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    Has no one got it yet?

    Well I guess it's a bit of a trick answer...

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    so what is it?

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    Well the answer was supposed to be "Carl would duck so as not to walk into the bar" but then you went and proved me wrong

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    thats a dumb question.

    a blonf is found locked in her room dead.
    all that is in the room with the girl is, a bed, bedside lamp and scisors.
    to make tis ebven more puzzeling there is not a mark on the girl.

    how did shee die?

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    From bad spelling

    She cut the lamps power cord with the scissors

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    nop.

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    If you didn't keep saying girl, I would have said of old age
    It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.

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    a) She was not necessarily in the bed.
    b) The bedside light was not on.
    c) The scissors had no bearing on her death.

    She froze to death on the floor because without the
    light on she could not find the bed. After all, she was
    a blonde.

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    your over thinking.

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    She just plain karked it

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    now your under thinking.

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    Drowned... the bed was a water bed, scissors cut the bed... possibly electrocuted with the lamp?
    It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.

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    Well?

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    Dam broke

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    Quote Originally Posted by corbs View Post
    Drowned... the bed was a water bed, scissors cut the bed...
    youv heard thatone before

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