Pinched from Turning Talk Oct 2023
Woodturners Society of Queensland Inc.

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude the Captain announced:

“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London to New York. The weather is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax and …
Oh My God!”

Silence followed. Complete silence.

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you, while I was talking to you a Flight Attendant accidently spilled a hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants.”

From the back of the plane an Irish passenger yelled “For the luvva Jaysus,you should see the back of mine!”

Tom Rowston
WSQ Life Member

Darky