Thread: When i say i'm broke - i'm broke

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE
A little old sweet hearted Aboriginal lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young White Gentle Business Man carrying a Vacuum Cleaner.


'Good morning,' Said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of your precious minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'


'Go away!' said the old traditional lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'and she proceeded to close the door without further shyness ! !.


Quick as a flash, this young strong handsome the white Man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.


'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my' demonstration'.


And with that, he emptied a bucket of her own stabled Horse Manure onto her hallway carpet.

'If this Vacuum Cleaner does not remove all the traces of this Horse Manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'


The old Aboriginal lady stepped back with a grin and Said Happily, 'Well let me get you a spoon, 'Cause they cut off my Electricity this morning.'