Thread: Globalisation

Finally, a definition of globalisation

I can understand and to which
I can relate


Question : What is the truest definition of Globalisation?

Answer : Princess Diana's death.

Question : How come?

Answer :

An English princess with

An Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes in a French Tunnel,

driving a German car

With a Dutch engine,

Driven by a Belgian

Who was drunk

On Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by

An Australian,

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese Chips, and a

Korean monitor,

Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

Transported by Indian truck-drivers,

Hijacked by Indonesians,

Unloaded by Maltese wharfies,

and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders


That, my friends, is Globalisation!