Thread: Justice

JUSTICE


Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a "shovel."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Bastard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your Mother-in-Law to death with a shovel

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Bastard!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and
said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime,
but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge
you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years
I lived next door to that Bastard. Every time I asked to borrow a shovel,
he said he didn't have one!"