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  1. 23rd November 2007, 11:06 AM #1
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    Talking Election Day

    1) No matter who you vote for a politician always wins.

    2) Vote 1 Guy Fawkes.... the only man to enter parliment with honest intentions.

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  3. 23rd November 2007, 11:56 AM #2
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    I don't know about that.
    Their heads are full of wood, and they always turn on us once we've elected them into power.

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  4. 23rd November 2007, 12:18 PM #3
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    Also like a lot of the blanks I have bought, full of promise but are impossible to get a decent turn out of them!
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  5. 23rd November 2007, 03:10 PM #4
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    like during turning they shave heaps out of our pockets chip away at our income then wax us over
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  6. 23rd November 2007, 06:53 PM #5
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    Sad that probably half of humanity would happily be given the chance to vote

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  7. 23rd November 2007, 08:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by dazzler View Post
    Sad that probably half of humanity would happily be given the chance to vote
    How true
    Its also sad that the other half of humanity would be happy if their vote actually counted
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  8. 23rd November 2007, 10:12 PM #7
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    I can not vote this time. I lost my tossing penny.
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    Politicians are like nappies - they need to be changed frequently, and for the same reason.
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  10. 24th November 2007, 11:51 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebastiaan56 View Post
    Also like a lot of the blanks I have bought, full of promise but are impossible to get a decent turn out of them!
    Does that mean I wont get my yacht as I was promised by the party I was going to vote for?
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  11. 24th November 2007, 02:08 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Does that mean I wont get my yacht as I was promised by the party I was going to vote for?

    There was only one yacht and I got it at 8.01 am this morning

    Here she is .........

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    Duped again!

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  12. 24th November 2007, 02:19 PM #11
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    Doh
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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  13. 24th November 2007, 02:51 PM #12
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    A political candidate knocked hopefully on the door of a prospective supporter in the electorate and introduced himself.

    Much to his surprise, the lady of the house said, "I most certainly won't vote for you."

    "But," said the candidate, "you've never seen my opponent."

    "No," said the lady, "but I've had a damn good look at you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    A political candidate knocked hopefully on the door of a prospective supporter in the electorate and introduced himself.

    Much to his surprise, the lady of the house said, "I most certainly won't vote for you."

    "But," said the candidate, "you've never seen my opponent."

    "No," said the lady, "but I've had a damn good look at you."
    Hey Barry, that one deserved its own thread.
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  15. 25th November 2007, 06:46 PM #14
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    Our local Cheesecake shop has a cheesecake called Parliament House.

    Its full of Nuts from all over Australia.
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  16. 26th November 2007, 10:18 AM #15
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    You shouldnt blame the pollies- remember half the people who elect them are below average intelligence.
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