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  1. #1111
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    Werewolf
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    vampire
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    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  4. #1113
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    Blood suckers

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    leech

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    modern medicine
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  7. #1116
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    Machines that go beep.
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    ...and then, ultimately, the machine stops going beep...

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    Roadrunner goes "beep, beep"
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    Bop when it stops and whirr when it stood still.
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    Oh Mr Lacey let me play with your loving machine
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    great big wheel
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    keeps on turning.
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    the other cheek
    Incoming

    Never eat prunes when you're hungry

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    Slap happy!!
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    Happy hour
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