Thread: My diary

Dear Diary - day 1
I'm all packed and ready to go on the cruise. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

Dear diary - day 2
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be.
I met the captain today and he seems to be a nice man.

Dear diary - day 3
I spent some time in the pool today. I did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.
The captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

Dear diary - day 4
Went to the ship's casino. Did OK and won about $80.
The captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room.
We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.

Dear diary - day 5
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned.
I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks.
He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined.
He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled!

Dear diary - day 6
I saved 1600 lives today.
Twice!