage.


Eddie asks them, "What is fifteen plus fifteen?"


15 or 20 seconds after they were whispering to each other, Nick says "Eighteen!"


Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 50,000 Collingwood Fans start chanting, "GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE!"


Eddie says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you in one place and we have the world wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give them another chance."


So he asks, "What is seven plus seven?"


After nearly 30 seconds they eventually say, "Ninety!"


Eddie is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh, everyone is disheartened.


Dane Swan starts crying and the 50,000 Collingwood Fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE!"


Eddie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance...What is two plus two?"


They both talk to each other then after a whole minute they both close their eyes and say, "Four!"


Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Collingwood Fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...




"GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE THEM ANOTHER CHANCE!"