Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and
one remarked how for Christmas this year he would love to wake up
on Christmas morning, roll out of bed, and without an argument be
able to go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a
round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, Let's do it. We'll make
it a priority, and figure out a way and meet here early this coming Christmas morning.

So when that special morning arrived Dec. 25th, there they
were on the links.

The first guy said: "Boy, this game cost me a fortune - -
I bought my wife a big diamond ring and she can't take her eyes
off it."

Number two says: "I spent a ton too. My wife is home
planning the cruise I gave her. She's up to her eyeballs
in brochures."

Number three golfer said, "Well, my wife is home admiring her
new car, reading the manual.

They all turn to the last guy who is staring at them like they've
lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense
for this golf game. I simply slapped my wife on the bum this
morning and said, "Well, babe, is it sex or golf?"

She said, "Take a sweater."




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