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Thread: Cowpoke Allen
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29th November 2007, 09:23 AM #1
Cowpoke Allen
One day, a Allan rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the Allen went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked Allen,” What did you do in Texas?"
The Allen replied," Well, I had to walk home
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29th November 2007, 04:52 PM #2
Thats Allan
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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29th November 2007, 05:54 PM #3Member
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You would think coming up to Xmas they would get a Bit better!
One would live in hope I guess.
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29th November 2007, 06:36 PM #4
They could get a bit better ... but not much.
Let's see your best one bearing in mind it must
be like ours:
* Very humorous.
* Not a "re-hash".
* Antiseptically clean.
* No vulgar language.
* Not denigrating to any member.
Mmmm, it may be harder than you think
Allan
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